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  1. No not a match it's a battle of which McMahon can get a bigger pay cheque. Apparently Steph is not happy with the fact She doesn't get paid enough, hence stupidly long job title and a recent raise. Shane thinks that for the role Steph does in the company She gets too much money. (For the record Steph Got 350, 000 and change and Shane 470,000 last year.)
  2. I just realised something, actually that’s a lie I always knew but just never admitted to anybody, that I love crap wrestlers. Actually the worse the wrestler the more I like them. Call it the anti talent inversion factor. (Just because it sounds like something cool even though its silly.) As much as I like the Finlay’s and Jericho's of this world they can’t compare to a good old barely talented walking joke. It’s much more fun to watch somebody who is a half assed wrestler than it is to match a perfectly executed flawless match. Not that I complain about them mind. Take Carlito for example, He blows as many moves as He hits but I enjoy Carlito matches about a Billion times more than I do Jericho ones. Not because they are better just because I gain fun from wondering how well the particular match I am watching will be pulled off. With Jericho you know you will get something perfect or close, and that’s cool too, but with a Carlto anything can happen. Carlito is a wrestling god next to some of the walking, talking rejects that I love though. Bogeyman, The Goon, good old Nathan Jones. I love these guys for the very fact that they are crap. Even going back to the 80’s, Hogan and Savage were always of secondary importance to me. I was too busy enjoying Zeus and Uncle Elmer to care about them. I loved Warrior naturally. Is it crazy to be this fascinated with what is known elsewhere as wrestlecrap? It probably is but give me Doink the Clown vs. T.L. Hopper and I will be just as happy as if you had giving me AJ Styles vs. CM Punk. I don't like crap just because it is crap. I like stuff that is so goofy and crazy that it is actually solid gold and infectiously entertaining to watch. Snitsky, for example. Many liked to say "oh, you only like Snitsky because it's the new silly trend to like stupid things", but Gods honest truth, I absolutely LOVED watching Snitsky as a character. Not so much in the ring, but certainly his crazy promos, the baby-punting and the foot fetish. It was all capitvating TV and I felt better for having watched it than had I never seen it. To most, probably correctly, the guy is a useless goof with no business being in the ring and a childish character (well, at first at least). But it was so over the top and played so beautifully by Snitsky himself, that I got a huge kick out of it, and he quickly became a weekly highlight for me. Pity he's gone WCW in its dying days is similar. In theory, it should be a little harder to swallow because of the ramifications (the company went out of business), but I'll be damned if the ineptitude of Nitro and Thunder for its final two years weren't so bad that they very nearly became good. WCW was at least unintentionally hilarious when the product was a stinking lump of garbage. But on the flip side, there is the plain bad, and that doesn't really float my boat as much. Some of the WWE Divas and The Goon for example's sake, I didn't find the same enjoyment from. Ditto for Eric Young, the Kiss My Ass Club, the Big Fat Oily Guy/Big Dick Johnson, etc. They're just bad in the sense of being bad. So, um what do you think. Do you garner as much fun from the crap as you do the gold in your wrestlers?
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    How to swear in Chinese

    Mandarin uses four tones to clarify the meanings of words. Since many characters have the same sound, tones are used to differentiate words from each other. The four tones in Mandarin are: high level – first tone rising – second tone falling rising – third tone falling – fourth tone Pinyin uses either numbers or tone marks to indicate the tones. Here is the word ‘ma’ with tone marks: First tone: ma1 or mā Second tone: ma2 or má Third tone: ma3 or mǎ Fourth tone: ma4 or mà The tones are used to determine the meaning of a Mandarin word. So mǎ (horse) is very different from mā (mother). When learning new vocabulary you must practice both the pronunciation of the word and its tone. The wrong tones can change the meaning of your sentences. The following table has sound clips which allow you to hear the tones. Listen to each tone and try to mimic it as closely as possible. Enough with the teaching all you really want to do is say Fuck right 操 [cào] fuck 吊儿郎当的 [diào ér láng dāng de] Give a Fuck (We save give a fuck as opposed to Don't give a fuck.) 操你妈 [càonǐmā] fuck your mother 操你妈的屄 [càonǐmādebī] Fuck your mother’s/mom’s cunt 我看起来像是不在乎吗? [wǒ kànqǐlái xiàngshì búzàihu ma?] do I look like I give a fuck? 傻屄 [shǎbī] Stupid cunt, or describes something as being very stupid 性虐待 [xìnɡnüèdài] A kind of sexual perversion, obtain sexual satisfaction by abusing the opposite sex or an animal. Used in this instance as a word to make fun of somebody. As in you are just a "性虐待". 肏 [cào] A term to describe the male action of sexual intercourse in a vulgar way. 王八蛋 [wángbādàn] bastard 坏蛋 [huàidàn] bastard 坏东西 [huàidōngxi] bastard; scoundrel; rogue 混账 [húnzhàng] scoundrel; bastard; son of a bitch 娼妓 [chāngjì] prostitute 娼妇 [chāngfù] bitch; whore shit (rubbish,nonsense) 狗屎
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    Stand up if you like crap wrestlers

    That man is my hero. When he pinned HBK at MSG for the 123, for the acronym world title, I was ecstatic.
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    The WWE Caption Game!

    The dance practice wasn't going well after both men tried to lead.
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    Simple question do you laugh at clowns or do do you know that secretly every clown is evil. I have never met a clown I didn't find creepy, not even fun Doink. For me I think it stems back to when I saw the circus as a kid, I was walking around a tent when I saw Two clowns half in make up smoking and chatting up Two Girls. I always hated clowns after that.
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    Punk's booking?

