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Watched "Love Actually" with the fiancee this weekend (it was her turn to choose). 7/10. Hugh Grant continues his streak of playing the same type of character in every movie since Sirens...

They don't need 2 scoring lines - they got Tom Fitzgerald, remember? Actually, you know what's scary? I think that by "losing" Fitzgerald, the Leafs' average age probably JUMPED about 5 years. I don't mind a veteran team (unless Chelios is on it) but they're starting to get to the point where Pat Quinn looks like a youngster...

Karnage stopped. Well, someone else who's up to date with the comic scene should do it. I'll try and do it, then. We'll see how that goes...

I just started watching this this year. Good thing USA shows 5 episodes a day. And for some reason, I find Casey Novak to be hot, in a pale chick kinda way. Not as hot as Cabot, mind you, but still. I'm kind of a reality show junkie, but the ones that I'd actually call "favourites" are The Amazing Race and Last Comic Standing. Also The Mole and Beg, Borrow and Deal, but given that they're on stations owned by The Mouse, we may never see another edition of either Moving on to cable, I like the World Series of Poker as well as World Poker Tour, Good Eats and $40 a Day. There's Trading Spaces as well, but I can't really get into the new designers. Give me a combo of Vern, Gen and Amy Wynn and I'm happy.

I can see Colin and Christie using the Yield on them out of spite...

I don't get PPVs, so hopefully I can get my LA Park fix on Impact (I always forget to watch Galavision for CMLL).

And we're reading Playboy for interviews with TO because...?

I think she retired. And I'm still trying to figure that out about Patrick Ewing, never mind Lobo...

Ralph is a regular on the KROQ morning show in LA... I think Seacrest is as well (maybe he's an afternoon DJ... I really don't care actually). But Seacrest got his (now cancelled) Fox show and American Top 40 after exposure on American Idol. Now I know that Ralph isn't exactly the metrosexual-looking type, but he's shown a lot more range and versatility than Seacrest. An ideal role, actually, would be to host The Mole if they ever do another non-"celebrity" version.

Yeah, but noone wants to see this go to a no contest.

Amen to that. Seacrest got a TV Show and Casey Kasem's radio show, and Ralph gets nothing. A real crime... I know that the production team (Stone-Stanley) split up, so I really don't know what that means for the future of shows like Joe Schmo and The Mole. I'd watch another edition of either though. I shoulda looked harder for his bar when I was in DC. And the two should definitely hook up. Great reveal with Bryce/Kevin doing a run-in. Much better than the original reveal, but then MKG's attitude made you like that one anyways.

Colin and Christie are definitely the frontrunners, although I won't complain if Chip and Kim won, simply because Chip has a way-too-infectious upbeat attitude about stuff...

OK, while I gotta admire the guts it takes to have 2 Asian leads in a major motion picture, you're using the MILF guy and the Indian guy from Van Wilder? In what I've heard is a stoner movie? That's rather fucked...

The Mask was pretty good, and their Star Wars stuff isn't bad either. I'd think that it'd be a numbers thing. Then, of course, the Aliens attack black ninja style or something...

So, do the brothers get a DNF?

This is a killer roadblock...

Okay, Mirna just moved from annoying to full out HATE, as Miss Alli would put it...

same here. I like Alonzo, but Heffron's been my favourite...

John: 8.5/10 Funny, but juuuust a bit below Alonzo I think.

Gary: 7/10 Decent set, but not very strong, and definitely not nearly as good as Alonzo. John's lucky, as Gary was like Torrie vs Sable in between title matches...

I don't sit in the Chair too often, as my fiancee is a relatively fast shopper. However, I think I'm developing a sixth sense as to when to sit down now...

Alonzo: 9/10 Great material, but that purse thing doesn't work once you're engaged. So I generally hold it like a football when I sit in the Chair...

I'd said during the semis that if Norton made the house he'd win. I'll backtrack a bit, but he'd definitely have been top 3...

They like toeing the line. They want you to come close to figuring it out, but they don't actually want you to figure it out.

In case you're not watching yet... Yes, the first hour is a clipshow. But lucky us, we get to see the William Hungs of comedy... (edit) ...or is that the Dat Phans of comedy?