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Randy Orton 11.5m CM Punk 7.5m Jeff Hardy 10m John Morrison 8m Gregory Helms 4.5m MVP 4.5m Mickie James 4m Here's my month 4 team. Already PMed to TheFranchise.

WELCOME BACK TO TNA IMPACT LIVE IN HD ON SPIKE AND WHATS THAT? IS THAT KURT ANGLES MUSIC? I THINK HE HAS SOMETHING HE WANTS TO SAY KURT ANGLE HAS HAD A LONG HISTORY HE IS THE ONLY OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALLIST IN WRESTLING TODAY

The way that Edge/Hardy promo was cut I ws thinking straight away: it was Christian. And there's nothing wrong with that if I get to hear Just Close Your Eyes every week. I have a feeling Tomko will be paired with Christian, they have some nice chemistry. I think Christian may eventually pave the way for Vickie eating an Unprettier into a Spear and eaving our TVs for good, while giving Edge a face turn. I'm tipping sometime midway through next year. But not until this Hardy feud is over.

Every time I have ever asked my parents for a PPV I've been replied with a Work was bad today not enough money can't fork out $30 for a stupid fake show that I don't even like. So I eventually started watching streams. I don't know. My parents hate a lot of things I like. Wrestling tops that list. Especially women's wreslting, because if they're punching/kicking each other they're not women because women don't fight. They just degrade and abuse you.

This probably sounds stupid but have you ever fucked a tranny? If so what was it like?

Both my parents just downright hate wrestling. My dad is especially bad. He does not understand the concept of finishers. He keeps telling me, I know it's fake but if it's a fight wouldn't a guy be able to pinned by now? But no, the ref is a shithead that's forcing me to watch this garbage by not counting the 3rd second. I eventually start facepalming after explaining for 5 minutes the idea of providing enough entertainment for a two hour show and the idea of finishers being the reason somebody can get a three count.

But I'm beating you so far this month.

We aren't allowed to do 25 Hornswoggles are we?

^That's one of the few times I'n not wanking to a chick that wasn't born a man in a bikini. have any of you noticed how fucking massive Savage's hands are. They're like dinner plates.

If they made MVP's entrance shit I'm gonna cry. It's a classic entrance, fits his character perefectly and is one of the classiest entrances I have seen. The music is also good.

I acutally do mind it. I like the ECW silve ropes a lot, but I wouldn't mind white or another fresher colour. I would mark out if they had pink ropes. Also who's the gimmick poster that kept calling Trips Big Nose? His nose isn'tthat big.

Edge's beard looks disgusting. He must shave that shit off. I think the the Spinner belt really needs to be changed back now since Cena is howlding another World title and unless they swap it around or some gay faggot shit. The card was quite boring actually. What would have been cool is if Vickie said, the third man is.... and then Jeff hardy walks out, bandage on head dragging with a bloodied carcass of Edge with a steel chair in the other hand, drops Edge at Vickie's feet, grabs the microphone and says JEFF HARDY. Then he runs down to the ring with the chair, lays out both Trips and Kozlov and Swantons onto Kozlov 1 2 3 crowd goes nuts Hardy wins the title and then he picks up the microphone, smacking a groggy Trips as he wakes up with the chair again. He then says "Vickie, you tried to send Edge to take me out. Sorry Vickie, Nobody stands between Jeff Hardy and the WWE title" That would be a cool storyline.

yeah he might jsut pop out of nowhere and the crowd go wtf he's here, mark out and jeff wins the title. if it's legit then damn jeff, you fucked up again

I still hate Mike Tenay and Don West more. But I used to like the old Lawler better, you know, the one that supported the heels and acted as a foil to J.R. I don't mind Cole but Morrison coming in and superkicking HBK's head off doesn not warrant a NOT THIS WAY NOT THIS WAY scream.

