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Actually JBL is now being billed as 306 pounds, which makes sense considering his milk mountains of doom. I reckon the Kane/Mysterio angle has great potential, it's quite fresh. In terms of the scramble, I think Cena's injury could mean Jericho coming in after stealing his spot, and then seeing him narrowly lose to Punk before snapping and killing him after the scramble. The scramble could set up some other feuds, like Batista/JBL which I don't remember ever happening. I see the Punk/Jericho feud building into a scene in which Orton invades around Survivor Series. That's pretty entertaining from my view.

I wasn't sure if this deserved it's own thread or not, but I decided that any wrestler doing anything outside of WWE might want its own thread. 909 can merge this if he wishes to. From Inside WWE: John Cena to host Kid's Choice Awards in Australia So yeah, he hosting it for Australia, which is pretty freaky, although I guess it makes sense as quite a few of the Nickelodeon viewers here like my nephew also watch Raw and SD. Athough I kinda record it for him weekly and edit out the women's wrestling and other non-kiddie friendly sutff otherwise my sister will kill me. So yeah, discuss.

I guess it's because my sister finds it disgusting and doesn't want her son to see all the bitchy hair pulling and also the sex jokes by Lawler are quite inappropriate for a 7 year old in her opinion. So I watch it and record at the same time, edit out everything she tells me not to let him see and give him the DVD to watch. He's not aware women's wrestling exists. He only knows like Lillian Garcia being the ring announcer. I doub there's gonna be poop jokes, but seeing as I have to watch it anyways, I could tell you how it goes.

What the fuck??? Oh god I love beth phoenix. That is one awesome photoshoot.

The only reason I will be watching SD

Seeing as I understand hindi, I can actually work out and understand what Khali says. He basically says something along the lines of, I will beat you and kill you you motherfucker, every single time he's about to wrestle. I would like to see Batista turn full blown heel, possibly Punk, but I reckon that should wait until after Unforgiven where he can be like I have had the strap for 3 months, I've proved I'm good, so fuck you.

It's 2 A.M. so I guess that counts as good enough to air it?

I also find it funny that Linda would have to be considered by her kids in order to take over as GM. ROFL. I want Val Venis GM of Raw!

Vickies laugh at the end made me sick.

Seems like a good call though I do enjoy Ross/Foley. Cole/Lawler seems disjointed, it's like they don't really know how to work together. They're still better than Adamle so I'm ok with it.

There's probably a few reasons. 1. Didn't have a program to have her in. 2. The Writers probably didn't want any focus taken off the diva championship that they have been building up for a little while now by having Maria show up. The only stip would probably be a #1 contender for the U.S. Title or the WWE title, but the match doesn't need to have those stips added to it. Plus it'd probably just end up being a Smackdown match. Ezekiel is the bodyguard Kendrick hired. I agree that Paul London needs new gear....PL = Paul London by the way. So that's why PL is on his gear. I know PL=Paul London but they only had that because BK was on Kendrick's gear which was otherwise identical. Ezekiel is fat. Londrick had great hope until London couldn't control himself last year before the limo exploded. They wanted to get rid of London but probably didn't want Kendrick to go down as well, so they split them. Kendrick's new finisher is The Kendrick apparently as he calls himself THE Brian Kendrick. I reckon the MVP/Jeff could be a feud that goes on for a while before Jeff buries MVP, setting up Jeff to take on Trips for the WWE title and finally win it. I would like to see Maria get the Divas title jsut so she could say oh wow I like the pretty butterfly and act all goofy.

Dammit how fucking long does it take for Maria to get to SD. I loved her stuff on Raw because she's hot and now they take what? 4-5 weeks just before she appears on SD. Jeff Hardy vs MVP for Summerslam book it. Dunno what stip if any. I don't liek how they're pushing Kendrick though, I mean who the fuck is Ezekiel. it's amazing that both him and London were Tag Champs 2 years ago and now London wears jobber sneakers. Ironically, his outfit is identical to what he wore during the Londrick era. It has PL in big letters on it.

There's a section that was missed here where Roode and Storm claim that they will run around and whip people outside then walk back into the iMPACTZone and whip fans inside or something.

I think Cena not being in the spotlight as the champion is good for all brands. I enjoy Cena feuding with other people as it means that the title will be defended and that it's not CENAS GONNA WIN OMG. Same with Trips. Honestly, they both bore me. I see Punk retaining here, Batista going fulblown heel, Kane making the save at Summerslam against Boretista, leading to a Kane vs Batista feud with Cena stepping up to Punk after completely burying JBL.

They were disgustingly borinng and horrible. I'm enjoying my Raw without Trips and the only reason I even tune in to SD is to see Maria and what they're up to with Jeff Hardy, Kennedy and MVP

Anyone know how they make Snitsky's teeth so yellow? because I doubt its jsut not brushing because that would bring fungus

What the fuck. The choices there were stupid. Who cares about Ranjin Singh. The 2pac thing is tasteless. They have to shove Vince McMahon in for fun, and Captain america is just random. I say its either Taker or Bearer, but I'm not sure who.

Coach came and went. Dusty Rhodes could be interesting. Would he side with his heelish son or would he oppose him. That would make a good storyline. Bischoff and I can't see returning but I will mark out if next Raw I hear IM BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER scream out of the speakers. Bischoff was a good onscreen general manager and he seemed to be good in his heel role of "booking". Eugene I think no longer works with WWE but I would honestly pay to see him be GM just so that Santino could have a comedy feud with him. Eugene as GM could be like COOL YOURE JOHN CENA ILL GIVE YOU A MATCH etc. But I probably see Regal returning in some random thing that HAHA I'm not fired because the Queen vetoed the thing backstage or something.

WHEN ITS WHITE ITS RIGHT. I enjoyed that Kerwin White gimmick. Shame Eddie had to die. I thought WWE banned the SSP and all other risky moves, which is why London has being going downhill ever since they banned the 450 Splash. Also the whole laughing because he knew it was gonna be a kayfabe car explosiion that Vince was in last year. So why is Bourne/Sydal allowed to pull it off? By the way he looks amazing when he does it. Another thing, how are Snitsky's teeth so yellow? I've always wondered how he got them like that.

But Stevie is back TO SHOW US YOULL SEE

That's what I'm worried about. He will most probably disappear back into the IC title mix soon after jobbing to Batista. Lets jsut hope WWE understands the fans and keep Punk with the belt for longer than 2 months and keep him on the ME scene

I just watched the daily motion and man did I mark out despite knowing he would win it. Jesus Christ that was awesome. I have always been a Punk fan, and thought that losing clean to Chavo in an ECW title match meant the end of the line for Punk. Boy, I never saw this coming. Notice how Batista paused for second at the ramp before walking off, that could spell the start of their feud. I seriously want Punk to win clean against a monster heel like Batista on PPV instead of jobbing it out and disappearing back down to the IC title scene.

I would have liked Punk to win but I doubt he will. He's becoming a Mr. Kennedy of sorts. I'm willing to bet he'll lose that title shot somewhere. He might start a feud with Kane though after this.

Seeing Trips in a SD ring and UT in a Raw Ring is something I'll have to get used to. I mean I've never seen Teips on anything but Raw and never seen UT on anything but SD bar a few Raw 3-hour specials

JR color commentator? I'm pretty sure he's play by play with Foley color.