Spyke

I kind of vanished off the face of SWF but I've returned to say I'm in

LOL yeah ask Toxxic, All my matches are usually sent about a week after the card goes up or sooner. The only match I needed an extension on was the tag match because I was doing DVS results and lost track of the deadline

Posted it in the thread for it :-D Maybe they forgot I did it since I sent it in 3 days after the card went up o_O

Count me out for this one

I thought that was the best match I wrote up since getting here. I had my music going, I was all "inspired" and stuff but Taiga pulled off the better match. Here's my work: Funyon The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the SWF World Cruiserweight Championship! Introducing first to the ring representing the DVS he hails from Brooklyn, New York “DON’T YOU WISH YOU WERE ME!?” is heard screaming on the loud speakers Don’t You Wish You Were Me? By Fozzy starts up Funyon Weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds he is tonight’s challenger, SPYKE! Spyke steps out on the stage area with his hands in the air as the crowd boos him. He smiles and blows the fans in the arena but as he extends his hand he flips them off as he makes his way down the ramp with a cocky walk as if to say he is better than everyone in attendance tonight. Mak Francis Total un-professionalism by Spyke as usual. Ignoring the few fans who do reach out to him he makes his way up the ring steps and pauses to look back at all the fans before he enters through the middle ropes he takes to the second rope and slaps his chest twice, pointing to the crowd and letting his finger pan around the arena before pointing up to the sky once and stepping down as his music dies down. Funyon And weighing in at one hundred and none of your DAMN business, She is the SWF World Cruiserweight Champion, TAIGA STAR! Be a Man by Hole starts up as Ultraviolet laser lights pointing from the entrance through the arena pan the arena. Taiga walks down the ramp with the cruiserweight championship in her hand, slapping hands with the fans, some waving, nothing fancy. She rolls in under the bottom rope after tossing the title over the top rope, and pops up with it in her hand turning so all the fans can see it. Spyke scoffs and looks at her as if he’s unimpressed. Her music dies down and the referee takes her title and raises it above his head before passing it outside to the time keeper. Spyke doesn’t remove his shirt as he normally does as the referee signals for the bell and steps back. Suicide King The official first match between Spyke and Taiga, no DVS beat down, no tag team partners. Just a straight up one on one match for the coveted SWF cruiserweight championship. Spyke dashes forward to Taiga who stays on the offensive and dashes towards him. Spyke stops in mid dash and goes to slap Taiga in the face but she moves her face back and he misses. The two start circling around the ring in a stalking motion as Spyke goes for another disrespectful slap to the face with Taiga slapping his hand away and going in for the grapple but Spyke picks his foot up and kicks her back leaving the crowd to boo at him as an infuriated Taiga pissed off at the fact that he placed his foot on her stomach and kicked her back like she was unworthy gives chase. Mak Francis Spyke seems like he’s toying with Taiga but he better than anyone should know you don’t want to make Taiga angry in the ring. It’s best to take your whooping and call it a night! Suicide King Are you saying Spyke would possibly lose to a girl!? Mak Francis Well she did pin him at Prelude To Grander Suicide King Yes but that was all Jenkins fault. AS far as it counts in my book, Spyke is still undefeated! Spyke hooks Taiga and takes her down with an arm drag, She rolls right back up and as he goes to follow up with a clothesline she retaliates by taking him down with an arm drag. Suicide King OH MY GOD ARM DRAG BY TAIGA! Mak Francis So? She goes to follow up with an elbow drop but misses as Spyke rolls out of the way and does a kip up. Spyke goes to Stomp on Taiga but as he raises up his right foot she hooks his left foot and pulls him off balance, causing him to fall on his back. She mocks him by rolling away popping up and shouting “That’s how you do it!” Spyke quickly scrambles up to his feet but is tackled right back down to the mat by Taiga who begins beating him down with a series of left and right closed fists as Spyke covers up for protection. The referee dashes in and tells Tagia that this isn’t the UFC and she needs to break the hold but she doesn’t break the offensive mounted position Referee ONE!........... TWO!.......... THREE!.......... COME ON TAIGA! FOUR.......... Taiga gets off of Spyke and yells “Okay! I heard you” to the referee before adjusting her attire and going back on the offensive by tearing off Spyke’s shirt from his body and tossing it outside the ring. She turns back and pulls him off the mat and back up to his feet. While struggling to lift his body, The self proclaimed greatest of DVS places his hand around the back of her neck and drops to his knees. Mak Francis Jaw breaker by Spyke! Taiga just releases him and steps back two feet before shaking it off like it was a weak slap to the face. She pulls back her right fist as if power was gathering into the fist as Spyke gets back up to go for his patented punch combo but to his surprise Taiga is already swinging to pop him in the lip. She connects with a shot that sends him falling back to the mat but just as quickly he pops back up as she goes to follow up with another hard hook from the left hand this time, Spyke shakes if off but is planted with another punch and hits the mat again. He pounds the mat and pops back up as the crowd gets behind Taiga who seriously pulls back for what looks like its going to be a knock out blow. She swings but this time expecting the punch Spyke blocks her right hand with his left hand. Not fazed by his speed in blocking she follows up with a left to take him down at the same speed he blocked with but he slaps her left hand away with his right hand and in that same instant his whole body moves with his right hand as if the momentum was pulling him and he delivers a corkscrew enziguri to the temple of Taiga’s head causing her to drop to her knees and fall face forward to the mat. Suicide King WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED! Mak Francis I heard this kid was cocky and we’ve seen that, I heard he was methodical in the ring and we’ve seen that, I’ve heard this kid was fast but Holy hell.....that...that just put The Flash to shame! Biased and mixed reactions fill the arena mostly consisting of boos with chants for Taiga to get back up. Spyke crawls to the ropes to catch his breath and pull himself up as she makes her way up to all fours and shakes off the cobwebs as she did before with the jaw breaker. Spyke starts to push off from the corner ropes as she makes her way back up to her feet. Their eyes lock up and realizing he has the upper hand they go into a quick grapple for power but Taiga begins over powering him. The crowd cheers as he looks down to the mat to realize he’s sliding back as she powers him to the corner without his feet actually leaving the mat Mak Francis HA! Look at that! Being the counter veteran he is Spykes allows himself to be pushed back to the corner where he leaps into the air and lands on the middle ropes. Gripping Taiga tightly he swings around in what looks to be the hugest twisting monkey flip possibly in SWF history but Taiga doesn’t sell the offensive maneuver. Instead she stands her ground and Spykes lands on her knee caps. In what is the most unique balancing act seen in the ring in years Spykes now finds Taiga holding onto him as tightly as he was to her. Suicide King Look at the strength of Taiga here tonight, It’s almost frightening He remains with not much to do offensively as she slowly carries him over to the ropes and releases her grip on him, letting Spykes eventually lose his strength and fall over the top rope. Hooking the top rope before going completely over he manages to “skin the cat” ala Shawn Michaels. He lets go and dusts off his hands before smiling for the crowd and bowing only to turn back around to be greeted by Taiga’s two feet as she delivers a baseball slide to his chest causing him to fall back as she exits the ring with the momentum from the slide. Picking up Spykes before he can regain his composure she traps his arms in a hold and looks to the fans for approval as the ref runs over and tells her to stop as he begins a quick count that she basically uses to repeatedly headbutt Spykes Referee and crowd ONE......... TWO........ THREE........ FOUR....... FIVE....... SIX ....... SEVEN........ EIGHT...... NINE........ Taiga leaps into the air while still keeping Spykes arms trapped and places her knees to his chest, using her weight to fall back. Mak Francis WHAT A SICK HEADBUTT TO LUNG BLOWER COMBINATION! The ref tells Taiga to get back in now and she rolls in the ring as the referee continues the count up to about fifteen before she rolls back out. The crowd shows slight disapproval that Taiga didn’t just leave him to be counted out but applaud her sportsmanship and need to want to beat on Spyke some more. With the count reset she pulls Spyke up off the floor and drags him back to the ring apron where she slides him into the ring and follows behind him by rolling back in. Quickly taking Spyke by the legs as he lays in the ring coughing and gasping to catch his breath after having the air driven out of his chest. Taiga starts dragging Spyke in a circular motion, slowly lifting him off the mat for a big swing as the crowd watches on amused and amazed that she could get him off the mat. Spyke places his hands behind his head for protection as Taiga lets him go and staggers back into the ropes for protection as Spyke flies several feet across the ring. Taiga catches her composure before continuing on the offensive by going after Spyke. She grabs him by the right leg and drags him back to the center of the ring before hollering for the fans approval. The get behind her with their chants and she nods as if to tell them good job before. With the Spyke still on his back, Taiga stands beside him and sits with her leg over and between Spyke’s legs she then places his far leg in the knee pit of the near leg. Mak Francis Uh Oh....I think I know what’s coming up Finishing the submission hold she puts Spyke’s ankle on top of her own ankle and rolling herself along with him onto their bellies she pushes back with the Spykes ankle. Suicide King Taiga with the very tactical inverted Indian death lock. The referee slides into position and checks on Spyke to see if he’ll tap. Spyke refuses and lurches upward to pound on Taiga’s leg in order to break the hold but she doesn’t let up as he falls back flat on the mat. ONE! TWO! Spyke pops back up realizing his shoulders had hit the mat. The referee signals it was only a two count as Spyke writhes in pain. Mak Francis Very smart tactic by Taiga. It’s rare to have a cruiserweight champion who doesn’t take to the top rope but we have one here in Taiga and she’s using that fact to her advantage. Suicide King Yeah everyone knows you have to take out the legs of a high flyer but Spyke seems to be more of an all around superstar. He adapts to his opponents styles in the end he uses it to win week after week. Mak Francis That may be true but apparently that tactic didn’t work in his tag match with Taiga, be it the fact that these two have history and know each others strategy in the ring or as Spyke says it was just a fluke, only time will tell. Taiga smirks and breaks the hold leaving Spyke gripping his leg on the mat. She wipes some sweat from her face and catches her breath before stomping on the leg of Spyke who tries to crawl away. You can hear him scream through the roar of the crowd in pain as the punishment seems to fuels Taiga. She picks up and watches him stand on one leg as he keeps the other one slightly off the mat. She kicks him in the shin and he pulls his leg up in pain. She follows up with a punch to the face that makes him put pressure on the leg as he staggers back. Almost falling down she follows up with a double ended chop to the chest that leaves Spyke open. A triple combination of right jabs to the face and a dash to the ropes for what looks to be a huge clothesline in works. Taiga rebounds and comes charging as Spyke who’s eyes are closed as he tries to force himself from yelling in pain. She raises the left arm and taps it as if to activate some unforeseen power but Spyke playing the sacrificial lamb shifts his body sideways and opens his eyes just in time for his glare to meet her stare of ruthless aggression and he super kicks her right in the jaw with such force that he falls back clenching his foot while rolling around as she falls back like she’s just been knocked out. Suicide King I’ve said it before but it’s moment like this right now that will make Spyke take over the SWF in no time! Mak Francis Oh yeah? Is that why you’ve been kissing his ass since he arrived? Suicide King I know you are not pointing fingers. You back any superstar going against Spyke and when they lose you end up looking like a fool. I’m just betting smart. You don’t go to the dog track and put your money on the greyhound that’s lost just about every race for the season Mak Francis What does that have to even do with WRESTLING!? Taiga is the current cruiserweight champion. She has a take no prisoners attitude and has proven time and time again she can “play with the big boys” Before the referee can check on Taiga to see if she is actually out cold she starts grabbing at air before placing her hands over her face. He shifts over to Spyke who is on all fours as his tapping his leg as if trying to shake out the numbing sensation. Stepping back as Spyke tells him he’s able to continue the ref watches as Taiga slowly begins to roll over to her stomach and sits up. Spyke on the other end of the ring starts holding onto the ropes and turnbuckle padding to pull himself up. The two get up at the same time and Tagia shakes her head and pulls her hair back as she slowly walks towards Spyke. DVS’s self proclaimed greatest limps towards Taiga and the two meet face to face in the ring. They have a momentary stare down that leads to Taiga screaming at Spyke. Mak Francis Uh Oh, looks like a verbal spat is brewing Feeling insulted he begins to yell back but Taiga get up into his face and yells even louder. Spyke looks away in shame but remembers actions speaks louder than words and slaps Taiga clear across the face. Taiga stops yelling and without pause slaps Spyke right back across his face. The two look at each other and smack each other at the same time. Spyke smacks Taiga right back in the face. Taiga retaliates with a slap of her own, Spyke with another slap across the face, Taiga with an even harder slap. A series of hard slaps are just being traded with each of Taiga’s blows getting harder and harder, realizing he can’t match her; Spyke slaps Taiga and before she can slap him back he spins and hits her with a spinning wheel kick to the face. Spyke watches Taiga as she falls back like before. The crowd can simply utter a deafening mass of “OOOOOOOOOH” through the arena as Spyke kisses his middle and index fingers while putting his hands into the gun taunt and delivering a grounded shooting star press on Taiga. The referee dashes over both bodies as Spyke hooks the leg. ONE!........ TWO!........ TH........ Taiga gets the shoulder up and Spyke breaks the pin as though he knew he wasnt getting the three count anyway. He gets back up and looks into her eyes before ripping his du rag off his head and twirling it around in the air before tossing it down at her as if to say “Beat That.... Bitch!” Taiga just rolls back on all fours and starts pounding the mat out of frustration. Spyke takes the opportunity as she get back to her knees to bounce of the rope and go for the Royal Deliverance but Taiga catches the right leg. Spyke hops on one leg and goes to deliver an enziguri but Taiga lets go of the right leg and blocks the right shin. Spyke lands on his right leg and kicks again but Taiga blocks, he goes for another quick follow up attempt with the left leg once more but Taiga catches the leg and takes him down with a Dragon screw. She goes to mount him but he swings at her face, she ducks the punch and he follows up with a grounded enziguri to catch her off guard but she dodges that as well by ducking once more and breaking from the mounted attempt. Spyke sits up but Taiga kicks him with a stiff boot to the chest that sends him down to the mat. She goes to follow up with a stomp but he rolls out of the way. A bit dazed by the speed she follows up with a direct punch to the skull as he kicks her in the BUTT from behind. Her fist hits the mat and she staggers forward as Spyke does a weak kip up and turns to face her. Mak Francis ARE YOU FOLLOWING ALL THIS! Suicide King I’m TRYING, I’M TRYING!!! Taiga turns to face a fist to the face that she smacks out the way, Spyke follows up with a left hook but Taiga smacks that as well. He swings with another right but this time she dodges it. Spyke insistent on hitting the punch swings on what would be his last offensive attack as Taiga has had enough and straight up headbutts him on his chin. Spyke stumbles back, tripping over the weak leg into the corner where Taiga follows up an punches him in the face causing him to pop down into the seated position where she just wails on him with several repeated punches as the referee rushes over to break up the corner assault. Taiga ignores him as the crowd gets behind her ruthlessness and begins to stomp away until the referee starts the count. ONE......... TWO......... THREE........ FOUR......... FI.......... Taiga breaks away from the corner pounding on her own chest and yelling as the crowd gets to their feet in support of her offense. She takes off to the opposite ropes and rebounds off the ropes and charges at Spyke to deliver a face wash with the bottom of her boot. As Spyke almost falls back motionless Taiga grabs him up by the head and pulls him out the corner. Dragging him to the center of the ring she keeps his head between her legs and signals for the classic pliedriver. She hooks him by the waist and goes to lift him but Spyke forces his body into sit up position causing Taiga to raise him higher than she expected. She has him in a powerbomb position that drives the crowd crazy as she starts stumbling towards the ropes Mak Francis OH MY G....I Think she’s going for an Awesome Bomb! Suicide King Almost jumping out of his seat. NO! NO! NO! Spyke hooks the top rope and hurricanrannas Taiga over the top rope to the outside. She flies into the barricade and lands on her feet. Flipping back into the ring Spyke looks out to Taiga and runs to the opposite ropes as the fans around her all reach out to tap her on the shoulder and on the back. She turns around to see Spyke charging back at her at minimal speed, somewhat slowed down by the leg damage delivered earlier. Spyke leaps over the rope but hooks onto the top rope once again as Taiga steps out of the way and points at her head as if to say she was to smart and fast for him. The crowd screams for her as she turns and notices Spyke isn’t curled up in pain and being beaten by the fans on the barricade. She quickly looks to the apron to see Spyke waiting for her with his middle and index fingers pointed at her, thumb extended in the gun taunt position as he motions to fire off an imaginary shot at her before taking two steps forward and leaping at her to deliver a hurricanranna that sends her skidding across the padded floor. Mak Francis HOLY HELL LETS GET A REPLAY! WE NEED A REPLAY!!!!! Out of hatred for Spyke but respect for the business the fans let out an series “SWF” chants in succession as a quick double feature is shown on screen and a replay of hurricanranna to the outside and the follow up are shown. The screen cuts away as the referee has already begun his count out as Spyke is on all fours favoring his leg and catching his breath. FIVE.......... SIX.......... SEVEN.......... Taiga is left on the mat laid out looking at the fans screaming at her to get up. Getting distracted by the lights she tries to grab at them for a brief moment before rolling over. EIGHT.......... NINE.......... Spyke crawls over to the ring steps and uses it to pull himself up. Looking around he spots the World Cruiserweight championship in the time keepers lap and shakes his head as if to free it from distractions. Before rolling into the ring as the referee continues to count out Taiga. TEN......... ELEVEN.......... TWELVE......... Realizing he cant win the championship by count out, Spyke rolls back out to Taiga and picks her up. She just stands there groggy as Spyke mocks her dazed stance and goes over to the commentary table where he snatches a bottle of water that Mak was using to soothe his throat during the yelling. Mak Francis HEY! GIVE THAT BACK! Spyke motions to slap Mak with the back of his hand and Francis covers up as Spyke laughs at him and unscrews the top of the bottle while walking away from him. He pours some water all over his face, chugs some and tosses the bottle at the back of Taiga’s head. She turns around and he spits water in her face before smashing her face against the barricade and tossing her back into the ring. Taiga rolls all the way to the middle of the ring and pops back up on the offensive as an unaware Spyke rolls in after her. Spyke gets to his feet only to be faced with Taiga who kicks Spyke in the groin after the ref notices Spyke’s du rag was still sitting on the mat and takes his attention off the match to kick it out of the ring. The ref turns back in time to see Taiga shift and take position behind a prone Spyke. She under hooks her arms under Spyke's arms. Twisting her body around so that Spyke is facing the ground with his back resting against her back. She stands up straight and hoists Spyke into an upside down position. Mak Francis ........serves him right........ Suicide King TAIGA GOING FOR THE REVERSE GORY SPECIAL PILEDRIVER! OR AS SHE LIKES TO CALL IT THE KUDO DRIVER!!!!! Spyke starts flailing around causing strain on Taiga’s arms. He rolls off her back and with his heads once again between her legs he raises her into the Electric Chair position. Taiga flails around on his shoulders but rather than slamming her face first he ducks his head and shoves her off his shoulders. Taiga lands on her feet but with Spyke now behind her he puts one arm between the legs, the other arm on the shoulders he flips the cruiserweight champion upside down and plants her on his head. Taiga pops up and falls back as if she has no more to give, Spyke shows no hesitation as he crawls on top of her, sitting on her chest he hooks both of her legs as the referee slides into position Mak Francis OH MY GOD!!!! Suicide King THIS IS HOW HE BEAT MANSON!!!! TAIGA JUST GOT SCREWED!!!! Referee ONE............... TWO............. THREE! The referee signals for the bell as the crowd erupts in a “THIS IS BULLSHIT” chant. Spyke unhooks the legs and falls back. Rolling off Taiga he gets on all fours as the referee runs to the side and gets the Cruiserweight championship. Funyon AND THE WINNER OF THE MATCH VIA PIN FALL ....THE NEW SWF WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, SPYKE!!!! “Don’t You Wish You Were Me” starts up and the name of the theme couldn’t be anymore appropriate as the referee hands the championship over to Spyke and raises his hand. Spyke looks at the SWF cruiserweight championship in his hands for the first time ever and clings to the referee as he uses him for leverage to stand up. With the match finally over Spyke starts favoring his leg again as he limps around with the championship held high over his head. The crowds boos just continue to get even louder as Spyke clenches the title. As the referee goes to check on Taiga, Spyke stops him and demands that the belt be placed on him. The reluctant referee gets up and hooks the belt around Spykes waist to get him out of the ring but Spyke continues to show his arrogance by placing his foot on the chest of Taiga, posing for several seconds before finally exiting the ring and heading to the back.

