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Florida- The New Porn Order has signed Former WWE wrestler Gangrel to a 12 movie exclusive directing deal. Gangrel, now officially known as The Vampire Warrior, will make his directorial debut with “Miami Rump Shakerz 2” set to be released in November. In addition to directing, he will also be making appearances as part of the NPO team. “I am thrilled to be joining the New Porn Order and taking this step into a new level of my career. Directing offers a new challenge that I am very excited to be taking on. I look forward to the many great films that will come from this union.” said The Vampire Warrior. The Vampire Warrior Gangrel began his career in Florida, wrestling for various independent companies. In 1995 he went on to be a part of the ECW for a short period where he was noticed by the WWE. He signed a contract with the WWE and made his TV debut on Sunday Night Heat in August 1998. He was released from the WWF in 2001 and joined the NWA in 2002. The years since then have seen The Vampire Warrior bouncing back and forth between the WWE and the independent circuit. In January 2007 he was officially released from the WWE and is now looking forward to his directing debut with the NPO. “We are very happy to have The Vampire Warrior Gangrel as part of the NPO team. We are confident that he will add a certain edge and uniqueness to films, and will quickly rise to the top of the most sought after directors” said Craig Valentine of the NPO. ‘The Vampire Warrior Gangrel’ will make his debut appearance as part of the NPO at the AEE/AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas, January 2008. Source: **NSFW**http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=24528 **NSFW** It's funny, but I would've expected his first movie to have more of a goth theme, Miami Rump Shakerz 2 just doesn't seem to fit...

I'm glad Orton won, not counting his bad behaviour off-screen, he's been great and one of the few people worth watching on RAW for atleast the past month or so. And I pretty much hate Triple H.

A rare and weird Ultimate Warrior promo from NWC Las Vegas circa 1995: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_tRs8Wu9zQ Pro Wrestling's Hold On America Documentary from ESPN in early 1999, featuring interviews with Vince McMahon, Eric Bischoff, Kevin Nash, Bret Hart, Chris Jericho, and more. Parts 1-7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQdYdPZJ_6U http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_fQ-GU0IAw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7krGOTnhlzs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNxr7gBncgo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kzw6qMo0vo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opjVeBkTRyI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahKRweqA5xk

Another observation, after listening to the Nasty Boys shoot, Jerry Saggs' voice sounds almost exactly like John Candy. And its suprising how low of an opinion they seem to have of Maxx Payne, I always thought he was a pretty good brawler. Its another good shoot though, thanks again Vanhalen! Oh, and if possible could you re-post the Demolition shoot? Because the other link doesn't work anymore.

They probably won't get rid of that shitty spinner belt anytime soon, the toy replica versions sell like hotcakes. And they kept it when Edge was champion.

I just listened to the Virgil shoot. He kind of came off as a total jerk, saying shit like "I was interviewed by some of the best like Mean Gene Okerlund, Bobby Heenan, and Tony Schiavone! You guys are shitty interviewers!" Or something to that effect.

Who the hell said Cena was clean? Aside from Batista, I've always thought of him as one of the most obvious steroid users in WWE.

That same thing just happened to me, then I entered the username and password and this thread came up normally. WTF is going on?

Thanks again. Thats a great shoot...

Thanks so much! Can you get the Face Off with Honky Tonk Man & Raven shoot? I've been wanting to hear that one for awhile, it seems pretty good.

So in your world, everyone expects it to be Jericho? Honestly, just about everyone expects it to be Jericho. I mean in the commercial a voice clearly says something to the effect of "I'm back!" which rules out anyone new making their debut. The only other options are Sid Vicious or D'Lo (with an off chance of it being Shawn Michaels), and I doubt its them. And back in July, Jericho all but confirmed he was coming back soon. And not that he's always right, but Dave Meltzer certainly believes it's Jericho. From todays Wrestling Observer update: "Interesting how Chris Jericho's book signing tour has no dates scheduled on Mondays. I guess that tells you the brand he's going to, because he does have signings on Tuesdays. " And in his hype for the next WO Newsletter: "We've got more on Chris Jericho, including his situation as it regards his comeback and when the current angle was put together. "

In an interview Jericho did with the Baltimore Sun back in July, they asked him if he would return for special appearances, and here's what he said: Q: When you do come back, do you want to work a full schedule again or do you want to be a guy who kind of comes and goes and makes special appearances? A: No, that’s not me. I’m “go hard or go home.” When I left, I never said I was retiring. I just said I needed a break and I said when the time was right and I could come back better than ever, I would. When I come back, it’s to come back and make a difference and to play the game. I don’t really think guys coming in for special appearances and leaving really helps. If you come in for one show every two or three months, it’s a good nostalgia thing, but you really can’t make any forward progress. You might as well just come out and wave at the crowd like an ex-president at a parade and then disappear. If I come back, it’s to do what I do best and become one of the biggest names in wrestling again. Source: http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/wre..._jericho_1.html

I liked this post better when it was a Randy Newman song. Who the hell is Randy Newman?

Meltzer said of the Orton/Cena match "Shockingly, this was probably the worst title match of Cena's career including the days when he wasn't any good." Was it really that bad?

I'm not watching the show, but Dave Meltzer in his coverage said "Technically the best match on the show but crowd was pretty dead. Not anything special, but everything was solid and was only missing the crowd caring. Cade, who wasn't the legal man, gave Kendrick a spinebuster and Murdoch scored the pin. Basic tag match except for some flashy moves on London's hot tag. "

Its very possible. And that storyline isn't dead because all of the ads for RAW on USA for the past several days have been hyping the fall-out of Hornswoggle being revealed as McMahon's son.

