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    kkk Bowl IV: Week 1

    Bob, you should post your picks sooner rather than later. I want some taunting time, and won't get much of a chance if you wait until the last minute.
  2. The best scat video I've ever seen was from Brazil. It was a large group of women, some attractive/some not so attractive, having a piss/poop/puke "orgy". It just went on and on and on. The Germans make a pretty good scat movie, too, IMHO.
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    1st day of College...

    Wait ... and ... are you sure you really went to college?!?
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    Agent of Oblivion

    Listening to GG's albums is tiresome. Watching videos of his spoken word & concert performances, though, is terribly entertaining.
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    Is there any way...

    Just pretend it's chocolate. Sweet, delicious chocolate.
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    How To Spice Up Smackdown...

    Spoilerz: Bret Hart is going to lead teh invasion!
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    Celebrity Crushes

    When I was young, it was the character Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. Not necessarily the actress, but the actress PLUS the bitchy character ... fired me up as a pre-teen. Currently, it's probably Suicide Girl Reagan. And in a pedo-kind-of-way, Lynx and Lamb Gaede. Not sure if any of those three count as celebrities, though.
  8. Because Milky is so-much-more than "some dude" ... he's incomparable with most other people. I don't think Leena wants that nastiness with just anyone, she wants it with Milky. Who could blame her?
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    Please remove me from DRH 502's nuts

    Lushus just won this thread.
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    Please remove me from DRH 502's nuts

    Any idea whose nuts you're going to go to next, bob?
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    This is the NFL Preseason Thread

    No one's hating on the Dolphins ... people are saying that they're a Wild Card caliber team. that's the part that we're all questioning. They'd have to win the WC game on the road, and then - likely - travel to two division winners and beat them as well. I just don't see that happening. They're a good team, probably 9 or 10 wins ... but I'd be awfully surprised for them to even make the AFC Championship Game, let alone win it AND then the Super Bowl. The Pats would be smart to take a #1 & a conditional pick from the Jets, or a #1 & #2 from Seattle. Of course, the Jets would be idiotic to trade their #1, which is likely going to be a top 5 pick.
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    8/31: Change Is Good, Counting It Isn't

    You made the wife cut the lawn? You're so pathetic.
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    LOST

    While I'm not a huge fan of the love-triangle subplot, there are definitely people that do like it (e.g. women, I'd presume) ... and it gets a lot of press, so those of us that don't dig it might be in the minority. And I really can't see them killing of Kate, unless it was a season cliff-hanger or a sweeps week thing. Some of the characters are really safe, in my eyes, and she's the safest one of all. And in my opinion, Kate's the most attractive person on the island. Claire's 2nd, Sun's 3rd.
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    Herpes

    I got it from sitting on a public toilet. I swear.
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    The Smart mark confessional

    Oh, I most assuredly agree, Vyce. Sometimes I act like a little bitch, though, so maybe it'd be hot for me to do it, too. And having said that, I'm not actually going to do so. I'm too fucking old for that ... it's just something that I kind of fantasize about. EDIT (and it's like 10 minutes later, so this is a serious 'oh, I should really go back and make sure I've stressed this fact' kind of edit): Yes, it's only sexy when girls are cutters.
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    LOST

    Cool article, thanks for posting it, Mole. Season three should be good ... it seems like a lot of the people involved in the show really took the criticisms that season 2 rec'd to heart, and are going to make amends (for lack of a better word) this season.
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    The Smart mark confessional

    I harbor secret desires to be a cutter. If I was younger, and thus it'd be acceptable as a "he's just young & stupid" kind of thing, I would probably be one.
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    Fucking with telemarketers, pt. II

    As someone that did some time as a telemarketer, the calm "Please take me off your list, I'm not interested" people are the most annoying. I preferred the wacky people that thought that they were 'fucking' with me or proving a point to the ones that calmly told me that they were all set. I was only there to get a paycheck, it's not like I had a commission plan ... if someone wants to spend 15 minutes screwing around with me, that's 15 minutes less of real work that I had to do. And I just felt bad for the people that actually were interested in my pitch. If you're in such bad shape that you're willing to refinance your home because some stranger called you at random at 6:30 at night to offer it ... you've got problems.
  19. Same here. The guy was an idiot for punching the kid first, but the kid pretty much deserved a smack. Technically, a few of those kids deserved a smack or two.
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    Worst Band Names

    Johnny Marr was in The The. Chicago is not a band bad name. Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark Gnarls Barkley Yeah Yeah Yeahs The Promise Ring Say Anything Fall Out Boy The Academy Is... I used to be a pretty big fan of The The back in the day ... and by back in the day, I mean mid/late 80s. And I have no issues with Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark ... just because everyone always called them OMD. As long as the band name can be abbreviated to three letters and sound good, I don't really care what the actual words are. e.g. Grivevous Bodily Harm is a bad band-name, but GBH is a good band name.
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    lovecraft231 is dead

    lovecraft ... and you'll always be lovecraft to me ... I don't like the new name. You were one of the only other alpha/numeric combinations that wasn't lame. (implying, of course, that I'm not lame).
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    8/29: #58, Katrina, Bathroom Breaks

    I wear my shirts buttoned to the top that way. It's a carryover from the skinhead day. Not that Mark Karr is a skinhead ... but just because he does doesn't mean I can't. Or does it? And the biggest heartbreak in that "clown acrobat" tragedy isn't the fact that kids had to witness it. It's the fact that only one clown acrobat died ... next time hopefully a bunch of them get wiped out. Damn freaks.
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    The Real World - Key West

    Yeah, because it's so shocking that reality shows edit footage to make someone look bad. What did the kid expect when he signed up to be on the show, that MTV would make sure he looked his very best at the end? Yeah, that'd be exciting to watch.
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    Gang Wars v2.0: Draft Declarations

    Leena, even if I'm not in, which I'm not ... you can still insult me periodically. And the rest of you can, also.
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