Lei Tong

Now you know me: I'm always up for a good debate. But the unrelenting idiocy is hurting my psyche so bad that I'm ready to flee in sheer horror.

So says the idiot I'm "debating" at DVDR. Can anyone actually even try to defend this?

Heavyweight: 206lbs. & over Middleweight: 184-205lbs. Welterweight: 161-183lbs. Lightweight: 160lbs. & under

Even PRIDE doesn't give a shit about their titles. Lemme try and remember... Heavyweight: - Antonio Rodrigo Noguiera def. Heath Herring to become the first champion - Fedor Emelianenko def. Antonio Rodrigo Noguiera - Antonio Rodrigo Noguiera def. Mirko Filipovic to become Interim Champion - Fedor Emelianenko def. Antonio Rodrigo Noguiera Middleweight: - Wanderlei Silva def. Kazushi Sakuraba to become the first champion Welterweight: - Dan Henderson def. Murilo Bustamante to become the first champion Lightweight: -Takanori Gomi def. Hayato Sakurai to become the first champion

MMA is gay as fuck, so it fits.

But do you have ze zhoo zheet soo? I think not.

If you and YPOV scrapped, and I'd put my money on Mr. Long Last Name via his favorite submission.

So I checked out the place Rudo's been slummin' around at... and there's Heath Herring love running rampant. Jesus fuckin' Christ.

Kikuchi is superior in every way unless Yoshida is actually a closet reggaeton fan.

I paid tribute to Dirty Bob yesterday and punched my coworker from behind.

If you want to root for a Judoka, root for Kikuchi, Karo, or even Nakamura. Yoshida is an overrated queermo.

Gono doesn't need looks. The badass pussy loves him anyways.

Matt Hughes is avoiding a rematch with Gono, and thanks White Jesus everyday for his JD over him.

I'm actually a giant amongst my people. We're much like pygmies. Shinya rocks crazy BJJ, enters to "Baka Survivor" and disses on PRIDE & K-1. It's impossible for him to not rule. Best one ever...

Oh, and when iHablandos MMA con LeiTong y Azul! takes off, you fuckers will listen religiously.

How about I get show called "LeiTong's Big 'Fuck You,'" where I talk for 15 minutes about how awesome Shinya Aoki is, how shitty everyone else is, and then play mariachi music for the last 45?

Vladimir Matyushenko is jealous of no man. If anything, all of Brazil is jealous of his newfound submission grappling skills. Armbar victory + draw with Xande = pwn-ass grappler

I would not be suprised if the term "illegal drugs" was used somewhere.

What TQ guys will be making the move the Seattle? EDIT: to TQ North, not the previously mentioned AMC converts.

I blame Tito's plethora of boxing coaches for his complete abandoment of the clinch game.

AMC Pankration is leet, and Ivan could probably run a good camp, but am I forgetting any other in gyms Seattle aside from Dennis Hallman's Academy of Horrible Lowkicks?

Oh, and give him the following message: "Damn you for making me defend your match with Narco Nate. -LeiTong xoxo"

No cartwheels, pirouets and blown kisses for me? LeiTong is one sad panda right now.

Or he'd dick around and let himself get picked apart because the fight matters. And I like Ivan.

Right now, I'd pick Tito via unanimous JD. Rampage's takedown defense has looked rather mediocre lately, and he doesn't have the same aggressiveness standing as he did prior to the Silva knockouts. Also, while Tito has shown some ability to survive off his back, Rampage has never really been put in that position with someone like Tito teeing off (Tito wouldn't have to worry much abou a guard game). Of course, Rampage could always KO Tito, but as YPOV has mentioned, Tito's become a bit harder to hit cleanly standing over the past couple of years.