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Ah yes, Edge, I forgot about him. 9 Wrestlers, and most of them spent a very long time in the E before they got all 3. Much longer than a bit over 3 years.

You know with this win Punk is now a Triple Crown champion. He's won the Tag titles, the World titles and the IC title. This puts him in a league of only 8 wrestlers in the history of WWE. Michaels, Trips, Jericho, Angle, Guerrero, RVD and Jeff Hardy are the other 7. That's a pretty big thing to do when he only debuted 3 and 1/2 years ago and spent most of his time previously in the indies.

PUNK WIN PUNK WINS PUNK WINS The crowd doesn't care it's sloppy, they have gone infuckingsane for Punk.

Oh no the Master Lock, will Punk be the 2nd person to break it?

The crowd is nuts for Punk. That is a massive pop. Hell even I marked for that entrance, and I'm sitting about 15,000km away on a computer. Also I think the Illinois flag was a beautiful touch. Considering how he lost his last match in Chicago to Jericho i see him winning tonight in front of a home crowd.

Is Santiono's Unibrow natural? Because I have never seen a Unibrow that thick and firm. Also orton sold that slap like a champ. I wanted him to RKO her onto the table right then and there.

Oh right the ice hockey team. I was watching Chicago vs Minnesota earlier on it seems like they're having a home game on at the moment.

What's with Kelly's Football jersey?

Oh man you Yanks get good deals for wings at KFC. Here we only get 5 bone in wings for $3.99.

I love Orton's Posse, they make him so much more awesome.

This Priceless remix sucks a lot.

No that was fireworks. Why the fuck would Fireworks come out at you anyway?

Wow they're really seeling this Obama stuff.

The amount of Vince returns promos made me sick. Finally he'll get back and will bore me again. Who knows, maybe we can have the set collapse once more?

The above is true. TNA doesn't make me feel so much like a 5 year old as WWE does. But their commentary kinda makes me feel just as retarded. In regards to a cross-promotion agnle, a lot of indy fans etc would probably mark to the idea that WWe acknowledges them, hence boosting ratings, even if only by a little bit. It's more of something that would definitely make me tune in. Andsomething that surprises the audience generally gets viewers ala Punk's title win.

I'm 93 pounds and I have a fatpack answer that.

It's Putin. Georgian troops fired rockets at a base they thought was Ossetian and Putin goes apeshit. He's the most badass political leader in the world. Also i think the whole idea of Russia being commies is outdated.

Dude, are you serious? Scroby I'm fucking serious. Kozlov is a badass, being a commie on tv would upset Putin who would wage World War 3(pun not intended) because Russia aren't commies and yes Kozlov is Ukranian.

You mean Santino Marella right? A cross promotion angle would really hep boost ratings and would surprise, though the way WWE acts as if there is no competition points against that. If Sting went to the E I would mark though.

Maybe because he doesn't want to be a commie? Also the USSR is dead. Actually Kozlov isn't Russian, he's Ukranian. But for the sake of average American fans he's close enough since he comes from a neighbouring country and can speak Russian. Also I reckon Kozlov is a badass, espcially when he's wearing his t-shirt/Jean combination. I haven't seen too much of Low-Ki though, but he seems pretty good from what I've seen of him. I still think Punk is lucky enough to be allowed to wrestle under his indie name that WWE can't copyright, considering any name they'd think up for him would suck in comparison. Why do they have a copyright fetish anyway?

I'm gonna lsoe this because I'm already extremely light.

Oh boy I hope MVP gets his all star entrance tunnel back and a non-jobber entrance.

I'm in. 5'6" 93 pounds.

You trying to tell us something? I hate bearhugs aned headlocks and all these stall moves, especially bearhugs.

Holy shit, JBL porbably gave Michaels some Mamajuana to help him win. That, and inching the ropes to his hand as King called it.