caboose

^Good question. What exactly is Quanza?

^Has a wicked bad avatar

Here you go. Here is me. The poster known as Caboose. Not that anyone cares.

Does the woot~! dance to celebrate Tim's birthday!

Do you know everything?

And I've just wrapped up the last one! Waiting for it to finish printing, and I'll be on my way to Northampton to hand them all in. They'll be C grades, but thats enough to pass the year and it wont bear relevance on my final degree after three years, so its all good. Thanks for those who helped or those who tried to get me banned (I'm looking at you Kotz and CWM). This has been a traumatic experience. I wish someone had taken a picture of my face when I realised I had to type four essays in ten hours. It'd be priceless. Catch you all later...

Good idea.

65 minutes to go... Memento was my second choice, but there are still aspects of the plot I don't understand and I saw Pulp Fiction two days ago so I know it quite well.

No-problem-John-Cena-wannabe

Yeah the first one was easy and I ripped through it. I've done three now and I've got 2 1/2 hours to write one more. But this is the one I'm positively stuck on: Film History 2: Discuss the use of editing to help construct narrative in any two films of my choice. One had to be one I studied and the other is an I choose. I've decided that 'The Battleship Potemkin' (studied) and 'Pulp Fiction' (my choice) are the two films. But after talking about the fast editing to help convey drama and panic in 'Potemkin' and after talking abou the obvious narrative order that Pupl Fiction uses, I'm all outta ideas. HELP! I've come this far, I can't fail now!

If I complete the four essays that I need to have done in five hours, will I become a 'Lucky Larry' or a 'Fortuante Frank'?

I am glad Test is getting some media exposure. If he is going to get pushed, then they might as well try hard at pushing him...

Coming from Mister Premature Ejaculation, thats rich.

Bastard.

Thanks to everyone helping. And CWM and Kotz thanks for the thought, I guess... I feel like a prick for doing play-by-play on my essay progress, so I'll stop.

Someday I'll be the first ever THREE TIME~! THREE TIME~! THREE TIME~! CHAMPION!

Hey! If they pay, i'm a lay.

1. Talk about Titanic 2. Talk about Pulp Fiction Last two I can't offer any advice. 1: I did talk about Titanic, and I've done the first one already! 2: Thats a good choice. Thank you VERY much. I might just make it...

American Studies 1: Discuss Hollywood and its reinterpretation of History to sell more cinema tickets. Film History 2: Discuss the use of editing to help construct narrative in any two films of my choice. American Literature 3: Is Edna Pontellier a selfish character? (The Awakening) Popular Culture 4: How relevant is Adorno' theory of the 'commodification' of popular music to today's music scene? 1 + 3 are easy enough, and I can type those in 3 hours. 2+4 are tricky, both require me reading up on them before typing. I may just get them done... If anyone knows anything about the topics, feel free to post. I'll be using the board as a vent of my annoyance...

I just found out I have until 12pm GMT on the 28th of August to type four 2000 word essays on various topics. That means i have just over 10 hours from now to do it. I thought I had until the 28th of September to do them, but under the advise of someone on my course, I looked again at my course handbook. And yep, in clear print, the deadline is 10 hours away. Here goes nothing...

I think I've figured out the swerve! Anglesault is going to reveal he actually is Kurt Angle with an keyboard!

^Also "Special"

Yeah I was the first Two-Time~! Two-Time~! Champion, but AS has become that as well. I always though there would have been three different champions and five different reigns had I not "left". Me (x2), AS (x2) and Zack.

Good luck you crazy old fool!

^Should know thats confidential information... ::Flashes De-Neuroalizer::