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  1. Cerebus The Aardvark

    RE: Procedural Note (Taking Legal Action)

    Srs bsnss.
  2. Cerebus The Aardvark

    Leena's Victory Celebration.

    Because the internet is Serious Business. And because people are fucking retarded.
  3. Cerebus The Aardvark

    100 Posts of Solitude

    I'm pretty sure that this is the only worthwhile statement to be found in this entire thread.
  4. Cerebus The Aardvark

    100 Posts of Solitude

    * TSM WWE Fantasy League (Season 4): Champion * TSM WWE Fantasy League (Season 5): Champion * TSM WWE Fantasy League (Season 6): Champion * TSM WWE Fantasy League (Season 8): Champion * TSM FIFA World Cup 2006 Pool: Champion * TSM Death Pool 2006: Champion * TSM NFL Draft Forecast 2007 (ESPN): Champion * TSM NCAA Men's Basketball Pool 2008 (ESPN): Champion * TSM NCAA Men's Basketball Pool 2008 (Yahoo!): Champion That simultaneously does and does not answer my question. Impressive.
  5. Cerebus The Aardvark

    100 Posts of Solitude

    What kind of victories are there to be boastful about on a message board?
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    Mike, As an outsider to all of the idiocy that has been going on, I do have a question for you concerning your precious forum rules. You closed the thread regarding PMs being deleted/altered by quoting the following rule that the PMs in question broke: 4. No spamming. Spammers may be automatically banned. Ok, fine, whatever. I am not going to attempt to argue whether or not the PMs in question were spam or not. My issue is looking at the rule immediately following the one you quoted: 5. Do not register more than one account for general use. There is zero tolerance for stealing accounts. Do you not see the irony here? Well, frankly, considering the fact that you appear to be a huge fucking douche nozzle with absolutely zero social skills, you probably don't. Let me spell it out to you: You agreed to sell the board to the one individual who has broken that rule more than anyone has ever broken any rule, combined. Do you see the problem with your posturing about people breaking the rules? You disregard them when it benefits you, which isn't surprising, considering your history. Do you not understand why the people in this thread (and others) are annoyed with you? Look, I don't know you, have never spoken to you, and honestly never knew you existed until Leeter's drama/reveal post. I don't give two shits for any of the mods/admins, having barely interacted with them. I don't really care about the whole situation, pretty much; I just found a lot of your recent actions pretty reprehensible. I am now going to say something I never dreamt of saying (or typing) to another human being... I knew Sean Shannon, and you, sir, are no Sean Shannon. Good day.
  7. Cerebus The Aardvark

    Not Deleting Peoples PMs

    Tremendous. I can honestly say that this is the most amazing post I have ever seen at TSM or any of its brethren/predecessors. You have the honor of being the only person I have ever sigged in my 9+ years of being involved in the Rantsylvania/TSM community. Congratulations.
  8. Cerebus The Aardvark

    Not Deleting Peoples PMs

    It's not a funny April Fool's gag, but it is awesome. Carry on.
  9. Cerebus The Aardvark

    DECLASSIFIED: Changes made by Leelee and Xavier

    Which, obv, was ~50% of the reason for doing it in the first place. The other ~50% was, as I mentioned before, Leeter's perverse mix of one-upmanship, attention whoring, and twattery. Good times.
  10. Cerebus The Aardvark

    DECLASSIFIED: Seriously

    Is there a legitimate reason to get mad about things happening on a message board? And that is 100% a serious question. It's like Leeter patting itself on the back for being "right" about things that happened here. It's a fucking message board, not something that matters in any way, shape or form; why are you patting yourself on the back? I guess I just don't get it. I swear, message board drama is even gheyer than it was in 2001.
  11. Cerebus The Aardvark

    The End - Part Deux

    she's certainly getting her money's worth with this expensive new toy she bought. i expect at least 3 more arbitrary decisions that can be explained only by who the new owner is in the next 3 days. Pretty sure you're really undershooting the over/under.
  12. Cerebus The Aardvark

    The Truthiness is a fucking stinky twatfart

    Well, I am pretty sure Dave has a vagina. Maybe he should let Nighthawk in on that action; that way, it wouldn't be, you know, awkward when he sees Nighthawk nekkid.
  13. Cerebus The Aardvark

    The Truthiness is a fucking stinky twatfart

    No you just pick up TagiaStar lookin bitches on Pro Wrestling forums... That makes you worse, loser. hey now, out of the one and a half people i've 'pcked up' off this board, he is not one of them. No, he's talking about my wife, whom I actually met before she started posting on wrestling boards.
  14. Cerebus The Aardvark

    The Truthiness is a fucking stinky twatfart

    Hey, don't lump me in with them. I'm not 107, and I don't randomly assault people.
  15. Cerebus The Aardvark

    The Truthiness is a fucking stinky twatfart

    Do you not know Dave? Like, at all?