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Em & Dre vs. 50 and the Game in a battle to the death. Em's working a handicap match though since Dre's going to manage and produce instead of kicking ass and taking names. However... An Ice Cube run-in for the Dre side on the posers delux would be wonderful though. Fuck, the Game's fake and 50's a publicity whore with no soul.

It's like a right of passage or something for famous people to give retarded ass names to their kids. Fuck, I don't care how rich the kid's family is, they've still got a douchebag name and no amount of money will wipe away that scar.

Not everyone can marry an Anna Benson. Unless you're a baseball player who enjoys taking the "workers" from the strip club home with you. I don't see the Rocket or Mrs.Rocket letting that shit fly in the Clemens boys house.

If Bud Adams ever fires Jeff Fisher, he deserves to have one of his used cars fall on his old ass. Fisher's a really good coach who doesn't piss off or bother his players. He's got "the touch" it takes for someone to be a good head coach in the NFL. He's not as chill as Tony Dungy but he knows how to get through to his guys without going all Buddy Ryan on them and yell and shit.

It's like Russo's been the booker for the Steelers for like the past 10 years. They just can't break on through and win it all without some on-field hijinx occurring at the worst time (AFC title game, etc.).

Regular Marvel Universe origin of Venom (plus Animated one) > Ultimate MU origin of Venom. Sadly, I could see the movie folks going with the Ultimate version of Venom's origin though. It's just easier to spoon feed to fans at this juncture since Eddie Brock was never established as a character in the movie series like he was in the cartoon (which I always enjoyed more than the actual version of Venom's origin in the comics).

Yeah, but with a World Series ring to his resume, he'll have a chance to hook up Eva Longoria. Tony Parker better watch his back if the Clemens boys are in town...

I'd dump Cowher as head coach before I'd dump Shanahan. At least Mikey's got the Superbowl bling. The Rooney family will never drop Cowher though unless he's caught on film fucking a sheep or Terry Bradshaw in the ass. If they didn't cut him before, like '97 to '01, then I just don't see them cutting him loose now since Pitt *finally* has a legit QB at the starter spot. Watch, Cowher's going to be coaching that team 15 years from now.

Yeah, the Cowboys could *really* use one of this year's top QB prospects. So could the Chiefs. I'd like to say the Raiders...but Walter Jones got picked up last year and I want to see what he can do before the Raiders throw him underneath the bus.

Astros in 7. Killer B's > Big Hurt Let the Cubs be the first Chi-town MLB team to win a World Series says I. Sure, the White Sox fans have been fucked with by Jerry Rheinsdorf over the years ('89 move, '94 strike, '97 White Flag trade, etc.) but the Cubs fans have stuck by their team through thick and thin and I admire that in them. I just like the story for the Astros: the Killer B's get their rings, Clemens gets his ring with the hometown team and his oldest son also gets to pick up World Series honors since he's with them too now. The Clemens boys are going to get so much pussy if their dad pulls out the W for the Stros. Goddamn.

Yeah, I could see Seattle getting the win at home. But, they've got no one on defense who I see breaking down Dallas' offense and sacking Bledsoe out of the game. Dallas has a really good defense, which is why I don't see Shaun Alexander winning this game for his team. Dallas' 2ndary will shut down the the Seahawks ground game if there's a God. Otherwise, throw Hasselback, THROW! But, the Broncos are on a roll as long as Jake Plummer doesn't INT the team into a 2nd place finish in the AFC West. I despise the troll but Mike Shanahan is one of *the* best coaches in the NFL and games will not be lost because of something he does to fuck up. It'll be the team's fault, not his. Elway schmellway says I. Shanny can win without him and the Denver fans calling for the troll's head are fucktards who don't know when they have a good thing. Shanny's been one of the best coaches in the NFL for 10 + seasons and that probably won't change anytime soon. Take into account I'm a Raiders fan so I expect for Al Davis to send leg breakers over to my house any day now... Coughlin isn't a pushover for a coach either. I don't expect the Broncos to blow the G-men out but they've got some big guys on defense who could light Eli up badly since I still think that O-line of his can be just as lazy and weak as Detroit's sorry ass fat fuck line. The G-men's O-line need to cancel out Denver's reject Browns crew and LB corps (which is one of the best in the league right now). This game will be gut check time for the Giants and Coughlin. It should be fun to watch.

