AngleSlam 
August 31, 2003 
  
Ladder Match for the OAOAST Title: 
Zack Malibu Vs. Calvin Szechstein 
Winner: All good things must come to an end. And that includes Zack's title reign, I think. 
  
Retirement Match: 
Caboose Vs. Stephen Joseph 
Winner: Stpehen Joseph. I regret letting him write that match. 
  
Tag Title Match: 
The Dream Machines Vs. Featured Attraction 
Winners: Featured Attraction. 
  
X Title Match: 
Mad Matt Vs. Ragdoll 
Winner: Ragdoll. 
  
CWM Vs. Hex Machina 
Winner: Hex Machina to keep on ploughing through the roster. 
  
Open Challenge: 
PRL Vs. Any Member of the Navy on the ship 
Winner: PRL. 
  
Jailhouse Match: 
Mystery Eskimo Vs. Jailbait 
Winner: Eskimo because by inheriting control of IZ will historically make him egotistical.  
  
Straight Wrestling Match (Cheating will result in Suspension): 
Bizarro Blurricane Vs. Shocker 
Winner: Shocker. 
  
Reject Vs. Shooter Jay 
Winner: Shooter Jay because Reject should be buried. 
  
24/7 Title Match under Northstar's Rules: 
Northstar Vs. Tim Moysey 
Winner: Tim Moysey by unlikely interference from Anglesault. 
  
Edward Robins Vs. El Dandy 
Winner: Edward Robins because PIMPIN AIN'T EASY so El Dandy will be tired. 
  
Street Fight for Control of IZ: 
Banky Vs. Orion 
Winner: Banky because he gets what he wants around here. 
  
Finals of the Revolution Tournament 
Winner: Me because I probably wont read all of it.