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Should we start a pool on when Heller's daughter bites it?

The problem is that all the nice teams - except Kris and Jon - have been eliminated already, so I say string 'em up, unless they get nice people (or HOT CHICKS) who are good racers as well. For TAR8 anyways. They've already sparked some hate for TAR7 with their casting (if you didn't know who they cast here's a hint) At this point I'm just hoping that Kris and Jon win, and that Lori and Bolo are one of the final three (since they haven't pissed me off yet).

I dunno, but now you got me thinking of a Lena and Kristy sandwich...

Could be worse. He could be a "fat chick thriller"...

Fuck, is that Cornette? He looks... thinner.

Did she ever have it? I mean, Lori's storebought ones are yooge...

Jon is a very lucky guy...

Nice ass shot they got of Kris...

At least Kris and Jon are still there. Looks like Aayden and Haron are gonna get robbed by Phil at the end of this leg...

New ep, same shit. Adam's a wuss, and Jonathan just becomes more and more of a douche...

I think it would be a problem if it were anyone besides Chloe. She lacks tact and has lapses of common sense, so her using Jack's name does sound like something Chloe would do.

Well, as you may know, if you let a kid have his way once, he'll always keep pushing to get his way all the time. In little Stevie's case, this started when he was drafted, when Vancouver drafted him and he whined "I don't wanna go" and had a temper tantrum. Vancouver traded, and he's been trying to get his way ever since.

That's scary that someone could go insane over the Nets. It's a side effect of the Nets being based in a swamp...

I guess this means that Nets fans will get to see the REAL Vince Carter. You know, the one who gave about 65% for the last 1-1/2 years in Toronto...

I think there's some rule where if you follow the NHL and you're Canadian you're not allowed to be indifferent about the Leafs - you must either love or hate. Anyways... I pretty much hate any New York City team not based in New Jersey. Aside from that: Football: Buffalo Bills Dallas Cowboys Hamilton Tiger-Cats Basketball: LA Kobes Charlotte Bobcats (because the name sounds like a WNBA team) Whatever team Karl Malone is on Houston Rockets (McGrady + Mutombo + Ewing (even though he's only an asst coach) = major hate) Baseball: All of 'em Hockey: Carolina Hurricanes Vancouver Canucks

Can't say I agreed with it either, but DeVito WAS a producer and has been involved in making Leonard's stuff more mainstream, so I cut him some slack on it. And I'd love it if more people were active posters in the comics forum... Interview with The Rock (via Dark Horizons) Those opportunities are continuing for the actor who will don a goatee and an afro wig in order to play a gay bouncer with singing aspirations in Be Cool, the sequel to Get Shorty. "It was so funny because Elmore Leonard wrote it and when he wrote the original draft, Chili Palmer (John Travolta) looks across the room and he sees Elliot Wilhem, Samoan, 30, can raise one eyebrow, trying to act, wants to be - can sing - and gay, and I was like "Wow, that's interesting" and I didn't actually speak to Elmore but according to those who have already talked to him it was like "No, no, I wrote that, based on The Rock, not necessarily the gay part but based on him, never ever thinking that he would ever play the role. Before you know it, here I am, playing the role." I know I've mentioned it before, and I apologize for stating it as fact. But until I come across something where Elmore personally says it, I'd still have to classify it as rumour - one that looks to be very true, but rumour nonetheless.

You're lucky in that Marvel puts out a lot of TPBs, so you can catch up on titles pretty easily. You can also go to a big box bookstore to get them, but chances are the comic shop will match the 10% discount you'd get at the big box, so you can probably guess who I'd recommend giving your business to. Marvel: Astonishing X-Men #1-6 should be out in TPB very soon, so keep a look out for that. Also high marks for Supreme Power, grab those trades. If you're into stuff like Sliders, you should look into Exiles. If you like police procedural dramas, Madrox and District X are good choices. I've also heard good things about She-Hulk, but it's not really my thing, so I can't really say whether you should pick it up or not. DC: Geoff Johns has two books on opposite ends of the spectrum for me. GL: Rebirth is a must read, it's a very good story and even gives a brief recap of the Hal Jordan saga if you need to catch up. I tried Teen Titans when it relaunched and didn't like it. I tried it again when the did the Legion crossover and for those couple of issues, it was very good, but it's again slipped with the now-cliche "dark future" story. I don't read Flash, so I can't judge that title. Speaking of Legion, DC has gotten (once again) Mark Waid to reboot the Legion, and again it's been pretty decent. I kinda liked the post-Zero Hour names, but that's a minor gripe for me. On the TPB front, Identity Crisis should be out in a month or two, so definitely pick that up. And I think that Formerly Known As The Justice League is out in TPB form - that's a definite pickup as far as I'm concerned.

They need to have a battle: Shameless Self-Promoting Jew Vs. Shameless Self-Promoting Arabs. Hey, they'd go for it if there was an audience. And if they thought there was an audience and it turned out that there wasn't, you can be sure that fellow shameless self-promoter Donald Trump would be there to rub it in...

Probably the Maloofs, but per person, it's Cuban.

Man, I missed Jack saying "I will kill you"...

Debbie Does Death?

"Keep yo eyes off my man, Minnie!"

Hey look, it's a male Spawn...

Maybe Mrs. Christie wanted to take her kids to the Magic Kingdom more often...

Bradley was, of course, the key to the trade... ...what? He's not there, the salaries don't even out. Totally key...