Stephen Joseph

Guys, I apologize, but I am so very swamped at work right now, I dont have time to do my normal break and write that I get here. We're busy around christmas...argh! I think I'm covered anyways, but you know, if not, make up something. Like Im doing a sickle cell fundraiser or something or Im doing that chick on the metro today that was teh hawt.

Someone kill me, Or rather, kill the opposing side's lawyers teh stoopid makes teh brain hertz

He's been as productive as McGahee?! As a backup he was better than quite possibly half of the starters!

Let's see You have a mential illness. You don't take your medicine, and you go crazy on an airline Goooo evolution!

you DROPPED LJ? Okay, that's gotta be the dumbest Fantasy Football move ever...

I give a shit lot less about anything

Invader3k..Yeah thats true, but now you can tell when and why its happening, which you couldnt in Civ3 Okay, so right now, we've got me, V-X, and Medium for a TSM Civ 4 game. I would like to have three more players. I think 6 would be easy enough that we'd be able to progress pretty darn fast, either via email or by a set time to play. I'm thinking email would be better for everyone's schedules, but it would be a slower game. I'd be thinking... Custom Game option with Standard Size Map Continents Normal Temp/Terrain Permanent Alliances Enabled Cultural Flipping Enabled Quick Speed (speeds up production and research, but there's less turns) All Game Winning Conditions Enabled Randomly Assigned Civ (so things are equal) Anyways...once we get a few more people, I'll send some PM's out with some information about it. Get emails together, and voila. Bragging Rights on TSM.

Here's my first 5 rounds, I drew #2 overall 1) Tomlinson...nuff said. He passes, catches, and runs. Better than Alexander, imho 2) Tiki Barber...Servicable Number 2 for most of my league. Now relegated to sub and bench duty, but whatta guy to have on the bench! 3) Lamont Jordan...Loved it. Traded him and #5 for Edge and Plaxico. 4) Hasselbeck...Servicable QB. Hasn't disappointed. 5) Fitzgerald...See #2. I miss him, but he was great oh yeah 9) Larry Johnson...Draft Pickup of the Season

Eh. Kinky

It blows AC away. I meant, AC has a few things that are done better, but as a whole, it is a much better and more well-balanced game Anyone up for TSM Civ4 Game? If we can get 6 players or so, I can arrange it. Play By Email?

Oh hell no it is not the same old civ! I had to buy a video card to run it, but it looks sweet. I'm enjoying the hell out of it. I play on Noble/Prince Things that make it better than previous Civs 1) AI Relationships -- You can actually see what's affecting your relationships with them 2) AI respects borders! 3) Religion adds a whole new aspect. 4) Warmongering or large empires are not necessary. I've won on Prince level with 5 cities. 5) With the Civic enhancements, government style matters. There's war governments, peace governments, commerce governments. 6) The value of wonders has been reduced. 7) To fight, you actually have to use combined arms. This game is crack, and nothing like previous civs. It got a few things wrong, but made alot of the right choices. On multiplayer, its addictive as hell.

Well, at least you had a winning record. That's something. Housh is underrated, imho. To recap my leagues Work League (for $$$) 13-0. The 2nd best team is on the other side of the bracket @ #2, and the #3 and #4 teams didn't make the playoffs. Friends League. Sitting at 8-5 with 2 games to go, right now in 3rd. I must win one of the last two to clinch a playoff spot. The Pit League. Slackers. I've been beaten by inactive teams, but finished 8-5 to snag 5th place and get into the playoffs. LJ! LJ! LJ!

Down with all Governments!

I would feel very ripped off if the flashbacks were seeing werent in fact real. Thats the main reason why I cant buy into an altered memories theory

i hope you started palmer palmer is somebody you shouldnt play matchups with anyways unless you have peyton

How? I dont see it relating very well... The whole deal with re-inserting memories goes really well with what Eko told Locke: "Do not mstake coincidence for fate."

Sorry guys I initially thought I would face Sandman but alf informed me that its was just his thing and that sandie didnt know about it, so probably not a good idea i just tried to do something so that it would be enteraining

How the fuck do ou know your warning level?

Problem with that theory is that it is way to complicated. The writers simply would not have started so complicated. Multiple theories are needed to explain what's going on. It doesn't address the time issues in the show. I don't know what theory is right, but I do know that the correct theory will be very simple. --Both DeGroots were on the boat, imho --Drat, someone said it --That's the quantum possibilities on the island mucking with time and all that due to the EMF. Now, watching the film, the incident happened PRIOR to the computer being on the island and was CAUSED by contacting the outside world. --There were 3 people inside of Sawyer. Boone was heard in the whispers. No doubt in my mind that was Walt in the computer.

