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I probably am missing something very obvious here.

I'll fuck a sheep right now. Fucking hook me up. I'm too drunk to drive the 15 miles to the nearest farm

I also had my phony long term fiance spent alot of time on my lap tonight while her "real" "boyfriend" talked to me about failed past relationships. All in all such a typically strange and beautifully hazy evening.. Next week I play black out bingo.

It involved me and a load of cum. Nevermind

Jesse Ventura compared americans to Hitler in a recent interview saying the way we blame our problems on the mexicans is alot like Nazi germany and the jews. I laughed, then played "Born in the USA" with the speaker turned toward the mexican neighbors of mine.

*eats the thread*

I talked to a cop in his patrol car tonight while hammered. I didn't realize it was a cop/ Then I took the wrong off ramp home and had to try real hard to make the proper destination without fucking up. Now I'm eating potatos, pizza and burritos and awaiting a violent heart burn 8 am wake up call. Oh well.

In the new issue of Us Magazine, Brooke Hogan says that the photos of her father, Hulk Hogan, rubbing lotion on her ass aren't a big deal. "I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car," she says. "He used to change my diaper!" Here's are a few of the photos in question. Is this OK behavior for Hulk or did he cross the line?

He's quitting in five years? *swallows sleeping pills and vodka*

wrestlingclassics had the link The match is up in the Youtube wrestling thread

Hulk Hiding Under Charity Cover The Hulk Hogan-fronted charity that brags it's raising cash for John Graziano's medical care hasn't paid his family a penny. Nearly a year after Nick Hogan's crash, Graziano's attorney tells us that they haven't seen one red cent from "The Freedom Group," a charity that Hulk just happened to become the spokesbeast for ... a week after the crash. A source tells us that Freedom raised 60 grand last year, but it's unclear where any of that jack has landed. As we reported, they canceled their biggest fund-raising event -- the National Towel Wave -- because they didn't want to deal with Hogan drama. The Freedom Group couldn't immediately be reached for comment.

Ummm Music director Jim Johnson, a 28 year employee (since 85), the head of marketing who dates back to WM 4, and like 3 other big wigs all put in their notices lately

Didn't you get the memo? They all look the same

I'd like to see a video though as apparently he botched the flying bodypress and face planted a bit

*edit double post*

Wal*Mart -- Low Prices, Phony Celebs Everyday TMZ.com: Stone Cold Steve Austin posed for pics at an Indiana Wal*Mart for $10 a pop. But attention Wal*Mart shoppers -- the dude's a fraud. Someone duped Wal*Mart into believing he was the former WWE champ. Yes, that sounds weird to us too, since Wal*Mart is so corporate you can't take a dump at the store without getting permission from the Prez. But it happened, and now Greensburg, Ind. cops are on the case, trying to hunt down the phony who pocketed the cash. And this is funny -- Wal*Mart employees became suspicious when the guy and his "manager" showed up in a broke down hoopty. We're lookin' for pics of the faux wrestler, which we'll post. John Walsh's got nothin' on us!

I like how Giant is flopping his arms around, then suddenly lays perfectly still with his arms by his side to take the elbow

From Warriors return yesterday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F8gYdt5oP8 Savage squashes Giant Gonzalez

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3htS5n2yOk Cena/Angle rap battle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ekZGgPCB_w...feature=related Rock does comedy w/ Coach, cuts a money promo on Brock and does a Flair impression all in one promo Then steals a line from Capt Lou Albano to zing Kane

I clicked on "Winning tips" and it came up "No page to display"

I saw a 7 year old playing on a hula hoop and thought "Christ she'd bleed alot if I shoved it in her"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo5t4Va9Moo *