Damn two losses in a row, Guess I'm losing my stuff

JESUS CHRIST, MARY, JOSEPH, LORD HAVE MERCY!!!!!! Can you go on and on and babble about more utter useless crap nobody cares about!? Taiga you seem to fail to realize that I like wine get better with time! The crowd boos as Spyke walks out on the stage and paces back and forth waiting for them to quiet down. Spyke The only thing you said worth listening to just now was that the more things change is the more the stay the same. Because the more I continue to drift away from the delinquent I was in the DVS and further place myself on the mantle of superstar greatness is the more you remain as the stepping stone of all those that come after you. You don’t believe me? You don’t want to hear me!? PLAY THE FOOTAGE! The footage of Spyke with the other members of the DVS Invasion beating down Taiga is played. Spyke See? Did you see them walk all over you Taiga!? You are nothing, you will never be anything, You will leave this business just as you entered it, a nothing, a stepping stone, nobody will remember your name, in the history books it will be listed “some chick Spyke destroyed for his first title before moving onto bigger and better things in the SWF” I have not strayed from my mission to save these people from the mundane crap you deliver in the ring and call a match. Tonight they will see the real definition of a champion, they will see DVS vs DVS one on one and they will know why I have continued to dominate month after month and remain Undefeated in singles competition. You? All you have to do is sit back and enjoy the experience. The new era is starting and I alone shall carry it on my shoulders to the top of the mountain and hold it high above the masses for I am absolute perfection in the ring and you my pawns are nothing more than the audience gathered to watch the destruction of everything you have known. Spyke takes the mic off and flips it into the air, not bothering to catch it as it hits the stage floor he returns to the back.

Doesn't matter what you make me look like babes, I've been re inspired and I don't think your write up will see the light of day. Shine my belt up, The DVS representative is taking home a new title

It took me 2 minutes to type Spyke with a wii mote. It's too responsive and the keys on the tv are too small. the slightest shift will screw you up. I mean this sentence alone is 5 minutes to type on a wii.

“DON’T YOU WISH YOU WERE ME!?”blares on the loud speakers before Spyke makes his out to the stage ramp as the fan boo him. He doesn’t even bother to bow and blow them a kiss as he normally does. He just makes his way down the arena ramp. Funyon Making his way to the ring at this time.... Spyke slides in through the bottom ropes and gets up in Funyon’s face. Snatching the microphone before he can finish introducing him he motions to slap him with a back hand before Funyon escapes out of the ring Spyke CUT MY DAMN MUSIC! Don’t you wish you were me cuts off as Spyke places the microphone to his mouth. Spyke Laugh it up, Laugh it all up, the great almighty Spyke who ran his mouth about how great the DVS is lost his first SWF tag match. The crowd cheers. Spyke Yeah, Yeah, Yeah well the laughs on you. First of all I am still undefeated in singles competition and will remain that was as I become your NEW WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION! The crowd boos and Spyke nods his head in approval as though he expected the response. Spyke See I am by far the best the DVS has to offer and I mean instead of teaming me up with X-Punk I get paired off with some joke who someone thought “Hey Spike and Spyke, lets team them up and make a clever gimmick infringed name off the two.” Well you can not put greatness with a half ass superstar like Spike Jenkins and expect me to pull of the impossible. Tonight I face the biggest sack of crap. The DVS superstar that handed me the loss one of your own SWF elite couldn’t do. Taiga “the squirt of semen that should have been shot in a sock rather than into a woman” Star Spyke gets a mixed reaction of boos for his insult but cheers for the mention of the cruiserweight champions name. Spyke Tonight before each and everyone of you she defends her title in a match that is my freaking speciality. She gets an opportunity to show you all that I am everything that I say I am as I defeat her one on one. No tag team gimmicks to hinder my in ring performance and when it’s all said and done you can boo, throw your cups, walk out of the arena in angered frustration but I shall stand before you as the savior of this company. As the man taking one step higher up the ladder in this company and those of you watching at home because you were too cheap to buy tickets you wont turn your televisions off because as much as you all hate me for speaking the truth you just cant get enough of me beating your heroes asses week, after week, after WEEK! Spyke drops the microphone having filled up his own confidence and bows for the crowd as his music starts up once again and he heads out the ring and back up the ramp.