BEst Theory Ever

Cot Dammit, I lost Rackers, possibly for the season. Shoot. I am so tempted to pick up whoever is the Cardinal's new kicker... Still, my team f'ing rules, so whatever. 13-0 baby! Okay packwingfn, here's my take on your team. You're in a must-win, so that changes things a bit. We're playing to WIN. QB: (1 QB) Jake Delhomme (FALCONS) --The falcons don't have that good of a defense, and they're my homer pick. So that should say something. Steve Smith is due another big one, and I just don't see the falcons containing him. Jake all the way. The other two are subpar fantasy guys. RB: (2 or 3 RBs) Willis McGahee (DOLPHINS) Willie Parker (BENGALS) Greg Jones (BROWNS) Ricky Williams (BILLS) WR: (2 or 3 WRs) Steve Smith (FALCONS) Keenan McCardell (OAKLAND) Bobby Engram (EAGLES) Terry Glenn (GIANTS) Derrick Mason (HOUSTON) Charles Rogers (MIN) For WR, Steve Smith is a must start. I would go with Bobby Engram, but you could gamble and take Derrick Mason, since Houston makes ANYONE look good. For RB's, if Greg Jones is healthy, play him. Otherwise, McGahee is due, and I'd have to go with Parker over Ricky. In your situation, I would play McGahee, Jones, Smith, Mason, and Engram. TE: Jermaine Wiggins K: Sebastian Janowski DEF: (one defense) Seahawks (eagles) Patriots (jets) --Seahawks. The Pats D is terrible