Team DCH CM Punk 8m Chris Jericho 9m Hornswaggle 2m Jeff Hardy 8.5m John Cena 14m Maria 2.5m Vladimir Kozlov 6m My month 3 team. Since I can't get rid of CM Punk because I just don't want to I'm left with this team. I'm cashing in on a Jericho/Cena feud here, seeing as Cena's returning to Boston he should get a lot of action. Hardy may win at SS giving me champs on both Raw/SD. I have a policy of at least one woman, so I keep Maria.

I remember Earl hebner being a Raw ref a while back but seriously, he's more than double both of them and all he does is slam a mat with his hand.

That explains his pain in his match with Shelton, it was quite obvious he was clutching the knee and grimacing

I find it funny that Jeremy Borash gets a little under double of Velvet Sky and Angelina Love combined. Also why is a referee paid $150k?

Tenay commentates like the audience is blind. Kurt Angle: I'm GONNA BREAK YOUR ANKLE JEFF Tenay: OH MY GOD ANGLE JUST SAID HE"S GONNA BREAK JEFF JARRETTS ANKLE HOW WILL JARRETT RESPOND HERE IN HD ON IMPACT ON SPIKE TV Every silent moment is filled with something. Even when the wrestlers are coming out he keeps talking, when they're talking to one another Tenay is still talking and when JB is interviewing somebody back stage he's still talking. All he needs to say is ITS JIM CORNETTE FROM TNA MANAGEMENT or ITS MICK FOLEY THE EXECUTIVE SHAREHOLDER when they come out rather than say AND HES COMING OUT TO SAY SOMETHING after it. We already know that Mike. Once they make the announcement, instead of saying WOW DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID Tenay has to add HE JUST MADE A MATCH TONIGHT HERE IN HIGH DEFINITION ON IMPACT ON SPIKE TV AND ITS GONNA BE GREAT.

There are some entrance themes that I like, and some that I absolutely loathe. List your top 5 favourite themes that are still in use, and your top 5 themes that are no longer used regularly/not used at all. List a few themes that you hate. For me, my top 5 as of now would be 1. This Fire Burns - CM Punk 2. Break the Walls Down - Chris Jericho 3. Voices - Randy Orton 4. Somebodies Gonna Get their Ass Kicked - Mark Henry 5. S.O.S. - Kofi Kingston These all make me feel pretty pumped, probably because I enjoy the wrestlers and therefore am inclined to like their music. I really like This Fire Burns because it's so fast and in your face. The old themes that I used to like are 1. If Ya Smell - The Rock 2. Loaded - Jeff Hardy 3. Just Close Your Eyes - Christian 4. Basic Thuganomics - John Cena 5. One of a Kind - RVD John Cena's old theme was extremely easy on the ears and something that jsut got you pumped for Cena back when he wasn't bland/stale. Jeff Hardy's old theme just blasts his new remix thing out of the water. Christian's theme was so good. The Rock's theme, was well, electrifying. You just felt alive. Themes that I hate 1. Batista 2. Shawn Michaels 3. JBL 4. Triple H 5. Kane Kane and JBL have boring themes that are slow, the other three are overplayed so much I kinda get pissed off at them.

Genki Sudo's entrance was fucking awesome. Too bad he lost in 13 seconds ^^

The Game is good, but It's overplayed. King of Kings is awesome though. Line in the Sand was also pretty nice. I actually liked Paul London's theme a lot, but I don't know what it was called. It was fast and pumping. Edge's old You think you Know me theme was pretty sweet as well. Basic Thuganomics. See how awesome this sounds. Also, the start of the Rock's Hollywood theme is still in use as the Raw opening video, just sped up by a lot.

I watched it and I'm digging it. It's fresh and it's walking the tweener line of the face/heel story and is working quite well. The facepaint looks very joker like but it's not a problem at all. My only thing is what the fuck is white towel thing he has shoved in his back pocket? I always see it and it's fucking stupid. Just so he has something to chuck in the crowd? Only thing is he's not very good mic-wise, tell Vickie he's gonna go Extreme on her sounded disgusting from my view point.

I said preferably, because a lot of old themes are quite obsolete. That shit is fucking awesome though.

Out of those, i'd pick 121/122 or 107/108 if I were to go to a show. they seem like some darn nice seats.