The Texans should use every one of their picks on O-linemen. I'm not kidding either. They've got a good QB, a durable RB, and decent WR's but no linemen worth speaking of. Either draft a gang of fat fucks for the O-line or else draft some defensive playmakers, which they could just get through FA deals really. They should not draft a QB or RB. They need fat fuck help and defensive ballers more than anything. And a good coach.

Brock Lesnar vs. Bill Goldberg is money in the bank.

Thank goodness Dusty Baker isn't on the list. I could see DePodesta and McCourt hiring both him *and* Barry Bonds. I don't think either DePo or McCourt bleeds Dodger blue or has a soul for that matter.

Detroit at Cleveland: I don't trust the dog pound here. Detroit's lazy ass offense could either shine or die here. The Lions have the better offense (in theory) and that's where I think they'll get the upper hand and the W from in this game. Green Bay at Minnesota: This is my long shot pick. The Vikes need the win here *badly* and I would hope they're thinking the same way. Minny in a shocker win. Indianapolis at Houston: The Colts should cruise through this game barring some intense heat. David Carr could be forced into retirement after this game. Kansas City at Miami: I like Miami home. That's all I can say. New Orleans at St. Louis: The Saints are probably going to cripple Martin after last week's tough loss. I see the Saints getting some revenge in this game at the Rams' expense. Pittsburgh at Cincinnati: Game of the weekend. I think Cincy's offense can hold off the Steelers defense and Cincy's offense is better looking than Pitt's right now, what with Big Ben hurting after last week. San Diego at Philadelphia: Fuck Andy Reid's 6-0 off-week record, SD's got LT, Gates, McCardell, and a healthy QB unlike Philly. LT's going to run right through Jevon Kearse and Brees is going to pick apart Philly's overrated 2ndary. San Francisco at Washington: The Skins should win this game 60-something to 3 or nothing. Anything else will be unacceptable. Dallas at Seattle: Dallas has the better offense, the better defense, and the better 2ndary. They're more even on offense but, fuck, Dallas' defense is the real deal this season and Mike Holmgren's not going to out coach Bill Parcells, even with Dallas' Flozel Adams out for the season. Seattle doesn't have *any* killers on defense and I don't see them causing Big D's offense many fits. Baltimore at Chicago: Chi-town should win this game in a blowout. Oh man, the Bears D could end up raping Baltimore's weakass offensive line here. Watch as Jamal Lewis gets hurt in this game and ends up going on the DL for the season... Buffalo at Oakland: WIN MUTHAFUCKERS! goddamnit... Denver at N.Y. Giants: Denver's defense is going to run roughshod over the G-Men's weakass offensive line and light Eli up badly. Jake Plummer's also looking good so far this season and I don't see Eli out dueling him on offense with his crew of misfits. Tiki Barber's not going to do much here. Tennessee at Arizona: Why not? Maybe McCown will get his head on straight for this game (hopefully). Monday, Oct. 24 N.Y. Jets at Atlanta: Both teams have killer defenses but the Falcons have the advantage on offense with Mike Vick leading them. But, the Jets have the better 2ndary so I would *hope* that Atlanta doesn't try to get Vick to go pass happy in this game because someone on the Jets *will* get a Vick INT if he gets too excessive with the throwing.

Funny enough, Kobe Bryant actually said he was in favor of the dress code. "We're talking about *clothes* here people, it shouldn't be a big deal." I agree. Ripper, you've got good intentions with your arguments but Charles Barkley really did a good job on the Leno Show of explaining why the dress code shouldn't be made a big deal out of and how many of today's young players have no perspective about the NBA's past. It was a really good argument. Don't be a bitch though and quit posting here because some people disagreed with you about this deal. Please, don't. You're one of the NBA guru's here whose posts I always enjoy reading since they're normally spot on about the players on teams. Carry on.

Who's the best guy for the skipper job with the Dodgers, Al?

All hail the King! Happy birthday.

I'm sorta surprised you haven't graced us with any of your stories of drunken or faded debauchery yet IDRM. What gives man? You're like slipping. This thread was *made* for you.

Happy birthday gtd. Sorry about my lateness.

This thread needs more Dolly Parton.

Yes. After tomorrow night's episode, I'll just change the title of this thread into an OAO thread. I doubt it'll reach Buffy levels though.

Jess, I say this as a total friend: You are batshit crazy sometimes, man. WE STILL LOVE YOU THO~

None of those guys could spell worth a damn, especially undertaker68. JOIN TEAM HAVOK

Like Bud Selig needs a fixed game scandal on his already glowing resume...