Oh trust me after you got your win I'm keeping my eye on you. I usually check my opponents stats during my matches anyways so I use them well without having them looking weak.

Oh! Thanks for clearing that up

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it!

The scene opens up with Spyke standing by with Ben Hardy backstage already in a discussion about the line up for tonight. Spyke So what I don’t get is if we are the ones invading this place why the hell am I being teamed up with an SWF superstar. They don’t like us, I don’t like them. Is this some sort of revenge for me defeating yet another waste of space that they consider a challenge here? Ben Hardy Well if it helps you, your partner is quite an accomplished member here in the SWF Spyke Sounding unamused Yeah I’m sure he is.....What’s his deal? Ben Well his name is “Hollywood”Spyke Jenk... Spyke WHAT!? Ben Spike Jenkins Spyke His name is Spike.....? Ben Yeah. Spyke Who the hell names their kid Spike? Im doomed tonight Ben In all do fairness he is the former cruiserweight champion and um...Your name is Spyke too. Spyke Yeah S-p-Y-k-e! The “Y” makes me cool where as he’s S-p-i-k-e that’s the way a dog spells it. Im teaming with a damn dog tonight and you say he’s the former cruiserweight champion. Who’d he lose the title to? Ben Oh you are going to love this. Taiga Spyke TAIGA! He lost to TAIGA! It’s official I’m going into a handicapped match Spyke begins pacing back and forth And TAIGA! How the hell is she allowed to qualifiy for a cruiserweight championship? She’s like the size of three of me! Ben We’ll don’t look at the negatives. He was good enough to hold a title so that shows he knows what he’s doing in the ring. Also based on last weeks events in your interview with Emma word around the back is you sealed the deal just like Jenkins did a while back. Spyke looks around and with the most guiltiest face ever. Spyke I don’t know what you are talking about......This interview is over! Spyke walks off as Ben shrugs. Ben Hardy Well ladies and gentlemen there you have it....sort of tonight the team of Spyke Jenkins and Spyke take on Divefire and Taiga Star in what is indeed going to be absolute chaos in the ring. With so many factors like Spyke’s hatred towards Taiga and Jenkins looking for some retribution tonight against her as well along with her partner Divefire being the number one contender. Spyke might be right about one thing, He may have to prepare for a handicap match but it may become a three on one with Taiga on the receiving end!

Whoa i've been busy lately with work, DVS and neglecting here for Too Human on 360 but I'm back now and quick question to Manson....whatever happened to those stat changes I was supposed to be getting like how does that whole thing work?

You like multi man anything

The scene starts up with Spyke pacing back and forth. Already dressed in his attire for the night he is wearing an inverse of his usual pants (The pants are mainly Red and the designs are black). Emma is standing by with a glazed look in her eyes but a bright smile to distract the fact she appears to be lost. Spyke stops pacing to acknowledge her presence. He stares at her for several seconds and begins to scan her up and down as if he’s looking for an on switch. Suddenly she starts talking as though she just realized the cameras started up. Emma Dumas Emma Dumas here standing by with DVS representative, Spyke! Spyke how are you tonight Spyke I guess I’m okay. Two weeks, two wins. Emma Yes, Congratulations! Im so proud of you Emma claps as Spyke watches her a bit confused. Spyke Uh...Yeah....Thanks Emma Aren’t you scared though? Spyke Of the never ending fans that will begin to flock me? No, I welcome them all, Emma No silly! The word around the locker rooms is that Toxxic took note of what you said at Jamaican Me Crazy and you have a match against MANSON! The crowd can be heard screaming and cheering . Spyke looks around clearly embarrassed and impressed that he can hear the crowd all the way from the arena as he moves in closer to Amy Spyke Who? Emma looks stunned and the cheers turn into boos as Spyke shrugs and looks around some more before turning to her for an answer. Emma Manson! Spyke I face some generic kid during my debut, Then they place me in a match against some guy who seems like he should be at a salon in Malibu frosting someone’s hair. Now I have to face Marilyn Manson! What the hell!? Let me guess.... Emma No, It’s Spyke ...It’s some sort of rock of or Emo dress up contest. I swear.... Emma No, No, NO! You’ve got it all wrong Spyke! Just listen! Spyke crosses his arms and focuses on Amy’s chest. Emma Manson is a SWF Legend! Quite possibly THE legend of all... Spyke shakes his head as if he was snapping back to reality and places his finger on Emma’s lips before taking the microphone away from her. Spyke First things first. If your talking about legends in this business and my name is not in the middle, beginning or end of your sentence then you’re just speaking absolute gibberish and in case you haven’t noticed from last weeks match or the match before that, when I'm given gibberish to deal with I destroy it in the ring because I don’t like to have my time wasted. Comprende? Emma nods Spyke All jokes aside I know of your Manson and his record here but to me he’s just another Fabulous Jakey, a Taiga Starr or any one who steps into the ring with me. He’s just another stepping stone in my eyes. Someone to help etch my greatness into the SWF history just as I’ve had my name associated with greatness everywhere else I go. You don’t believe me, meet me back in my locker room when we wrap this up. Spyke winks at Amy and she giggles as the crowd groans in disgust by his sleezy charm. He turns back to face the camera; removing his finger from Amy’s lips. Spyke Manson....Raging Bull, The Savage......MESSIAH! You and I we both have something in common. You’re sitting back and your watching this, You’re wondering who the hell do I think I am, coming into your home, your place where you made you mark as one of the best and I belittle you. Perhaps I’m wrong and you don’t even care who I am. But we are both men on a mission. Both men who have a goal here in the SWF and while you have been here longer and I in a matter of weeks have already proven I have what it takes to “March with the big boys” Only one of us will walk out of the arena tonight still proving that he is in fact the absolute chosen one to save each and everyone of these people. The other? Well the other will just have a taste of what it feels like to barely survive the aftermath of Ground Zero and if I didn’t misunderstand the tapes...that’s a taste you are all to familiar with. Spyke smirks before switching the microphone off and flipping it over to hand it to Emma as the crowd boos at a fading image of him on the titantron.

