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  1. Stephen Joseph

    RIP MATT YOUNG

    Actually, its pretty damned entertaining
  2. Stephen Joseph

    RIP MATT YOUNG

    you havent been around tsm for a long time have you?
  3. Stephen Joseph

    RIP MATT YOUNG

    ABOBO: Makes me want to go pop in my Doube Dragon cratridge. Not a bad thing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You got burned and thats the best you have?
  4. Stephen Joseph

    WWE main event writing duties

    I thought he was already?!
  5. Stephen Joseph

    LOST

    Thirded
  6. Stephen Joseph

    Bound For Glory OaO thread

    Guys, I saw B4G last night with another smark and two marks. We had a blast watching it. The acting was pretty bad, laughing at Jarrett, but the Ironman match stole the damn show, and we were cringing during the Monster's Ball. I loved how into the wrestling the crowd was, totally different feel from WWE. Yeah sure, not everything worked, but a solid entertaining effort. I'm sold on genesis. THE VOICE~!
  7. Stephen Joseph

    HD: Everyone wants the damn title

    This should either start or end the show. BA BA BUM BA It Ain't Over For Me! BOOM! BOOM! BAM! PYRO MADNESS! It Ain't Over for ME! COLE This is unexpected! Stephen Joseph was not scheduled for a match here tonight. COACH He's a smart man, ensuring he gets rested before his chance at the title this Sunday at World Without End! Stephen Joseph walks out in full street clothes and a trenchcoat, still wet from the rain outside. He pauses at the top of the ramp to survey the crowd, soaking in the boos like they're recharging his batteries. He then prompty flicks off the crowd with one hand and ambles down the ramp and towards the ring. COLE Stephen Joseph does have a chance this Sunday, but so do three other men! And with Stephen Joseph the defacto leader of the Upstarts, he's got to be public enemy number 1 right now. He's against 3 OAOAST Originals! Stephen Joseph slides into the ring and asks for a microphone. Stephen Joseph Three days... ::The crowd in attendance doesn't even let him begin, as they shower him with boos. You can't tell there are a few cheers, but there are. Stephen milks the crowd to boo, egging them on:: COACH He doesn't deserve this reaction! He's Stephen Joseph CABOOSE Yeah. Fuck him. Stephen Joseph Hey Caboose, I heard that. No no, FUCK YOU you Original towel-boy. Listen to me, and here my words well. Very few people understand what it takes to bring yourself back up from the gutter, not once, but twice. I was retired, but got my way back to the ring. I was treated as a joke, but now I'm fighting for the OAOAST World Title. Let me make one thing perfectly clear! The only REASON why I came back was for the TITLE. THE TITLE!. Does anyone think, that even for a second, that I'm going to lose? I'm UNBEATEN since returning. I've beaten each guy THAT IM FACING. THIS IS, without a doubt, going to be a piece of ... OH, OH OH! CUE: "Simply Ravishing" COLE Tony Brannigan has heard enough CABOOSE Hell Yes, I can take my earplugs out now! COACH And look, he brought Dan Black with him. Tony Brannigan and Dan Black, straight outta Compton they are not. But they're wildly popular, and make their way down to the ring as they slap some fans' hands. SJ backs up to the rear of the ring as Black T enter and pose on the ringbuckesl, both making belt motions! Stephen Joseph Now wait just one cotton-picking... ::SNATCH:: COLE Tony's snatched the microphone away from Stephen Joseph! Tony Brannigan Listen to ME, asshat! ::crowd "Ohhhhhhhh":: Now you can spout all that you want about how you're ::fingers quote:: going to win, but look at the facts. I'm a former Champion. I've never, ever, gotten my One on One rematch for the belt. You think that doesn't piss me off? It does, and it makes me want to beat your ass even more. But before that, tell em Dan. Dan Black How the hell, Stephen, do you plan on beating both members of Black T, when they're legally allowed to be in the same ring, at the same time. Do you think we're going to fight each other? HA! When it gets down to two, you bet! But until then, we're a unified front, against YOU! And if Peter Knight has anything to do, I bet he'd be happy to get rid of you first also! COLE Peter Knight is at the entrance! Peter Knight And then what? ::He walks down the ring ramp while talking:: Stephen gets eliminated, so who gets double-teamed next? ME! The enemy of my enemy is my friend. So if you two are going to be double-teaming us, then I guess I've got no choice. ::Peter slides in the ring:: But to make the best of a bad situation. He charges at Dan Black, grabbing his shoulders and tossing Black out of the ring, Black's head thumping on the ring apron. Tony runs over and pulls Peter Knight by the shoulder, but Knight turns around and decks him! And tosses him over! COLE Peter! LOOK OUT! Stephen Joseph, having been standing back, is running full steam ahead and launches a clothesline as Peter turns, smiling, hands on the ropes. He pulls them down and Stephen Joseph sails out of the ring, missing his clothesline, and landing on BOTH members of Black T! The crowd goes crazy as Peter Knight celebrates in the ring! COLE Did I just hear that right? Is Peter Knight not targeting Stephen Joseph? Is this a preview of Sunday night? Will Peter Knight be the new Champion?!
  8. Stephen Joseph

