PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Fried calamari fo' shizz... Stuffed baby bellas too...

I thought he just linked to it and even said NSFW. And no, it was hilarious. Almost as funny as the Ashley thread Are you talking about the "you spin me" post? I found that to be very gross and... very hilarious. I made to through about four spins before I realized that I reallly needed to get the fuck out of there.

This. I also really liked the build-up to: - Bret vs. Austin at Survivor Series 1996 - Austin vs. The Rock at WrestleMania XIX - Bret vs. Owen at WrestleMania X - Ted DiBiase vs. Virgil at WrestleMania VII - Jericho vs. Malenko at Slamboree '98 - Taz vs. Douglas at Guilty as Charged '99 - Michaels vs. Flair at WrestleMania XXIV

That's all I wanted out of this.

1. Diana Smith, good or bad? Not good as in good looking, but does she do a good enough acting job to make a piss-poor angle at least somewhat believable? Or do you just say...wow, get off my television. Wow. Get off my television. And she held the fucking belt upside down too. 2. Double pin finishes, good or bad? A good way to set up a rematch, as long as the finished is not overused. 3. Yokozuna...why in the world is he employed at this point in time? Was there any possible benefit from having him around? Yoko put a couple of heels over in Vader and Austin, so having him around wasn't such a bad thing. 4. If not for Marc Mero's injury later in the year, how far up the card could he have risen? Also, is he related to Little Richard? Mero's injury was a non-factor. In fact it enable him to disappear for a while and come back fresh. According to his Slam Jam 1 song, he just looks like Little Richard. He's not actually related. 5. Goldust vs. Undertaker...who in the hell thought up this one? Do you like the matchup? Hate it? I liked the toggled Goldust and Mankind feuds that The Undertaker was involved in. Kept him both busy and important while he was outside of the WWF Championship picture. 6. Last one, would a strap match be a good gimmick to bring back into the current landscape of the WWE? Or is a bullrope match a perfectly acceptable alternative? Both are horribly predictable and make no money. Leave the crappy gimmick matches to TNA.

It sure is. I can't wait to see Colt Cabana's impersonation of John McCain.

I guess I'm alone in hoping that Warrior keeps the Amish Roadkill getup.

You guys should check out the WWE Fan Nation Message Board if you're looking for a good laugh. My favorite topic/gimmick poster so far: "I was aborted before birth.. and I don't know what television is.. can you recommend me some good television programs to watch?" by Stephs Aborted Fetus.

Damn.

That's one tough son of a bitch. He really won me over tonight, but I'm still glad that Mac won the fight.

1. How much of the tournament should be shown on the PPV? Quarterfinals on? Semi-finals on? I like it to be an eight-man one-night affair. 2. Since the last KOTR PPV in 2002, do you think the WWE has been better at building young superstars? Worse? They built Noble and Lesnar, which was pretty awesome. 3. If Steve Austin hadn't won the '96 King of The Ring, how would it have effected his career? What if Triple H hadn't won in '97? Austin would have broken though. They tried to do nothing with him for a couple of months after that, and it had no effect on him. HHH was different. His KOTR win would not have mean anything if it weren't for Shawn going to bat for him. KOTR victories don't really mean that much. 4. What are some of your favorite King of The Ring memories? "Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!" 5. Least favorite? The entire 1995 schema. Four Savio Vega matches? In on night???

With the Michael/Jan friction and the Dwight/Angela/Andy triangle going on, I'm not really all that interested in any more drama between Jim and Pam. Before it was excusable what with Roy and Karen being involved. After making it through all of that, if they have any more problems, I will probably wind up disliking either one or both of the characters.

All of the above... I turn to Ebay or second-hand stores for ancient vinyls that I want. I try to buy merchandise at any local show that I go to, just to support the indie acts. I go to limewire whenever I feel like downloading an old 80's hit. I also get the occasional rare/used CD from either Amazon or half.com. Though I really have to physically want the album and artwork for me to actually pay money for it, with few exceptions.

Oh, I get it now. He thinks that he's been fucking himself. That should get big laughs.

Swish!

Browsing though some old match listings, I see that Mona (Molly Holly) got a few matches in. I'll have to get my hands on those.

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What the fuck is wrong with you? That's alright, I've told my Jewish friend that Schindler's List was one of my favorite comedies before. (Obviously joking, I haven't even seen it..not that there would be the potential for comedy if I did watch it.) Meh... I find Amistad to be much more funny.

I had other hopes...

When "Oscar" Doink commanded you to throw your hands in the air, did you comply? Did you waive them as if you just didn't care? Tell me, did you repeat after him when he said "Whoomp! There it is?" If the answer is yes, then I am jealous.

Surely you can't be serious.

You forgot the ECW invasion at the beginning of the show. One of the biggest mark-out moments of my fandom.

Since we are discussing tag team greats, I thought that I would post this: Hopefully it is something that Eaton can overcome and put behind him as soon possible.

O' Mother of Pearl... I've got the house to myself... I'm drinking fine spirits... and I hooked my turntable up... I haven't had access in months... I've got Frank's Wild Years on... cause You're Innocent When You Dream... glory!