Holy hell what did I start? o_O

lol your right, whoops. Amy Dumas is Lita

I'm sorry, I'll tune down the awesomeness that is a Spyke RP next time. It'll be seizure free

Im all late but yay! new stats

I think that was confirmed months ago on IGN.

UPDATE!basically a copy and paste from the DVS board which is a copy and paste from IGN This is taken straight from IGN as you'll notice if you read the following. Before even getting into this I want to add that I did my best to make TNA iMPACT sound and look exciting but with what I read and seen SVR09 has no competition this year. Sorry TNA maybe next year. The excitement of creating the Spyke Crusher as I always imagined it has hit me. That with the fact that the inferno match doesn't look like it will be a joke just makes waiting for this game feel like torture. You'll notice things in the game....minimal things that don't make or break the game but the fact its in there just makes you want to be glad your a wrestling fan. Most minimal and really has nothing to do with the gameplay that excites me is the fact that flicking the analog controller to the left or right changes the in game music to the next track. I think Def Jam Vendetta and NBA 2K8 are the only games I've played so far that can do that but anyway your dying for the pics and the news right? Well here goes: If you're a SVR hater, you might scoff at that little addition, but fans of the franchise should take note because it's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the polish being put into this title. After an hour and a half of playing and creating, I was digging my time with SVR 09, but it wasn't the match types that were making me cheer inside. I was marking out for the way the ropes sagged as Jeff Hardy put his weight on the taught lines. I was marking out because flicking the left stick skips the current track playing over most menu screens in favor of another licensed tune or wrestler entrance theme. I was marking out because load screens now display the stats you've racked up as whichever wrestler is on the screen -- your win/loss record with Triple H, your most played match type, etc. (Check out the detail in the arena) (PS3) I could go on -- and as you can see below, I obviously will -- but the gist of what you need to take away at the broadest level of SVR 09 is that THQ and Yuke's have taken the gameplay and controls that you now know backward and forward from SVR 08 and shined 'em up real nice. Don't worry though, they apparently haven't turned them sideways or stuck them up your candyass. The character models look more defined than ever, the championship belts fit snugly on character waists and appear polished as well as heavy, and the action seems to be a few frames faster, although both the PS3 and Xbox 360 will run at a solid 60 frames per second. Now, even though SVR 09 keeps the left stick to move, right stick to grapple scheme we all know and -- most of us -- love, that's not to say that nothing has been added. When you get dropped by a superkick or what have you in this year's game, you'll still be instructed to tap a button repeatedly, but when you pull yourself to your knees, you'll be able to hold down the triggers to enter a guarded state. Basically, if someone wants to kick you while you're guarding, you'll be able to reverse the strike and get up cleanly. If for some reason you can't get up and your opponent is stomping your corpse over and over again, the game will only let you take the punishment for so long before it generates a reversal that pushes the bad guy back and gives you the chance to get to your feet. There are other nifty tweaks and additions to the control scheme, but we'll chat those up when we get to them. For now, let's talk about the Inferno Match. Ever since the Undertaker and Kane stepped into the ring at Unforgiven 1998 and ring hands set fire to a barrier around the squared circle, the WWE fan base has dreamed of participating in a video game version of the Inferno Match. This year, THQ's delivering that vision. My inaugural bout in the flaming fight pitted my CM Punk against the one and only Matt Hardy. The entrances progressed as normal -- Punk trotting to ringside in his T-shirt (which hugged the champ's body and looked more realistic than ever) and Chicago-inspired trunks before wringing his hands in the middle of the ring; then, without a load screen, Matt Hardy's music blared and Version 1 ran to the ring -- and I got to see Punk pacing Matt as the fire round ringside illuminated his face. Then, the bell rang. The first thing you'll notice is that SVR 09's Inferno Match takes advantage of the fact that it's a video game. Rather than have some lame metal halo around the ring that actually houses the flames, the actual ring-rope sides of the ring are on fire. You pull off body slams and other moves, and, as the bodies impact, the flames shoot up. (Time To Play In Flames) (360) Think Go to Sleep is a gruesome looking finisher in real life? Take a gander at it as flames explode around Matt Hardy's impromptu dental work and the screen shatters like broken glass -- the broken glass bit is the new visual that goes off at the moment of Finisher impact and looks pretty damn cool. As you're pulling off these moves and the ring's belching towers of fire, a smaller box in the lower left corner is tracking the heat of the ring. It'll start at a bone-chilling 300 degrees and work its way up as the moves get more and more devastating. The rising flames also mean the screen's getting redder and redder. Anyway, when the pyro gets to a balmy 500 degrees, that's your chance to shove your opponent into the hellfire. To do this, you'll need to pull off a strong grapple and then work the enemy to whatever side of the ring you want with the left stick. If you're the dude getting dragged to the fire, you'll have to be on top of your face buttons to get out before you're lit up. When the strong grapple starts and you guys begin inching forward, your controller's face buttons will pop up near your HUD and you'll have to tap the buttons that are lighting up. If you pull off the taps quick enough, you'll break the hold and save yourself from third-degree burns. If you fail to keep up, the buttons will disappear as your opponent goes for the final shove into the fire and then the buttons will pop back up for one final command. Miss that move, and you're extra crispy. What happens when you go up like a brother of the Undertaker? The camera cuts to your dude rolling around ringside on fire -- a rolling/freaking out animation that stays on a disturbingly long time -- before fire extinguisher fog blasts in from the sides to save the day. There are other caveats to this match, such as the fact that you can't bounce off the ropes when the temperature is at its highest, the ring'll stick around that 500 degree mark for about as long as a momentum meter would flash, and so on, but one thing I can tell you is that this match is eye candy. Sure, it's goofy to see Triple H rolling around on fire, and it felt a bit sluggish moving a grappled opponent to the flaming ropes, but the fire growing and the roaring sound after every big move is a brilliant touch. I've played these games for a long time, and the close up on CM Punk rearing back on the Anaconda Vise as flames grew behind him might be one of the coolest shots I've ever come across. Even though I only got a brief taste of SVR 09, there seems to be a lot of nifty tidbits like the Inferno Match, and I'd personally put the refined Fighting Abilities in that category. Last year, THQ and Yuke's debuted Fighting Styles -- a grouping of abilities that gave benefits to the characters based on how they acted in the ring. This year, the developers are dropping the styles but keeping the abilities. Look at it this way: last year, Randy Orton was a Dirty Superstar. This meant that he had access to a bunch of dirty abilities such as removing turnbuckle covers and pushing the ref into opponents, but he didn't have access to the abilities that were in the Hardcore Fighting Style. This year, every Superstar will have six abilities. This means that single grappler can have the ability to remove turnbuckle covers as well as the ability to bash himself over the head with a chair to regenerate limb damage. These abilities are now independent. There's no longer a title you have to worry about. (BOOYA.....OH OH! I told you lay off all the hair products Matt) (360) Breaking the abilities up seems like it's going to amplify the individuality that Fighting Styles introduced. During my demo, THQ talked about trying to make this game feel more like WWE programming than ever before and the Fighting Abilities are a big part of that. For example, when was the last time you saw a match end in a simple Boston Crab or arm-bar submission hold? If a wrestler puts someone into a hold that isn't his or her finisher in real life, it's not likely the opponent is going to tap. For years, that hasn't been the case in SVR. If you wore the legs of Shawn Michaels down, he'd tap to the simplest of leg holds. That's not going