At Home

I went to a small beach some of my friends were at, and this girl that I'm into was just coming up on DXM and was in that stage where you just cuddle all over everyone and can't stand up straight. 3 of the guys there decided it was a good time to take advantage of her and grope the shit out of her. aka AWESOME EDIT: sorry i was high.

My dog is scared of fireworks, so we had to go get sedatives from the vet. She's out coooooooold.

Not old enough.. I met an amateur porn star once. His name was Dorian Gray and he did underwater S&M. He eventually went home with one of my sisters friends, asked him to choke him while they were riding home on the bus, and then shoved a dildo down the guy's throat when they were having sex.

oh and this is my bong

Turns out I had a 2.1 speaker set and an old guitar amp to sell. $115 together. Halfway there! I also have some stuff on eBay. Anyone interested in some spongebob dvds?

I'm slowly falling in love with this album. I feel like I'm the only one missing out on LCD soundsystem. I downloaded all my friends and it just wasn't that impressive.

Mac. I should probably download the updates though. They're up to 10.4.10 now for tiger.

By the way, Safari has this really goddamned annoying bug where you have to send shit twice in order to actually send it. If I send a myspace message and it's all typed out and I hit the send button, it erases the message and makes me type it out and send it again. Happens for Gmail too, but it doesn't erase the message, you just have to stop the page from loading and hit the send key again. I imagine it'll get fixed in later patch releases.

why the fuck are the angels sucking dick so bad. they lost 5 of their last 7 after winning 8 of their last 10 before that.

"Bitch, I want both my chicken and my tap water"

FOAD

Men's Needs, Women's Needs, Whatever - The Cribs

Yogurt, about 12 handfulls of pretzel sticks, and a ribeye steak.

Selling apple pro speakers. I think you need a mac to work them due to the special jack, but they work perfectly. $8.95 for shipping, paypal only please.

Sold.

Yeah, apathy is rampant in this country. It seems like the people in the US only care about two things: not takin' my gun away and gas prices.

Dude, that's like asking me to drink less water... In actuality though, I have cut down severely. I've even become a fucking scavenger smoker. Ugh. Only for a few more weeks though.

i loved zelda. the key is just not to flail around with it. a simple wrist flick will suffice. metroid 3 + super mario galaxy + super smash bros brawl = joygasm

i loved zelda. the key is just not to flail around with it. a simple wrist flick will suffice. metroid 3 + super mario galaxy + super smash bros brawl = joygasm

Keith Olberman requested bush to resign today. It's not like it's going to get anything done, but it was a good monologue. Bush is just kind of a dick anyways and he's doing whatever the hell he and his cabinet wants to do. Lame duckism in its best. To make matters worse, Democrats are buying into this bipartisan bullshit when they should be grabbing the reins and making serious reform. The whole "reaching across the aisle" scheme is a shining example of a complete lack of democrat backbone. It's fucked up. Even with democratic control of the house and senate, the republicans are filibustering every piece of legislation that the democrats put forward, which is just about as ironic as they come seeing as how the democrats came under intense fire from the grand ole assholes for filibustering the alito confirmation as well as other pieces of legislation. Yeah, Obama '08 motherfucker.

I'm a jamba jew. the manager is out so I haven't started yet, but I doubt i'll get my paycheck in time.

already tried that. used more than sold.

Also, HOT FUZZ is going to be on HD DVD july 31st. I think that HD DVD is going to ultimately pull through just because its cheaper, also just so sony can get their asses kicked again just like betamax.