    Bird Flu.

    Ummmmm.... NO! As if being right all the time is a bad thing... Some people just dont want to live I guess
  9. Stephen Joseph

    WWE main event writing duties

    Okay how bout I take care of that for HeldDown Can everyone send me their character's primary motivation for the title? PK, i know yourse!
  10. Stephen Joseph

    LOST

    No way Sawyer doesn't live. He had more of a fangirl following than Boone
  11. Stephen Joseph

    LOST

  12. Stephen Joseph

    WWE main event writing duties

    ohhh. okay. Did we do any pre-match promos? I want to contribute something~! Put over each guy's wanting the title, teasing tension with Black T maybe?
  13. Stephen Joseph

    WWE main event writing duties

    PK, would you like me to write the intro and beginning?
  14. Stephen Joseph

    Bird Flu.

    I think the last time I caught the flu I was in high school, after a damn flu shot. Bring on the DEATH FLU!
  15. Stephen Joseph

    Wilkerson Speech

    The President MUST rely on advisors. One man can't do it all. The problem was and still is within our intelligence apparatus. Sure, Bush is a frat boy who just says Yeah HA! and all, but come on already! There's bigger and easier target to get ole bushie than OMGFOXNEWZWMDWMD!
  16. Stephen Joseph

    Doom The Movie

    No way, I've seen worse. It was nowhere near a BAD movie, just a mindless action flick with not as much gore asyoud expect
  17. Stephen Joseph

    LOST

    Danielle assumned they wanted aaron. But they wanted Walt
  18. Stephen Joseph

    Doom The Movie

    Just got back from Doom Not as bad as one would think. Brainless enjoyable military fun, Rock steals the show and keeps the movie from being a shitter. Not enough monsters though, but letft open for a sequel.
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    LOST

  20. Stephen Joseph

    LOST

    Walt was one of those Others Eko and Jin saw? Is this based on the Teddy Bear, because as far as I can remember, Walt had no teddy bear. I thought the 'girl' with the teddy bear was supposed to make us think of alix.
  21. Stephen Joseph

    LOST

    Locke is a badass. Until we know the backstory of the tail-enders, any speculation on Mr. Eko is fruitless. We'll know that what, in Ep 7, The Other 48 Days? I don't think he is, because he's not like Ethan, he's very helpful. They DO explore the books, or the ones they want you to know about. The Third Policeman was one. A Wrinkle in Time was another
  22. Stephen Joseph

    LOST

    Anyways, here were my key take-aways 1) They're really building up the Others. But geez, you'd think theyd have shoes and all, walking around in a Jungle. Sickness causes uber-violent behavior? 2) Whatever was in the Tailers Hatch, it wasn't much. They've got no guns. A crude machete, a pole with a boomerang...not much. 3) Anyone get a little vibe from Echo's inquiring about Sun? You know, its been rumored that Sun's Father had someone on the plane... 4) I get the feeling that the random female tailer (not libby), the asian chick, is not long for this season. 5) It was kind of nice not having an episode full of the main people 6) Michael is a dumbass.
  23. Stephen Joseph

    LOST

    Desmond had clothes, guns, and the like. Those OTHERS that Echo and the Bunnyman saw didnt look well clothed and had guns. I doubt Desmond is an OTHER, but he is an other.
  24. Stephen Joseph

    LOST

    I love how you think you are right ALL THE FUCKIN TIME. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dude, THE FUCKING PRODUCER said that was what was said, or did you NOT read Spaceman Spiff's post. RIGHT BELOW MINE? Jesus H. Christ.
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    LOST

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