to happen anymore. If you don't have the Submission Specialist ability, you can't make someone submit to a plain old hold. Now, don't get me wrong -- John Cena's no Submission Specialist but his STFU will make people submit because it's a Finisher/Signature move. That fact is universal, but nobody's submitting to a figure four unless it's a Finisher/Signature or the person pulling the move off is a Submission Specialist. If you haven't caught on in your years of reading IGN's SVR coverage, THQ is pretty good at keeping secrets. The company says that there are "big, big features" that it hasn't announced for SVR 09, but that didn't stop us from getting the dirt on a few more of the 20 Fighting Abilities. Possum Pin's one of the abilities, but it's been tweaked a bit from last year; this time, you have to spend a stored finisher to pull the move off. There's the Dirty Pin (using the ropes for leverage), Hardcore Resurrection (the aforementioned beat-yourself-up-to-heal move), Object Specialist (a proficiency with items from under the ring), Lock Pick (a one-button press that gets you out of submissions), Steal Taunt, and Steal Finisher. Beyond all those abilities were three that we found especially intriguing. Kip-Up is the tried-and-true Shawn Michaels move of kicking up from your back to your feet. A Superstar with this ability will only be able to do the move once per match and only when he's racked up critical damage. Once the guy pops up, he'll have a full momentum meter and be momentarily damageless. The next ability we really dug was Fan Favorite. We didn't get to see it in action, but what will happen is the Superstar will begin taunting and clapping in an attempt to get the crowd going. If the opponent doesn't stop the Superstar, the crowd will get in on the claps, they'll become deafening, and the foe will cover his ears and be open for an attack. The last "big one" we got to hear about was Resiliency. This is kind of an always-on attribute that won't be deployed by a button press but should definitely affect the way the game plays. In previous years, schooling the Hurricane was the same as schooling Triple H. If you knew your moves, you could dominate different guys in the same way. THQ's looking to fix that with Resiliency, a Fighting Ability that makes a main eventer feel like a main eventer when you're wrestling him. A Superstar with this ability will need more bang to knock on his buck. (Cena just sucks...no clever line for this.) (360) Now, to put down these main eventers, you're going to need some killer moves, and this year you'll get to make your own with Create-A-Finisher. As I'm sure many of you are aware, I was a two-time Backyard Wrestling Federation Champion before landing on IGN's doorstep. My title reigns were marked with drinking laundry detergent and a terrifying move known as the Greggy Guillotine -- a fireman's carry that spun out into a Stone Cold Stunner. I actually stole the move from the character creation found in N64's WrestleMania 2000, and I have been heartbroken every year since then to find it missing from the SmackDown series. Finally, my virtual Gruesome Greggy can pull off his very own finisher. Create-A-Finisher presents you with more than 500 animations to slot in up to ten steps that will make up your masterpiece. When I clicked on step one, I was taken to a list of all the available moves. Tapping the bumpers cycled through move subcategories such as blood-drawing maneuvers, taunts, holds, and more, while the right stick rotated the green guy demonstrating the moves as well as zooming in and out. Of course, there is no such thing as a DQ in the BYWF, so I choose to start the Guillotine animation with a swift kick to my opponent's groin. For step two, Gruesome Greggy yanks the foe into a fireman's carry. Step three spins the bad guy out into a Diamond Cutter position, and step four finishes the cutter. Sure, it wasn't the stunner -- only a few dozen of the 500-plus moves were available in the build I was playing -- but it was still awesome looking and a cinch to set up. With the move running next to my four-step layout, I decided the kick wasn't swift enough and jumped back to crank the speed of the blow up to 150 percent. With the brutal combination complete, I jumped in and named the move -- you can choose from a set of pre-assigned names if you want to hear the announcers say it or create your own title -- and saved the creation. From there, it was as simple as assigning it to an actual or created Superstar. Our final touchstone in our WWE afternoon was the revamped tag team match. Although the company's keeping a lid on all the bells and whistles under SVR 09's hood, THQ had no problem promoting the double team finishers, hot tags and more that this mode features. For our bout, we teamed up with a developer to become the Hardys (EXTREME!) and went up against Rey Mysterio and Mr. Kennedy. Jeff and Matt came out as a team and under the Hardy moniker, while Rey and Ken entered solo. (Who's that jumping out the sky? R-E-Y!) As Jeff, the match began with me perched on the apron watching Matt work. Since it announced that SVR 09 was overhauling the tag match, THQ has said that it's going to make the inactive tag team member still feel like they're part of the match. From my quick taste, it appears to be working. While Matt wailed on Rey, I could stalk around the two sides of the ring that touched our corner, I could jump to the arena floor, I could crawl into the ring, and I had a number of offensive moves I could pull off when the time was right. When Matt whipped Rey at the ropes, a button tap had Jeff yank the rope down so that Rey went flying. If Mr. 619 got too close to Jeff, I could use the right stick to grab the munchkin and hold him so Matt could get in a few shots -- however, I ran the risk of Rey reversing when I tried this and belting me in the jaw. If Matt decided to be selfish, I could also use the right analog stick to force the tag and get my time in the limelight. Tag teams are nothing without teamwork though, and SVR 09's got a wealth of options. There's a ton of double team moves -- think Jeff and Matt's copyrighted crotch/leg drop thing -- that can be set off by one player initiating a strong grapple and the other guy just grappling normally. On top of that, there are around 20 dedicated tag team finishers -- such as the Twist of Fate followed by the Swanton Bomb. Some of those double team finishers will be self-explanatory when you're rolling with an established squad, but if you're pitting Wrestler A with Wrestler B and the two aren't connected, you'll have to pair them from the main menu -- a lot like the old Create-A-Stable -- and assign the finisher there. (Team Xtreme) (PS3) Thankfully, tag teams will share a momentum bar, so there's no need to worry about tagging in a partner and losing your power. On top of that, the new Hot Tag seemed pretty cool. I let Jeff get beat on a bit by Kennedy, and then began holding the D-pad. Slowly but surely, the onscreen momentum meter began to burn and finally erupted in flames. When this happened, I just had to get Jeff on our side of the ring, and the camera jumped to a beleaguered Jeff making the weary, last ditch dive to tag in Matt. Like a ball of brutality, Matt leapt into the ring, took out the legal man, and then swung at Rey on the apron. As this happened, a button prompt appeared on the screen. If our partner piloting Matt hit the proper button, Rey would go down. However, our partner missed the prompt. Rey nailed Matt and ended the Hot Tag antics. (Im Loving all the photos of Cena getting his ass beat) (360) When I read the message boards or check the comments on an SVR story, I almost always see someone criticizing THQ for "putting out the same game every year." As a fan, you and I could argue the fact that there's always new arenas, wrestlers, modes, and more, but there is some truth to the criticism -- THQ constantly builds on what makes its games good. Although I've only logged a little more than an hour with SVR 09, this title seems to be building in the right ways. There's a more appropriate amount of echo in the ring announcers voices; there are four different crowds that will show up in the game's arenas; when a ref's counting a pinfall or ring out his voice now sounds as if it's coming from inside the ring and there are no more big, hokey numbers that pop up on the screen; and when Superstars such as the Undertaker perform finishers that end in a pin, the game's going to make the move flow so that the sequence doesn't end in a rope break. The character models look sharper than ever, the entrances are grand, we don't even know all the features yet, and there's going to be downloadable content. I am legitimately excited about this title, and I don't see how fans of the franchise couldn't be. (Dead Man Walking) (PS3) Published by: THQ Developed by: Yuke's Media Creations Genre: Wrestling Number of Players: 1-4 Release Date: US: November 2008 Europe: TBA Australia: TBA MSRP: $59.99 Also Available On:PlayStation 2, PlayStation Portable, Wii, Nintendo DS