Cold return shot of Stephen Joseph, dressed up to wrestle, with OAOAST Championship Gold around his waist, pacing back and forth across the Upstarts locker room. Towels and sports drink bottles lie on the benches, Stephen wringing a wet towel with his hands. He pauses as the sweat drips from the towel to the floor below, cocks his head leftward towards the camera, smiles and then notices the boos from the crowd Crowd: BOOO! You Suck! BOOOO! Stephen Joseph smiles at this, sits down on a bench and from off camera takes a water bottle, downs a swig, smiles again, places the bottle back off camera, clears his throat, and begins to speak. Stephen Joseph Last Sunday Night, I, Stephen Joseph, OAOAST Champion of the Woooorrllld, successfully defended my title for the 5th straight week. In total, I've defended my World Title belt 21 times in the last month, each time earning a pinfall or submission win. I *AM* a fighting champion, and true to my word, I walked out of November Reign still YOUR World Champion. ::BOOOOOO!!!:: Last Sunday Night, I faced a challenge. Tha Puerto Rican, tried and FAILED to get the title away from me. Now, Ed, you put up one hell of a fight, and I commend you for that. I commend you further for shaking my hand afterwards. Sure, you didn't like the fact that I cheated to win, but a champs gotta do what a champs gotta do. You were too busy enjoying the cheering crowd, forgetting that your purpose that night was to WIN the match, not the fans. I took advantage of that. Still, it was a hell of a match, and as soon as I exhaust the list of challengers that are breaking down Calvin's door for a shot, I'll give you another. SJ vs. PR II, whatta match. That could Main Event Anglemania son. Now, I've got to turn my attention to a recently returned ::finger quotes:: Superstar. Axel Crowd: YEEEAAAHHHHH Axel. Fuck Me? No, Fuck you son. You want to talk about not respecting me? You want to completely diss the World Title that I have around my waist. Son, I can handle your shit talking, but you don't EVER talk shit about the OAOAST World Title. You might wear it one day, you really want to shit on that lineage. I might not like most everyone that's held this belt, but I despise them, not the belt. The belt is the BE all and END ALL of the business, so if you won't take back your disrespect, I will beat it the hell out of you. Anytime, Anywhere, Any stipulation. You want to talk about disrespect? ::Stephen Joseph stands up, grabs a water bottle and throws it against the locker room wall, soaking Scotty Static's jersey hanging on a hook.:: Let's talk about YOUR disrespect you hypocrite. Where were YOU this year? You were in Japan, doing your shoot wrestling. You abandoned the OAOAST, because you felt it was sinking. You used us, and then were laughing at us. When Drek Stone and Hoff took their crybaby ass bawl and left, you LEFT with them. And now what? You're back? Axel, you're back because the SHIP has been righted! And who did all that work? WE DID, THE UPSTARTS! I DID, as a FIGHTING CHAMPION. I WILL NOT STAND FOR YOUR SHIT! ::Stephen Joseph is visibly shaking. He breathes deeply, to calm himself down.:: As for tonight, whoever signed my "Open Challenge" it will be for the title, and I will consider you to be Axel. Woo be unto you, for tonight the ring is my inferno, and ye who enter...abandon all hope. Scotty (from off-camera) Dude, my shirt's wet. Johnny (appearing on camera) And it's orange at that. Stephen Joseph Where the hell were you two? Scotty Meeting Stephen Joseph Meeting? Johnny Yeah. You got any stain cleaner? Stephen Joseph Just send it to our dry-cleaners. I'll take the tab. ::Stephen storms out:: Johnny What's his beef? Scotty You know Stephen, always paranoid he's going to get screwed by Corporate Johnny Yeah, Corporate. Scotty Poppyseed bagel? Johnny Dude, where'd you get those? Match CUE: "It Ain't Over For Me!" PYRO~! PYRO~! PYRO PYRO PYRO~~~!!! OAOAST World Champion Stephen Joseph steps out from behind the curtain, title belt fastened to his waist. His reaction is well, negative to say the least. He is flanked by his protege, Tha Puerto Rican. COLE We all though Tha Puerto Rican was turning on Stephen Joseph, but they're thick as thieves again. Stephen Joseph walks down the rampway and begins to walk around ring, Puerto goes to the opposite side. Stephen scales the ring apron and poses with the title on the turnbuckle. BUFFER Introducing first, the cOAOAST World Champion, from ATLANTA, GEEEAAAAWWWGGGGIIIAAAAA, the master of the Finality, heeeeeee issssss STTTEEPHEN JOOOOSEEPH! And the crowd boos. No big suprise. The music dies down, and then the lights go out! STYLES OH MY GOD~! COLE How'd he get there? The lights come back on, and Stephen Joseph is outside the ring pummeling Caboose! The referee is calling for Stephen to get back into the ring but Stephen Joseph decides enough is enough, and throws Caboose into the ring first. Stephen: Puerto, RING THE DAMN BELL! COACH Oh Hell YES~! COLE Stephen Joseph has swerved us tonight! Caboose scrambles to get up in the ring and meets Stephen with some rights as the champ slides into the ring DING DING DING~! Caboose whips Stephen Joseph into the ropes, and hits a spinning elbow! Tha Puerto Rican jumps up onto the ring apron, distracting Caboose and prompting the referee to come over! Stephen Joseph with a low-blow to Caboose while Puerto is trying to get into the ring. COLE Is this what Stephen Joseph had in mind? OH NO! COACH OH YES! Stephen Joseph, meanwhile, has put on some brass knucles. He steps around Caboose to put himself in between him and the ref. Stephen Joseph drops down and hits a European Uppercut with the knucks to Caboose's jaw! Caboose slumps to the mat, Stephen chucks the knucks, and Puerto jumps down off the ring apron. Stephen Joseph smiles to the crowd as he pulls up a limp Caboose. Resting his body facing his chest, Stephen lifts the deadweight of the former wrestler turned announcer with a reverse full nelson, balancing Caboose's head between his legs. He drops Caboose with a SYNCHRONICITY DRIVER~! COLE NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! STYLES OHHHH MMMYYYYY GAAAAAWWWWDDD! COACH Where the hell is that ECW reject? It's academic by the referee! 1! 2! 3! Stephen Joseph retains, but the carnage isn't done. Puerto Rican has grabbed Michael Cole and throws him into the ring, and Stephen Joseph decks the referee! FINALITY TO MICHAEL COLE~! Puerto Rican comes into the ring with a microphone, tossing it to Stephen Joseph Stephen Joseph All I see are two bodies named AXEL lying here. FUCK ME? AWW NAWWW HELL NAW, I WILL FUCK YOU UP! COACH PR NIGHTMARE ON MICHAEL COLE~! Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph pose admist the bodies of Michael Cole and Caboose. AND THE LIGHTS GO OFF! (Take it away Adam)

Security System has kept the others away?

I did. I was just as shocked as him too.

I believe that I will *FINALLY* not be nominated for that award