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We need a Marvin!

All the sex ed talk reminded me of one of my most awkward High School moments. I somehow or someway got signed up for a "Child Care Class" And we had class in the home eco. room. It was 300 lb Goofy looking Brody and 14 other girls. No guys but me. I tried to get out of the class but the class director talked me out of it somehow. Long story short... One day we had to watch a 20 minute video on how to properly breast feed. The video was live action and very descriptive. The girls were all uncomfortable as hell, and then there was me, who stared at the wall til some of the girls begged the teacher to shut it off. Then everyone broke out in laughter at me, and even the teacher asked me what the hell I was doing in this class.

In 2nd or 3rd grade, I was appalled that a classmate made fun of those who still watched Sesame Street. I had a bladder problem/surgeries when I was a toddler so I pissed my pants til like 5th or 6th grade. I did it so often I had extra clothes stored in the nurses office. One day in 2nd grade we came in from recess, and I went to class and asked to go to the bathroom. The teacher said no and so I sat in my plastic desk chair and peed myself. I remember the urine stream dripping off the edge of the chair. I didn't say a word and went on to the next class. The next kid found the puddle of pee in the chair and they came and pulled me from class. I had peed my pants in 3rd grade, was trying to hide it (I wore jogging pants til 9th grade every day at school due to my obeseity) I had no read in front of the whole class, and Kenny Massey, my classmate yelled out "Andy peed his pants" Oh the embarassment.

I am angered that I clicked this link to write a tyraid and now can't recall what upset me Fuckin' alcohol

Drinking armaretto in mass quantities tonight so i can sleep stress free. Buzzing while reading the WON and listening to Coast to Coast is the highlight of my daily life. True. I need to invest in some liquor that doesn't taste like a fucking snickers bar though, give me some fy-yah in my belly

Well fuck

Col Flagg is awesome on MASH That is all

I faked illness many a day so I could sit in the nurses office and read Garfield comic bollections she had in there. The teachers were on to me. I couldn't wipe my own ass when I was 6 so I was held back in kindergarden. I was in the excellerated reading and writing class til 3rd grade when my writing was so good they told me i was cheatin'. Fuck it. Fucking hick school.

Mole you've never actually seen that picture? Its been a IWC running gag for 2-3 years at least

I luv Double Double E!

I was yelled at in 3rd grade for printing my full name Andrew Lee L__________ because the kid who sat next to me was named Lee and it cheesed him off. I was probably doing it to tick him off anyway. I was sent to the principals office in 5th grade for sexual harassment. Ahhh Ole Tracy had my heart...

Favorite Elvis Song?

Ah fuck it......... SHEBOYGAN, Wis. — A woman shot her daughter, 8, in the thigh with a BB gun to win a $1 bet with her boyfriend, authorities say. Angelique Vandeburg, 28, was charged with one felony count of intentional child abuse and released on a $5,000 signature bond Friday. Investigators began looking into the incident last week after a school counselor reported it to police. The girl had been shot earlier, but a bruise remained on her thigh, the counselor said. The girl said the shooting occurred after her mother drank 10 to 12 beers.

Supposedly its Scott Casey and from a SoutheastCW show in the early 80's Not sure

I used Mr Searchy several times, to no avail SHEBOYGAN, Wis. — A woman shot her daughter, 8, in the thigh with a BB gun to win a $1 bet with her boyfriend, authorities say. Angelique Vandeburg, 28, was charged with one felony count of intentional child abuse and released on a $5,000 signature bond Friday. Investigators began looking into the incident last week after a school counselor reported it to police. The girl had been shot earlier, but a bruise remained on her thigh, the counselor said. The girl said the shooting occurred after her mother drank 10 to 12 beers.