Spyke3585 let me know you are from this board if you want to add me or i'll ignore the request. I mainly play wrestling games, GTA, rarely Halo 3 and quite a few games online.

Now I am probably one of the very least computer savvy people here so I'm looking for help. I've been spending the last 2 weeks doing my "work" and while I'm still pretty much lost but this is what I've come up with based mostly on Youtube videos: Dazzle Platinum is the best known of the devices. It comes with an editing program and is the cheapest of the devices priced for about $70. I was sure I saw it for like $49 at Circuit city. It's major flaw is that it cant record in HD which makes it pointless to me because If I was to buy it to record I would have to disconnect my HD connection and play my games in SD(Standard Def.) which completely eliminates the point of even having a HDTV. Hava's Wireless HD unit is second on the list. It seems to be pretty much what I'm looking for. It can record in HD and is pretty simple to set up. It's presumably priced at about $160 and again I saw a version of it at Circuit City but the guy helping me was a total know it all who didn't know it all. The version was ironically called the Hava Platinum and it looked different than the Hava unit I've seen in the Youtube videos but the box said it could stream video footage from the TV to the PC and you could record them. First off the guy sent me to the Television section. The guy in that department said he never heard of it and sent me back to the computer section. I explained to him that the Tech guy sent me to him and he just shook his head as if to say "why would he send you here?" So I head back and I go to get the Hava Platinum but the Tech tells me it doesn't record. I tell him "But it says it does right here on the box" and I point out the line that says it can record. He just shrugs and says go ahead and buy it and how if it doesn't work I can just bring it back. So at this point I'm a bit ticked at his arrogance but in the real world I'm generally a calm person so I look for a price and i don't see it so after waiting 2 minutes for his attention again I ask him for a price and the douche looks at me for 1 second and says its $250 so I drop the thing on the floor and walk out. Long story I know... Blitzbox HD-1 is last on the list and I only stumbled across this one in the video that explained how the Hava works. Its said to be under $100 and does basically what the Hava does but it doesn't come with an editing program. (Then again the Hava videos said nothing about an editing program) I really have my mind set on sticking to the Hava HD Unit since I know how to set that up and I'm looking to go to Best Buy next week to finally pick up the Hava Unit. I was just wondering if anyone knew about this stuff and if you do is there something else you would recommend. Also if you know anything about the 3 devices (Mainly the Hava or Blitzbox) could you fill me in on which is better and what not?