    I'd have him announce before hand he's cashing it in, like RVD in 2006 or whenever it was. Judgement Day is being held in Chicago this year, so I'd have him cash it in there against John Cena. Punk can give it his all, almost winning the championship, but Cena can get the win. Afterwards, the two can shake hands and whatnot. This way, it'll mark the first time the MitB winner has had an unsuccesful cash-in, and we don't have to sit through another disasterous Punk reign. Or maybe I'd book Punk to do what he did last time (and everyone else other then RVD has done) and take advantage of a situation where he can take the title, then i'd book him like he actually is the champ rarther then job him out to all the main eventers which no matter if you like Punk or not is not the way you book the main title in your company once its on someone. If you don't think someone will be a good champ, don't give him the title is the way I look at it. So once Punk has the belt book him and thus the title strong until you put it onto someone else How would you do it?
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    Its 1 am Central and 25 guests are here...

    troll 1 (trl) v. trolled, troll·ing, trolls v.tr. 1. a. To fish for by trailing a baited line from behind a slowly moving boat. b. To fish in by trailing a baited line: troll the lake for bass. c. To trail (a baited line) in fishing. 2. Slang To patrol (an area) in search for someone or something: "[Criminals] troll bus stations for young runaways" Pete Axthelm. 3. Music a. To sing in succession the parts of (a round, for example). b. To sing heartily: troll a carol. 4. To roll or revolve. v.intr. 1. To fish by trailing a line, as from a moving boat. 2. a. To wander about; ramble. b. Slang To patrol an area in search for someone or something. 3. Music To sing heartily or gaily. 4. To roll or spin around. n. 1. a. The act of trolling for fish. b. A lure, such as a spoon or spinner, that is used for trolling. 2. Music A vocal composition in successive parts; a round. No thats not right... troll 2 (trl) n. A supernatural creature of Scandinavian folklore, variously portrayed as a friendly or mischievous dwarf or as a giant, that lives in caves, in the hills, or under bridges. Well maybe but I don't think so... troll 3 internet Noun a person who posts deliberately inflammatory messages on an internet discussion board Verb to post such a message Bingo! We have a winner (loser.)
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    XBLA Community Games

    Those are Arcade games, not Community games. Yeah I just noticed the thread was about the homebrew community games.
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    TSM Death Pool -- 2009

    J. G. Ballard (author) anybody? Wrote Crash and Empire of the sun.
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    Gay Wrestlers

    A former WWE(f) world champion is rumoured to be gay. Which one is up to you to guess.
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    The TSM Fantasy Game - Season Two

    Ok I will keep my team intact for now then.
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    Mystery computer virus Conficker threatens to wreak havoc

    This turned out to be a bit of an over worry. I don't personally know anybody affected. It has affected computers of that there is no doubt, but no more so than most virus. Seems to be easily blocked by a good virus check programme.
  14. I don't really know so much about Alberto, nor about Peru to really have an opinion. Just what I read in the papers, and saw on TV during the trial. Judging by what I do know though he deserves it.
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    Looks like a good match line up. Might have to catch this show.
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    The TSM Fantasy Game - Season Two

    Can you keep the same team? Or do you have to change?
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    SD! Spoilers 4-17-09

    Yeah Gail has done topless before in Korea. Now somebody give me pictures of Jeff Hardy naked.
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    Used to post there, but there are too many chaff amoung the wheat in those posters.
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    XBLA Community Games

    Well I only really play 3 community games. Texas Hold 'em, Uno and Bomberman. Anybody who has played bomberman will tell you how much it is worth. As for the other two if you like poker and if you like Uno then well worth the points.
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    Rick Rude

    Ithought Rude had plenty of success in the F, sure he never won a world title but that aside.
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    Punk's booking?

    What was wrong with Punks title reign? Not his fault they booked him to look weak. Im all for Punk winning the belt against Cena in Chicago as I will most likely be attending. No it wasn't his fault that he was booked to look so weak. You supplied your own answer though he was booked to look so weak. Particually in the half assed way he lost the title.
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    How to swear in Chinese

    The few remaining like you? No offence but best you leave TSM to the real posters who are left.
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    How to swear in Chinese

    I'm picturing your mother. The picture made me blind.
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    And yet someone so 'next-level' couldn't see the sarcasm in 'killing it' and 'long walks on the beach'? Just doesn't fit the profile. See, when you piece it all together, from the original horrible quote edit, to the 14 that followed, to your sudden change of heart and attempt at changing intelligence, it just doesn't come off like someone waiting for a pm. Comes off more like someone who had no idea what they were trying to accomplish at any point, and just ended up being my bitch. I appreciate the effort, but when you come to a thread with no real point, at some point it's gonna become obvious. Take this moment of reflection and realize that although you may of been told you can play with the big boys, you were told by a bunch of little children who've never actually played with big boys. Feel free to make that into something about me being gay, yeah it'd be lame, but lame's a step up for you, and at this point I'm starting to feel bad... Can you read? I said they were not insults as I was too lazy to post actual insults. Not wanting to waste my time on you and all.
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    Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission... Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you? I've seen more life in a down and out's vest. You're red shirt goes well with your eyes... Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly? Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes. You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo. I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high. You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control. He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade. If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO! You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face. You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it! I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job. Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today? Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in? Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice... I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college. Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper? Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since! I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock. Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap! I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT' Sorry but I couldn't be bothered to come up with a new insult so I just copied the best. After all you wouldn't look at a turd after you shat it into the toilet. Speaking of which time to print all your replies and use them to wipe my arse with.