AngleSlam
August 31, 2003
Ladder Match for the OAOAST Title:
Zack Malibu Vs. Calvin Szechstein
Winner: All good things must come to an end. And that includes Zack's title reign, I think.
Retirement Match:
Caboose Vs. Stephen Joseph
Winner: Stpehen Joseph. I regret letting him write that match.
Tag Title Match:
The Dream Machines Vs. Featured Attraction
Winners: Featured Attraction.
X Title Match:
Mad Matt Vs. Ragdoll
Winner: Ragdoll.
CWM Vs. Hex Machina
Winner: Hex Machina to keep on ploughing through the roster.
Open Challenge:
PRL Vs. Any Member of the Navy on the ship
Winner: PRL.
Jailhouse Match:
Mystery Eskimo Vs. Jailbait
Winner: Eskimo because by inheriting control of IZ will historically make him egotistical.
Straight Wrestling Match (Cheating will result in Suspension):
Bizarro Blurricane Vs. Shocker
Winner: Shocker.
Reject Vs. Shooter Jay
Winner: Shooter Jay because Reject should be buried.
24/7 Title Match under Northstar's Rules:
Northstar Vs. Tim Moysey
Winner: Tim Moysey by unlikely interference from Anglesault.
Edward Robins Vs. El Dandy
Winner: Edward Robins because PIMPIN AIN'T EASY so El Dandy will be tired.
Street Fight for Control of IZ:
Banky Vs. Orion
Winner: Banky because he gets what he wants around here.
Finals of the Revolution Tournament
Winner: Me because I probably wont read all of it.