Jump to content
TSM Forums

Celtic Jobber

Members
  • Content count

    448
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Celtic Jobber

  1. Celtic Jobber

    What should HHH do

    When he's through with Batista, ol' Trips will probably have Cena and/or Eddie jump to RAW so he can have fresh squash material.
  2. Celtic Jobber

    Hogan to return @ Backlash!

    What's the appeal? They're both very popular legends. WWE fans love both of them more than arguably anyone else. (Not counting Canada, where HBK is hated.) HBK and Hogan as a team for one night, fighting the evil Arabs is a harmless match which will have tremendous heat and probably pop a good buyrate.
  3. Celtic Jobber

    Two More Releases

    I really thought Jesus would get a push when he recovered from this injury, so his release is somewhat of a suprise (not that I thought he was any good) and I didn't even know Chilly Willy had a WWE deal. We should start a deadpool for who will be released next, I'd say guys like the Hurricane, Rosie, Val Venis, and Steven Richards are probably most in danger of being released
  4. Celtic Jobber

    useless moron Scott Keith's girlfriend XXXPosed

    She's a homely chick, but she's probably the best looking girl Scott could hope for. On the subject of net writer wives/girlfriends, does anyone have a pic of Dave Meltzer's wife?
  5. Celtic Jobber

    Tasselocity

    Considering he has no wrestling background and was hired only for his look/voice, Romero's actually becoming one of WWE's better announcers. Ok, maybe that is going a bit too far, but he's atleast 10x better than Hugh Morrus or Ernest Miller.
  6. Celtic Jobber

    Diner finds finger in Wendy's chili

    A few weeks ago I found a pubic hair in my fries from McDonalds (this has happened to me a few times before but usually at Checkers -- and they've been closed down a few times due to "rodent problems".) Also, one time I found a cockroach in a burger from Hardees.
  7. Celtic Jobber

    John Cena copying Jadakiss...

    Apparently EvanderHolyfieldsMissingEar and CBright7831.
  8. Celtic Jobber

    John Cena copying Jadakiss...

    Is Jadakiss related to Ludakiss? Sorry, I have no idea what/who you're talking about... and it seems I'm not the only one.
  9. Celtic Jobber

    SHERRI!!!!!!!!1

    I think Sherri actually looks better now than she did back in the late 80's-early 90's. She has kind of a Kay Parker appeal.
  10. Celtic Jobber

    Worst wrestling related conversationd you've heard

    I know WCW had signs which told the fans who to boo and cheer on their old syndicated Worldwide show when it was taped at the Disney/MGM studio. I'm not sure if they handed out signs though.
  11. Celtic Jobber

    Worst wrestling related conversationd you've heard

    I've had a couple of bad wrestling conversations recently... My cousin's husband hates Molly Holly and says she is the worst women's wrestler ever (he means actual talent-wise, not her character). He was really pissed when WWE released Jazz, Jaqueline, Gail Kim, ETC. instead of releasing Molly. I told him she is technically the most talented woman on the roster and he basically laughed it off. Another dumb conversation I had recently was with my neighbor who swears the Rock came out of the closet as being gay recently on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. I told him the Rock is just playing a gay part in his latest movie, but the guy claims Rock also came out in real life.
  12. Celtic Jobber

    Markish impressions you had as a youth

    I thought Brian Pillman's death was a work.
  13. Celtic Jobber

    Fact or a myth?

    Is it true that Hulk Hogan was supposed to drop the WWF title to Bret Hart at King of the Ring 93 but refused because he felt Hart was beneath him?
  14. Celtic Jobber

    Markish impressions you had as a youth

    When I was a kid, I thought Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Brutus Beefcake, and the Bushwhackers were entertaining. And I found guys like Ricky Steamboat and the British Bulldogs brutally boring (although I was a fan of Davey Boy Smith's singles run). ...And yes, until I first got access to the internet in 1999, I believed Yokozuna was Japanese.
  15. Celtic Jobber

    Is Austin equal to Hogan?

    If Hulk Hogan is the "Elvis Presley" of wrestling, then Steve Austin is the "Jerry Lee Lewis" of wrestling. Hulk Hogan will probably always be remembered and his name will be used almost synonomously with wrestling. But I doubt the same can be said about Stone Cold.
  16. Celtic Jobber

    "You can't say that on Television!"

    At Survivor Series 1996 after Sid hit Jose Lothario with a camera, Shawn Michaels went over to Jose and said something like "somebody get some fucking help for him". That's not exactly what he said but I know Shawn dropped atleast 1 f-bomb.
  17. Celtic Jobber

    Who Would Sell More Playboys?

    Stephanie has (or maybe I should say had) the girl next door appeal that most girls in Playboy are lacking. While Trish looks like 99% of all Playmates. So, judging from that Blade Trinity premiere pic, Steph is still looking pretty good. And I think her huge breasts alone would make her issue of Playboy a huge seller.
  18. Celtic Jobber

    Cornette or Heenan

    I was never an NWA fan. Actually, it was before I started watching wrestling. And since becoming a fan in 1991, I always perferred the WWF to WCW. From what I've seen of both men which is pretty much all of Heenan's WWF run (pre-1991 from videotapes) and Cornette's WWF run in the mid-90's, I have to say Heenan is a million times better than Cornette. But again, I haven't seen any of Cornette's NWA work, nor his work in OVW or anywhere else.
  19. Celtic Jobber

    An Interesting Item About Tatanka

    A friend of mine is convinced Tatanka is really Dean Malenko's brother and isn't Native American at all. He says he saw Tatanka on an episode of Nitro as Dean's brother a few years ago.
  20. Celtic Jobber

    "You can't say that on Television!"

    Bobby Heenan went on a profanity-laced tirade that got bleeped out after Ric Flair lost the "Loser leaves WWF" match to Mr. Perfect on an early episode of Monday Night Raw. And I could've sworn Bret Hart doing guest commentary during his feud with Jean-Pierre Lafeet(sp?) said "bullshit" which went on the air unbleeped.
  21. Celtic Jobber

    WWE Married Wrestler/ Diva Affair?

    My guess is it's Chris Jericho and Trish Stratus.
  22. Celtic Jobber

    Your WWE Hall of Fame picks

    My list: Bruno Sammartino Hulk Hogan Randy Savage Bret Hart Ted DiBiase "Rowdy" Roddy Piper Mr. Perfect Davey Boy Smith Legion of Doom Sensational Sherri Celeb Inductee: Mike Tyson
  23. I thought of this scenario the night of the Royal Rumble... What if WWE moves Batista to Smackdown and puts the inevitable Dave VS HHH match on hold for a while... Batista destroys JBL in under a minute for the WWE Title at Wrestlemania XXI, then he goes through the entire SD! roster (destroying most of them in glorified squashes) over the spring and summer months. Then at Summerslam 2005, finally have HHH VS Batista in a WWE Title VS World Title unification match Batista wins, ending the horrible roster split once and for all? I'm not saying that putting off Batista VS HHH would be a good idea, but I wouldn't put it past WWE to hold it off for several months just to piss off the fans. I do however think ending the roster split would be a great idea.
  24. Celtic Jobber

    Favorite TV shows that lasted a season or less

    My favorite shows to last a season or less were "That Was Then" and "Clerks: Animated Series", both on ABC, and both were canned after only two episodes.
  25. Celtic Jobber

    Christy Hemme to pose for Playboy

    Christy's hotter than Carmella but I would much rather see Trish, Stacy, or even Maria pose in Playboy.
×