Live Free or Battlenuts

TheFranchise edited this post because.. He could. Don't close threads, its unethical!

Sick sadly. I made some burgers with some chop meat I wouldn't recognize as spoiled, and I'm now paying the price with a mean case of mud BUTT. And yes, the burgers were delicious.

I called that one, should be the funnest guest so far. Odds he and Big Show have a stare down are currently at 1-5.

After making all that progress, you go back to not just being a fag who edits posts, but a fag who'll close a thread to give himself the last word? It's one thing to piss on progress, but to regress so badly into what can only be called a megafag, that's just making my eyes rain. We get it, you stick around here but you got your dick in the door over there and it's getting rubbed. That's cool, all I ask is you keep the fagulation at the spot where they're giving out handjobs. Seems fair.

It's sad, but that's as close to a Rock/Austin style exchange we're likely to see. And wow. Santino and ZZ Top! They go together like peanut butter and a car battery.

"Pound you face into mush"!? It's amazing to see how much the bar has been pushed since cans of whoop ass and pies of putang.

Oh yay, there's nothing more exciting than a match between two guys booked like Superman and two guys booked like a Superman villain's lackies. Really is a nice contrast though. Shame it makes for the most boring type of match imaginable.

All of them actually died last year in the same plane crash. So this is terribly insensitive, especially considering their mothers all post here in remembrance. I mean seriously, if anything I just said were true, you'd be a real asshole Heel. Seriously though, happy birthday you gaggle of randomly named bagel fuckers.

Probably the lamest guest host/s so far. Performance, main event declaration, one backstage skit and for the love of god nothing else. Any matches announced already?

I'll grace the Raw thread with my presence, but you must realize, stupid people draw. Jerry Springer has been on the air for almost 2 decades, and it's not because he's a good talk show host. When these fags bring up their forum/faggot box it gives me an opportunity to call them fags, and I'm not gonna miss an opportunity to call a fag a fag. I lose my captain obvious badge if that happens. Many people feel the same way/are in contention for the captain obvious title. Plus, it provides assholes like 909 a chance to prove me right. They love that almost as much as trying to prove me wrong. In fact, wave, because there's a 909% chance three to five of them are viewing right now. Let's hope we get lucky enough to see a post.

Someone's editing posts in this thread... and I'm not wondering why.

I thought the gallon of milk and fresh whole rabbit were more telling.

Don't insult niggers like that.

Sketch it out if you have to I'm not a fucking dictionary.

Well that's not gayer than two hot dogs wrestling over a gopher hole at all.

But I want a shirt with four wolves!!!

What's the story behind this one? She says it every time she sneezes. It's one of those horribly true things people will mostly never know.

This is why I don't believe that for a second. The basic science behind being knocked out is not hard to understand, your skull gets rocked and your brain bounces back and forth in your skull triggering a black out. It's that snap action where you see a guys head do that quick little back and forth. What makes a head snap back and forth easily? A weak neck. Brocks neck is a fucking tree trunk, and it's gonna take someone with some serious fucking hands to make that head bounce. I wouldn't be suprised if he goes the rest of his career without being laid out. Rocked, sure, but it's gonna take the hands of God to put that fucker out cold.

The dude is a fucking gorilla. At this point he should be ending fights by throwing a barrel onto his opponents, because he's just donkey-konging guys. GSP is still GSP. I don't think he's gonna tested until we get him vs Silva, and Silva still has Forrest and probably another match with Henderson to get past first. If Silva loses one of those and the mystique is gone, do they still do it or say fuck it? GSP's quickly running out of challenges. And thank god for that second shot on Bisping. If there's anyone I don't mind taking a shot on the ground, it's Bisping. I had a feeling Hendo would catch the dancer, and I'm glad it was right.

It's a good thing. When the easy stuff doesn't work the truly talented shine. There's nothing this reality tv world needs more than talent. Don't you long for a world when a black cop and a white cop are just two cops, and not worth making a movie about? I do.

It's a shame this is 2009. That might actually be relevant and/or funny if it weren't.

Not a good couple of days for McN's.

"Pussy farts." - Michelle Obama

Punk finally going heel is wonderful. A guy with a straight-edge gimmick in the world of the WWE is just tailor made to be a heel. Jeff Hardy is the perfect feud to start with, aside from the subtle irony of a guy with a drug problem being the good guy and the guy who condemns drug use being the villain. This could really make his career, it's risky if it fails because you alienate all the little emo kids who were loving him, but I can't see Punk not making the most of this.

Looking for hairless thighs at a wrestling forum is like looking for fat on Skeletor.