Shooter in a Wedding Dress

I've got a question!!!! How long have mods and admins been editing posts and then deleting questions about said edits? And if we're gonna do the whole delete everything I say about my posts being edited, can we at least remove the lame ass joke that this started with? It's only fair, and I just can't do it myself out of principle. I'll even forget the part about whoever did it taking the credit so we can properly make fun of him for his shitty, shitty edit. And I take offense not because I feel like you abused your power, I take offense because I love abusing power and to see someone be so poor at it is just embarassing. This will be the 5th time I've posted this, can't wait to see you all for 6!

But you spend all your time figuring out how much money your wasting on gas!..... That joke was really something about a year ago.

Grungy Punk? I deserve more credit than that. If he was talking about me he was probably Rob Reynolds, king of the internets. I can't believe I missed that.

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Oh god don't drag poor Nas down with you. I actually like some of his songs and wouldn't mind to keep it that way. And rejected by every female? Let's not jump off topic too much it might seem like you're projecting. Especially after calling me tough guy. I'm sure you're perspective is off a bit, what with you thinking beating chicks up is not only cooler than wearing sunglasses at night, but so cool you should make a thread about it... but it can't take much to come off as 'tough' to someone who brags about hitting drunk girls because even a legless midget with a bottle of 151 in his body could ironically leave his over-sized teeth on a curb. You should quote 2-pac next. Anything from around 1998, when he was dead.

Oh because I'm 6'3" and pretty sure my cock could beat you in an arm-wrestling match. That and I think you were born with some undiscovered form of fetal alcohol syndrome that's resulted in you being more useless than a gas-powered calculator.

Even if we are idiots and an embarassment to mankind, at least we can count on people to say the opposite once we're dead.

How can a short white guy be considered an uppity negro? I thought the age of irony was over? Brody are you the one with more balls than penis? If so, you should find a woman with a really big clit. It's practical and something to bond over.

Czech just gets me. If say in like the next month or so, a 14 year old asian girl shows up at your door and doesn't understand enough english to explain why, you're welcome.

I'll stick to my own hobbies thank you. I hope you brush at least twice a day.

Hold on I'm gonna go get my brother, he's in 4th grade, he should be able to help me with this.... Ok, ok, here we go.... U liks butsex mor!!!!

I never thought I'd say this in my lifetime without falling into some sort of black-hole, alternate universe, but... Anthony Anderson is too good for you.

Well that answers "what does AoO like talking about" if it ever comes up. You make fun of a guy once and he becomes a biographer...a poor one, but it's the intention that's flattering not the execution. A major snatch, yes, a lot of pathetic men have tried to get at me with little success, including AoO. I should know, I've had sex with more men than Milky, and they were all studs.

Well unlike the thousands upon thousands of other people who have also died today she at least let us know that shitty things can still happen to shitty people. So you can't say she didn't leave us with hope. RIP, because apparently that's what you say when people die, no matter what.

See the problem there Kamala is this whole "posting wrong" idea. The thought that there's a way to do things around here that goes above and beyond discussing a topic. There's rules, yeah, that's why you have sticky's at the top of a forum, if a guys not following a rule, show him the rule, if he continues not to follow the rules, ban him or call him names. But there's no established internet etiquette one must follow to post here. There's no reason we have to get on a guy for not using perfect grammar when we know exactly what he's saying. Everyone can like and dislike whoever they want, hell I give this guy more points than half the board for actually ignoring someone he doesn't like. Yet because he didn't see 14 people making fun of him for not using perfect english, he posted what he posted, and now you all reach the conclusion he's worthless. This idea of bashing someone instantly because they didn't properly format a sentence or didn't put enough thought into a 2 second question to make it perfectly readable and even enjoyable for everyone is just idiotic. We all know what he's saying when he's saying it, most of us have been around long enough to decipher even hardcore retard. The first person to come in this thread should of either left or pm'd a mod to have him get rid of it. But instead we went into "let's judge this guy here and now" mode and instantly decided he doesn't fit into our mold, he's not one of us. It doesn't get more creepy and isolated than that, and it happens with every new poster here. If you guys are done collecting posters and feel fine with the group you have here, close registration. If this is an open forum, which it currently is, don't be so unwelcoming. Fuck, just ignore new posters, going the extra step to pile-on them with usually little to no merit is just idiotic. I get an image of the "we don't take kindly to people who don't take kindly" guy from Southpark everytime I see one of these threads...

OOOOOoooooooooooooohhhhhhhh you said gimmick, meaning I'm a character who isn't a person with a real point but just a joke with the intent of nothing more than getting a reaction!!! Sorry but I'm just a dude, with a point, that you seem far too stupid to address. So maybe step to the side and let someone who can manage something with a little more substance than "eat my fuck" or "u iz a gimmick!" give it a try.

Yes, that's a wonderful example of what I meant when I said "thick shade of retard". Thank you for the helpful example. Glad someone's contributing.

Jeez if we're gonna try and distract from the point with jokes can we at least make them current? Nash quad tear jokes? Seriously? Fuck at least put Batista in there so it's remotely current. You guys aren't very welcoming, and you criticize new posters for doing things you've all done before. Work on it, unless you're going for the isolated, xenophobe feel. It's a shame to see the front door on a place as good as this be painted a thick shade of retard.

These fucking new posters, asking questions and not liking people! Let's ask them why they suck and make it a point to not like them!!!!

It's a scenario that will never happen. The only way that fight happens is if Brock leaves the UFC. That's the most likely way for it to happen and that's about as likely as me shitting 4 quarters after eating a dollar. So unless you see a need to discuss my ass making change I don't see a need for us to discuss something just as likely. Awesome show, I think I'd rather see Rampage/Forrest 2 before Rampage/Griffin, but either way. The light-heavyweight division is all kinds of crazy. Rampage beats Liddell, Forrest beats Rampage, Silva beats Jardine but Jardine beats Liddell but Liddell beats silva and Evans beats Liddell and Forrest who beat Rampage but Rampage beat Liddell but yeah you get the point. Try ranking that division without getting a headache. And can't wait for Mir/Lesnar 2. I was hoping for Nog/Lesnar but that was a win win either way, the rematch will do more for Brock.

We need a shot of Locke's toes, bet he's got like 4 and a half.

Well that's just plain aggressive. The fact that you haven't read any of the dictionaries I've gotten you over the years is just the icing on the tip of the iceberg shaped cake. I think we're gonna have to break up for realsies this time. I'm keeping your eyeliner.

Technically we all were "apart of" his wedding. You should make that a t-shirt, it's just hip and ironic enough to sell. And tell us Dama, how was that new vagina smell?

You don't have to start being passive aggressive! See Damaramu, there's worse things than getting fat! In other news, I got drunk and went to my neighbors last night in my glow-in-the-dark dinosaur one-sy to borrow their remote. They came to get it back this morning.

I had a theory about something, that may of been discussed here or elsewhere, I'm gonna tag it just incase... Not really spoilers but it's a damn good theory so I'm tagging it.