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I went there and just down-voted everything. The scores are pretty funny because you can totally tell that guys go there by the thousands and vote on women whereas women go there in the dozens and vote on men.

My friend Billy cooked a huge burger (maybe 10 oz. or so) wrapped in bacon and injected with cheese. Oh my god it was so good. As I was eating it, I could hear a hippie's hacky sack go down the drain.

I have a friend who's like that so I'm going to buy that shirt just to spite him.

I'm sorry you think that

new fad - toaster in fridge on head

Finally, old people getting beat up. Maybe I was wrong about Johnny Law.

inorite

No. No they are not.

art brut's a good band but their songs don't go anywhere. plus I think the only thing really going for them is the lead singer.

All of those things are great. I sleep like a baby, but it's kind of a waste. I usually just try to watch a little Stella beforehand. If I'm out and about, I usually stop at some place and get spaghetti just because its amazing. What're your favorite things to listen to? I particularly like a select few songs from Lemon Jelly's lemonjelly.ky album.

Agree'd. And it really is, too. You smoke it, things are funnier for 40 minutes, and then you get hungry.

i'd hit it

too much talking

this be my ride

I do think it exists but I do also think there are some people who are just acting up for the sake of getting attention. Agree't.

Aqualung Hey, there's a midi version.

Dane Cook. Half and half. Half being his shitty standup and half of which being the goddamned fucking fans always saying FUCK CHICKS I JUST WANT TO DANCE LOLOLOLOL. Shut up. It's not funny anymore. It was funny the first time, and that's it.

Extra-Terrestrial Planets "So far, there have been over 120 extra-terrestrial penises discovered..."

Experimental indie fans bother me too. For what it's worth, the music isn't that bad, but the fans make such a goddamned deal out of it. Anyone who puts some sort of weird instrument into their music is automatically a "genius", I guess.

The solution is simple: JFK Reanimation. Oh by the way I also support a electoral reform away from past-the-post systems. The average number of parties in a past-the-post system is like 2.3, while the proportional representation system supports an average of 3.6 parties. I guess it keeps the crazies out, but if each state was turned into a single constituency, then we'd see a lot more Green party candidates get elected to the house, as well as some semi-extreme rights in the south. I wrote my mid-term on it last summer at berkeley. The single plurality system on the local, state, and national level is pretty much just a funhouse of gerrymandering.

I just kept mine simple- what I liked and wanted to talk about, and nothing else. I have the picture in my sig in it, a paypal donate button, a link to my flickr account, and a quote. The interests are pretty self explanatory.

don't buy ninja gaiden. Worst $5 I ever spent.

My pipe's name is Nicodemus, the master rat thing from The Secret of Nimh. The pattern on it is really nice (blue and green stitching- it looks like thin ribbons hashed between each other) but once I got my bong everything else failed in comparison. I even experienced the zenith of all weed- smoking a HUGE blunt out of the bong.

I was watching the Angels game a week back, and some toddler got hit in the face with a foul ball. Awesome.