I live in Mississippi, in a mostly black town (87%), and on my first day of 11th grade, my highschool had a new rule that everyone had to stand outside the building before class instead of in the halls. So on the first day of school, me and 4 of my friends go to the side door, instead of the area where the buses let kids off, to wait for the first bell. There were atleast 15 black kids in this same area. The assistant principal (who's black and in the NAACP) comes out and sees us standing there, sends us to the office and gives us a week of in-school suspension. Only me and my friends were punished, none of the black kids were as much as told to stand somewhere else. The moral of the story? Racism can go both ways. And I know people from up North who are more racist than anyone down here. I even have one friend in Montana who claims she's never even spoken to a black person and is affraid of the "Mexicans taking over". So please don't typecast the South as being the only place in America where racism still exists.

A shoot interview with Bret's ex-wife Julie Hart, where she discusses Owen and Benoit's deaths, and Bret Hart divorcing her: http://youtube.com/watch?v=iPaUfs_tQlI

Source: PWinsider "There is a person on MySpace pretending to represent The Sandman in hopes of getting up front money for booking the former ECW and WWE wrestler for indy shows. Don't send the person any money because he is not associated with the former ECW Champion. I have also heard stories of a former indy promoter who is saying he will get Sandman booked and is charging less than the actual rate so beware of him as well. Sandman is being exclusively represented for indy bookings by Tod Gordon. If you are interested in booking him, you can do so at this link: www.myspace.com/pwuczar. " http://pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.asp?id=26541&p=1

Did anyone else get the feeling that most of the crowd had no idea who Luciano Pavoratti was?

Lulz. Keep playing the race card. Especially for awards no one cares about. God, I hate it when people play the race card. And didn't Britney have a song called "Stronger" a few years ago as well? I've never heard Kanye's version, but its probably just as bad, if not worse than anything Britney did, he's the most over-rated rapper, or performer in general of the past 5 years.

Greta Van Susteren's Show About Chris Benoit's Brain Damage last night: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlRvdWb8Bx0

Kamala singing "Push It" a shoot within-a-song, about Vince McMahon's failed drug policy, and Pat Patterson & Brooklyn Brawler having gay sex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcca6v34A0s

Here's Michael Benoit on Larry King Live last night, discussing the diary Chris wrote in after Eddie died, and the brain damage caused by his concussions: Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV6jOIAXptw Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0XDTBIPI7o Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaQfXV-mgf0

Apparently Benoit had a love child... (from the September 10, 2007 issue of National Enquirer): Here's what Benoit's "daughter" and her mother look like: http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f202/Nir...nquirerPics.jpg And here's the text of the article: Chris Benoit's Secret Love Child Claims Share of Will TRAGIC wrestler Chris Benoit had a secret love child - and she's come forward to stake her claim to his multimillion-dollar will, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. "I felt I was so close to finally being accepted by my father;' said 20-year-old Lindsay Ingram, who's still stunned by the double murder-suicide that took the lives of Benoit, his wife Nancy and their son Daniel. Both Benoit and Lindsay's mom, Lilian Smolcic, were 18-year-old up-and-coming wrestlers in their hometown of Edmonton, Alberta,Canada, when they began a romance in 1986. After six months of dating, Lilian, whose ring name was Lisa Leigh, learned she was pregnant. "He never tried to deny he was the father - we both knew it was 110 percent his baby;' she explained. Lilian hoped Chris would ask her to marry him. "WHEN LINDSAY WAS 3 MONTHS OLD I took her to see him wrestling;' said Lilian. "I was hoping that when he saw her it would spark something. "All the time Chris was in the ring he kept looking at Lindsay in her stroller. He couldn't take his eyes offher. But afterward he wouldn't talk to me:' Lilian's wrestling career was over, but Chris was on his way to superstardom in the United States. "At one point I was struggling so badly I had to apply for welfare;' said Lilian. "They asked me about Lindsay's father - then told me how hard it would be for me, living in Canada, to get support from someone in tlle States. So I figured what had happened had happened, Lindsay was my responsibility - and I had to take care of everything myself." Lindsay told The ENQUIRER exclusively that she briefly saw her father when she was 13, but their reunion was cut short by his wife Nancy. Their next meeting was considerably more emotional, says a witness. When Lindsay was 16, in 2004, Benoit returned to Edmonton to be honored by the city after winning the world championship. Lindsay, with \ a pal and the pal's mother, " waited in line for three hours to meet him. Lindsay brought with her a picture of Benoit and her mother. when they were teenagers. Her friend's mother, I Rene Wilson, 67, told The ENQUIRER: "While we waited in line, Lindsay got scared that she was going to be publicly rejected, so I went first. I showed Chris the picture - and told him: 'Your daughter Lindsay is standing right behind me.' "Lindsay came forward shyly and he said: 'Hi, sweetie, how are you?' "She said: 'I'm fine, Dad. I just want you to recognize me as your daughter: "Lindsay started crying - and I saw tears coming to Chris' eyes. Suddenly he got up, crying, and hurried out somewhere in the back.' Lindsay never saw her father again. And now Lindsay wants to have a piece of what her famous father left behind. "I think it's only fair that I share in the will;' she told The ENQUIRER. "I have a right to be included. He never did anything to help my mom - and there were so many times when she had to struggle to raise me:' by DAVID WRIGHT