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Yeah, Eagan you always seemed cool, but it's not worth it. The fact that you came back under another name just lessens your chances of being reinstated. I'd just leave it alone if I were you.

Yeah that's pretty funny.

Might as well... Yoshi Kwan (sp?)

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I never liked Keenan. Kel was the funny one.

I dunno about homoerotic, but those were probably the most annoying skits in the history of pro wrestling. They'd do stuff like this every week: *Jericho is in his locker room warming up, when in walks Benoit!* Benoit: *shoves Jericho* Hey man! Jericho: *shoves him back* Hey! How are ya! Benoit: *slaps Jericho's chest* Fine! *Slaps it again* And yourself? Jericho: *Shoves Benoit and slaps his chest* Fine! *pulls Benoit close and looks him in the eye* Thank you! *shoves Benoit away* Benoit: *slaps Jericho's chest* So tonight's a big night, huh? Jericho: *Shoves Benoit* Yup! *slaps Benoit's chest and rubs his head* Tonight we fulfill our destiny! Benoit: *slaps Jericho in the chest* I know, man! I know! *chops Jericho's chest* Who woulda thunk it...back in the days of the ECW...*slaps Jericho's chest again* all the crap in the WCW...*slaps him again* after all we've been through, that we would reach this night! *looks Jericho in the eye* You ready? Jericho: *glares intensely at Benoit* Oh...I'm ready! *slaps Benoit's chest* Benoit: *slaps Jericho's chest* Jericho: *slaps Benoit's chest* Benoit: *glares at Jericho* Good...so what will it be...Chutes and Ladders...*slaps Jericho's chest* or Candy Land?! Jericho: *chops Benoit* I dunno...*slaps Benoit* I'd rather play Monopoly! Benoit: *Glares at Jericho and slaps Jericho* I call thimble! Jericho: *glares at Benoit* Good...let's do this! *Benoit and Jericho take turns slapping each other before exiting the room*

^ knows < will never die...not this week anyway...I hope. < fears for life

Do you guys know what I hate? What? I dunno. I was asking you! *crowns self king of the bad jokes*

Yeah, Austin wasn't getting a lot of heel heat, but he was definitely over. Just check out his match with HHH at Buried Alive in 96 and look at the crowd reaction there. Also, I can see why someone would say Austin was a tweener back then, because while he didn't play to fans and always attacked Bret from behind, he fought heels like Vader and Mankind as well. He didn't give a damn about anybody...I miss that Stone Cold.

That made me laugh. Great read, as usual. I agree, the last segment was terrible, but overall it was a good show. I had planned to order No Mercy since I intentionally missed out on Vengeance and that ended up being one of the better PPVs of the year so I dunno...Taker and Brock should be ok, as will Angle and Cena...we could get another great Rey/Tajiri match...so far the card is shaping up ok, so as long as the McMahon shit is kept to a minimum (which it will hopefully) I really don't see it being that much of a problem. I can't understand what makes him think that people are willing to pay money to see he and his daughter wrestle.

Rock is really starting to confuse me.

^ likes boy bands apparently...was possibly in a boy band

I'd love this segment if it meant anything other than Benoit putting A-Train over. Cool show so far.

I think Jason Knight runs a wrestling school in CT. Check assaultwrestling.com.

Just like to say how much I hate the name Wachovia Center. I hate bank mergers.

Ok I take that back.

Ok, this is officially the most entertaining non-wrestling segment of the year.

Agreed.

I've gotta get that tape man. This one wasn't really all that funny, but it made me laugh. At Unforgiven 98, they had a long gas pipe running from the locker room to fuel the flames for the inferno match, and while no one fell, more than a few people tripped over that pipe while they were making their way to the ring. The funniest and most noticable was Owen Hart. He was in his whole bad ass phase and was looking all intense on his way out, and that only made it funnier since he took a pretty good stumble. And the whole time I was wondering how many people were gonna trip before someone had the sense to look out for the damn thing. Kane's fall at SummerSlam had me in tears, if only for its timing.

I don't see how you can say he's fake. He doesn't *TRY* to come off looking like a child molester, and he doesn't even play up the thug image that much. With him it's usually either party music or romantic stuff. I'm surprised the charges against him didn't really effect his airplay and sales all that much. It seems like now he's more popular than ever.

Kinda sounds like the Ignition remix by R. Kelly...it's not rap but it's the closest I can think of.

^ possible John Tenta's uncle's nephew's second cousin < is trying to remember an old joke < came up with in high school but can't

What is it about me that seems to attract strange people??? I get on the train today after school when a guy walks past me...something about the guy immediately struck me as odd...I dunno what it was, but I ignore him and sit down while the guy leans against the door across from me. Seemed normal enough, but almost as soon as the train starts moving, I look up and see this man looking at his reflection in the window and making funny faces...apparently, he was doing his Michael Jackson impersonation. Now while my description of the scene may not seem all that funny, trust me, this was some comical ass shit. I mean...he's sitting there dancing and making faces...on a moving train, mind you...and I tried not to laugh. I really tried, because I know I'm the only guy in the car and if he sees people laughing at him, I know he's gonna jump right up and try and come at me...but damn it, when he busted out the moonwalk, the spin and the yell...ON A MOVING TRAIN...my God I must've died laughing. Then to make matters worse, the man starts dancing up and down the aisle singing "Wild Wild West" by Will Smith. That man had me in tears I was laughing so hard. And this is just the latest in a LOOOOOOOOONG line of crazy people I've met while riding public transportation. It all started when I was 3 years old, when my brother and I saw some goth looking guy running up and down the El platform eating bananna peels out of the trashcans. Since that I'm, I've met a cracked out bus driver, who was normal on most days, but there would be about one or two days a week where I'd get on the bus and he was high on speed or some shit. I've had wrestling chats with a drunk guy who talks like this: Drunk Man: Bret the HITMAN...*falls asleep*....*suddenly wakes up* HART!!!!!...*falls asleep*...*suddenly wakes up* BEST THERE IS...*falls asleep*...*suddenly wakes up*...the BEST THERE...*falls asleep*...*suddenly wakes up*...WAS!...*falls asleep*...*suddenly wakes up*...AND...*suddenly falls asleep*...*suddenly wakes up*...THE...*suddenly falls asleep*...*suddenly wakes up*...BEST THERE...*suddenly falls asleep*...*suddenly wakes up*...EVER WILL...*deep breath*...BE...*stares blankly for about 20 seconds...THEN suddenly falls asleep* I've run into so many people that sit around talking to themselves and cussing at everyone around them, I've lost count...and they ALWAYS seem to gravitate to me! I don't know why! Hell, one day in April, I ran into 3 crazy people on one trip home. Seriously...I hop on the subway and sit right down next to someone who thinks their the messiah or something. Hop on the El train...and sit right next to some guy who starts randomly yelling at the top of his lungs and talking about how he's gonna kill people. Finally, I hop on the bus to come home, thinking I'm finally safe from the madness...I sit down next to some old lady...who, once the bus starts moving, calmly stands up and starts singing show tunes in the middle of the aisle. All on one ride home! What is it about me that these people seem to like??? And if you have any stories about strange/drunk/crazy people, feel free to post them here.

I think they had two matches, one where he beat Kane for the belt, and the second where he successfully defended it. I think the rematch was the one that people always talk about. I thought it was pretty good.

That would be Jeff Hardy I think.