PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Wait, it's all five of them? That does sound fun. I can't wait for Stevie Richards to do a shoot interview.

Bill Alfonso, which is an old favorite of mine. Any Cornette shoot/Q&A Any Raven shoot (also, both Raven/Sandman shoots are a riot). I just watched the Face Off with Raven and Kevin Sullivan and it was pretty interesting. Molly Holly's shoot is interesting, albeit short. The Road Warriors shoot; especially their story about the first Wargames match. Too Cold Scorpio's shoot has some interesting stories. I highly recommend it. New Jack's first shoot interview. Another old favorite of mine. Steve Corino is fucking hilarious. Get his as well. Throw in Rick Martel and Dutch Mantell as well. And Joe/Punk too.

And a not-so-subliminal message. Have a nice day!

Let's hope these people will go into cardiac arrest whilst driving their children to school.

Billy Bob Thornton is on the Tonight Show looking very emo. No homo.

Jesus fuck, I care not to hear any more commercials from the recent "eating shitty food that is really fucking horrible and will kill you is great " campaign from Hardee's. Introducing the new, blah blah blah blah blah burger, your kids will rot in their mother's womb, only at Hardee's... And the television ads routinely showcase some guy in a flannel licking the greasemeatlard from their fingers in an attempt to sell me on their product. Ugh.

Speaking of shoot interviews... I cannot wait!

I'm definitely no coward, Scroty, I'll be happy to share what I've done, but I don't think "Chocolate Socket Hardcore Ecstasy" is the place. In fact, that sounds more like the title of your next gay porn flick with Nighthack. I smell a gimmick... or a PBP.

I was going for quantity.

I'm hardly one for mudslinging, but she kinda sorta needs her asshole torn to shreds over this one. It's just a shitty thing to say.

Yes, but now that THE MAVERICK is out on the stage, she doesn't look so bad.

Every time she looks down at her cue cards I picture a room full of no less than a dozen forty-somethings putting this speech together on her behalf. She looks overwhelmed.

I was thinking the same thing. WTF?

I am trying to get a feel for that. I think that everybody should post how much time they will need. After putting over three months into this, I don't see the need to rush the booking/supercard end of things. I've barely even started on my project.

That was a 2003 interview from RF. It's a lot about OVW, but Cornette also talks about a lot of other things, including tag team wrestling, Ian Rotten, Wade Keller, Rick Bassman and more. He tells a great story about confronting Ed Ferrera over Ed's mocking of Jim Ross. If you can find the Q&A's from SMW's Fan Week conventions, they're also a goldmine of stories and information. I really love Cornette's Q&A from Highspots that came out in 2005. A drunken Tommy Young is always a plus.

In continuing with the trend of actresses, I am delighted that my favorite is still on the board: Helena Bonham-Carter

I didn't ignore it at all, but this is not the forum for that discussion. Um, you are aware that you can discuss anything in this forum, right...?

I can't tell you how uncool this is when you're wearing headphones and not expecting it. Well, now I'm starting to giggle, so nevermind...

You know that you must do "Tubthumper," right?

I remember my local Family Video carrying this on VHS. I checked it out and it sorta met expectations at the time. I don't know how it has aged. Also, a week or two after this, Mero and Luger traded the Television Title (you know, the championship created for television defenses) a couple of times on the house show circuit before they taped Luger's win on Saturday Night.

You're just jealous that some washed-up ass-bag from the eighties never took liberties with your furniture.

Everything he says is true. I mean, Honkytonk Man once slept on his couch... Just so you know who you're dealing with.

Gross... that milk is gonna taste sour if you don't put a lid on it.

I'll allow it.

I will grant you an extension. The time has come for us to discuss the amount of time that we will require to put together our booking schemes/wrestling cards, and how we will present them. I am more than open to ideas at this stage.