Lei Tong

They looked like wrist shots, but yeah, total beaver punches.

It's ironic that the first MMA event I ever attended, Ultimate Pankration, ended up being one of the least ridiculous small-time shows I've seen. This, despite a weird mesh-under-the-bottom-rope hybrid ring, Stevenson & Gumm fighting an unauthorized fourth round, 4 minute rounds, and Jason Lambert possibly throwing a fight against Marco Ruas.

Uscola & Lacy calling each other out over who's the better barely-above-.500 fighter who didn't actually fight tonight was all sorts of awkward.

That card girl's tits are so beyond the frame of her body that it's just beautiful.

Jesus fucking Christ female fighters can't wrestle, Evinger & judokas aside.

I still can't see anyone who isn't A) 12 or younger, or B) fighting Aleksandr Karelin getting put into an STF if they're actually trying to fight it.

And I didn't think it was possible for me to want Funeka to wreck his shit any worse.

I never said "a chick so ugly I wouldn't fuck her."

It's the girl associated with the poster, but I'd have to imagine any chick who'd take the time to hack a pro-wrestling board would have to be brutally unattractive*. *And that's by a Mexican's standards.

Same here. It was largely treated like a joke beforehand, then became something serious today. This is why I mostly stick to MMA discussion. Well, that and I'm a fucking socially inept shut-in.

Funny or not, the way I've read the other thread is that no shit talking will be allowed anywhere else on the board. Or am I simply reading things incorrectly?

I'm just saying that I lost my landscaping job because one of my partners had to move back to Mexico. If somebody can't come right out and make a joke about me being a fucking wetback, that just doesn't seem right.

I have no clue what's going on except that this board might become a bit less fun to post on.

Not knowing nearly enough about the site's history and posters: is this a just some odd game of roleplaying, or what? As for EHME as MMA mod: Meh. Dude talks massive amounts of shit, but I have little reason to believe he's the type to go power mad and start deleting and/or editing posts (unless he totally fags out after a night of drinking, or something).

Illegal rubber guard enhancer. EDIT: Speaking of rubber guard, I just wanted to mention how funny it was that my former BJJ trainer took 2 months to realize that excessive rubber guard'ing didn't really work well for me (a short Mexican with stubby legs.) Thank goodness for kneebar & kimura sweeps.

And yet you were the one willing to bet on the 135lbs. NAGA champion over a 220lbs. bouncer? C'MON, MAN! On the other hand, some scrawny little wrestler managed to consistently take down one of the other bouncers, who was a former boxer with about 60 pounds on the kid. Granted, he didn't manage to do much else, but i heard it was pretty funny to see the same thing happen about 5 times before it was finally broken up. Also, rounds/time-outs are for any street/backyard fight is retarded, unless one guy is smart enough to straight enzuigiri his resting opponent.

Almost everyone roids, with just variances of how much and how well they hide it. Even the most inexperienced of pro fighters have mentioned the feeling that they need to roid in or order to be competitive.

Work.

I think this movement needs to get militant.

Did I miss the part where Brody wrestled in high school?

Don't hate just because YPOV sees right through your white devilry.

GSP = Kermit the Frog

When you have little else to go on, always bet on the superior wrestler.

The stand-up really depends on how much BJ presses Florian. BJ's best when staying the pocket and throwing punches, where Kenny's weakest. Florian will have to stay moving, and utilize leg and body kicks from outside and hope to wear BJ down that way. He may also find some success in the clinch, but risking dirty-boxing exchanges with a guy who punches harder and has a good chin is pretty risky.

So long as this doesn't have an effect on the MMA forum... meh. Granted, I know very little about the cam-whore who supposedly wants to buy the board.