Cerebus The Aardvark

Srs bsnss.

Because the internet is Serious Business. And because people are fucking retarded.

I'm pretty sure that this is the only worthwhile statement to be found in this entire thread.

* TSM WWE Fantasy League (Season 4): Champion * TSM WWE Fantasy League (Season 5): Champion * TSM WWE Fantasy League (Season 6): Champion * TSM WWE Fantasy League (Season 8): Champion * TSM FIFA World Cup 2006 Pool: Champion * TSM Death Pool 2006: Champion * TSM NFL Draft Forecast 2007 (ESPN): Champion * TSM NCAA Men's Basketball Pool 2008 (ESPN): Champion * TSM NCAA Men's Basketball Pool 2008 (Yahoo!): Champion That simultaneously does and does not answer my question. Impressive.

What kind of victories are there to be boastful about on a message board?

Mike, As an outsider to all of the idiocy that has been going on, I do have a question for you concerning your precious forum rules. You closed the thread regarding PMs being deleted/altered by quoting the following rule that the PMs in question broke: 4. No spamming. Spammers may be automatically banned. Ok, fine, whatever. I am not going to attempt to argue whether or not the PMs in question were spam or not. My issue is looking at the rule immediately following the one you quoted: 5. Do not register more than one account for general use. There is zero tolerance for stealing accounts. Do you not see the irony here? Well, frankly, considering the fact that you appear to be a huge fucking douche nozzle with absolutely zero social skills, you probably don't. Let me spell it out to you: You agreed to sell the board to the one individual who has broken that rule more than anyone has ever broken any rule, combined. Do you see the problem with your posturing about people breaking the rules? You disregard them when it benefits you, which isn't surprising, considering your history. Do you not understand why the people in this thread (and others) are annoyed with you? Look, I don't know you, have never spoken to you, and honestly never knew you existed until Leeter's drama/reveal post. I don't give two shits for any of the mods/admins, having barely interacted with them. I don't really care about the whole situation, pretty much; I just found a lot of your recent actions pretty reprehensible. I am now going to say something I never dreamt of saying (or typing) to another human being... I knew Sean Shannon, and you, sir, are no Sean Shannon. Good day.

Tremendous. I can honestly say that this is the most amazing post I have ever seen at TSM or any of its brethren/predecessors. You have the honor of being the only person I have ever sigged in my 9+ years of being involved in the Rantsylvania/TSM community. Congratulations.

It's not a funny April Fool's gag, but it is awesome. Carry on.

Which, obv, was ~50% of the reason for doing it in the first place. The other ~50% was, as I mentioned before, Leeter's perverse mix of one-upmanship, attention whoring, and twattery. Good times.

Is there a legitimate reason to get mad about things happening on a message board? And that is 100% a serious question. It's like Leeter patting itself on the back for being "right" about things that happened here. It's a fucking message board, not something that matters in any way, shape or form; why are you patting yourself on the back? I guess I just don't get it. I swear, message board drama is even gheyer than it was in 2001.

she's certainly getting her money's worth with this expensive new toy she bought. i expect at least 3 more arbitrary decisions that can be explained only by who the new owner is in the next 3 days. Pretty sure you're really undershooting the over/under.

Well, I am pretty sure Dave has a vagina. Maybe he should let Nighthawk in on that action; that way, it wouldn't be, you know, awkward when he sees Nighthawk nekkid.

No you just pick up TagiaStar lookin bitches on Pro Wrestling forums... That makes you worse, loser. hey now, out of the one and a half people i've 'pcked up' off this board, he is not one of them. No, he's talking about my wife, whom I actually met before she started posting on wrestling boards.

Hey, don't lump me in with them. I'm not 107, and I don't randomly assault people.

Do you not know Dave? Like, at all?

If that were accurate, you might have a point. Wait, what am I saying? No, you still wouldn't.

Don't hold it against him. He barely has enough time to formulate good comebacks, what with his ordering delivery from KFC and assaulting random people. He's got a hard knock life.

Yes, Dave is approximately 9 years older than God; he even taught Him how to play golf!

This thread dates more men than the homosexuals that hit on EHME.

+1.

I think his final musical project should be co-writing, producing, and appearing on Joaquin Phoenix's hip-hop album; that would be serendipitous in the extreme.

This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang But a whimper.