Celtic Jobber

WWE needs to put John Cena on RAW, to hell with anymore hosses.

I hate it when Cole and Tazz say "not for nothin' ", which they say atleast 5 times every week on Smackdown...

Well, The Rock couldn't do much worse than the current Prez.

Shelton Benjamin has alot of potential, but Vince McMahon doesn't exactly have a track record of pushing black guys to the top of the card (I don't include The Rock in this because he's half-Samoan). So, because of various factors, including possible racism on the part of WWE officials, I don't think Benjamin will ever be more than a mid-card -- upper-midcard guy. Charlie Haas on the other hand, could end up being the Bret Hart of the late 00's.

My 2 favorite short-lived gimmick characters are Rad Radford (Louie Spicolli) and Waylon Mercy. Waylon was a character far ahead of his time. I also liked Man Mountain Rock (I was always a mark for Maxx Payne).

My Predictions for The New WWE Roster: Randy Orton to Smackdown!, HBK to Smackdown!, John Cena to RAW (his raps are too edgy for UPN).

We can only imagine the kind of "you sold out" heat Brock will get at MSG. I mean, it'll be like when Mike Awesome jobbed the ECW Title to Taz before leaving for WCW -- only mulitplied by atleast 10x's.

Here's a photo of those two lovebirds together: http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL64/2013584...52/48069541.jpg

Maybe they plan on giving Molly a lesbian gimmick, and shaving her head would be a good start to a strong butch character that young lesbian girls could look up to. Instead of the distasteful "HLA" stuff they did a couple of years ago. But then again, this is WWE we're talking about... so you can probably disregard everything I just said.

Scotsman found RF's LiveJournal and wrote an article pointing out all the funny stuff in it here: http://www.scotsmanality.com/article.php?s...040305005145662 RF is a weird guy, here's his LiveJournal Blog: http://www.livejournal.com/users/robfeinstein/

That's a minor injury, he'll be back in time for Backlash. And he'll still get the Title at Summerslam.

I think they should release the man-beast Jazz and hire Nikki Shieler-Zierring (however her name's spelled, the Playmate who was in American Wedding).

I agree, this forum is the only place where I see anyone having a negative reaction to Orton's push. The man is over, and he comes across as a "Superstar". Of course, that doesn't change the fact that he sucks.

I hate everything about Lita. But it seems to me from the way the fans react, she's the Rock or Steve Austin of the women's division... atleast to the marks.

No offense, but he's Goldberg. His whole gimmick (well, atleast the one that got him over in WCW) is that he's an unstoppable monster. I think the reason he was such a tremendous failure in WWE is that he sold far too much, and for guys like Mark Henry.

They should have Stephanie and Shane dress all in black, and bring out a black wreath during a squash match between Kane and Spike Dudley.

What's your source for this rumor?

WWE will probably release most of these guys sometime this year: Paul London Nunzio Lance Storm The Cat Bill Demott Al Snow Christopher Nowinski Funaki Ultimo Dragon Stevie Richards Spike Dudley

I haven't watched it in awhile, but I'm pretty sure they kept the Ventura/Gorilla commentary on the Hogan VS Andre match on Hogan's DVD. Did Jesse just recently start bitching about royalties again?

Fuck Mark Henry! I'm glad that worthless, untalented piece of garbage is injured and won't be stinking up RAW and killing the crowds for awhile.

"Sexy Boy" is the only song I ever want to see Shawn Michaels use as his entrance theme. He's had it for 11 years, and it's his trademark. Giving Shawn some some shitty nu-metal song by P.O.D. would be like changing Ric Flair's theme to "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit. In other words, it would be sacrilegious.

Yes, HeAT was on tonight. It was probably the best episode in atleast two years. Great matches with Christian VS Lance Storm and Matt Hardy VS Booker T. Thank God I HATE (actually, hate isn't a strong enough word) football, and therefore didn't miss HeAT tonight.

From 411mania.com courtesy of 1Bob... Vince McMahon told talent during a meeting at RAW on Monday that he does not want anyone speaking to the "wrestling press." He called wrestling reporters "parasites" and said he was upset about how much information from last week's meeting had already leaked out. He also hinted that if WWE found out who was leaking information, they would be fired. Credit: 1wrestling.com Told the same thing to SD!'s roster Vince McMahon told Smackdown wrestlers yesterday what he told RAW wrestlers on Monday: don't talk to the wrestling press. Vince told wrestlers that he would "fire them on the spot" if he found out they were leaking information. Brock Lesnar spoke up during the meeting and backed Vince McMahon's points. Brock has recently started becoming more of a "locker room leader." In addition to the 'net issue, Vince critiqued many wrestlers and went as far as to embarass some. Credit: 1wrestling.com

Nope, this is the first I've heard of butter tarts. We have Pop Tarts though...

I agree with Scott's rating of this match. But then again, I'm an HBK mark.