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I feel for Mr. Reso...such a great performer that got misused beyond belief. Christian moving to Smackdown was such a lousy move. He was getting so over earlier this year on Raw. He was one of the best guys to watch every week. And then he went to f'n nothing. He's been a great company man, as well...he did whatever WWE wanted him to do...remember the whole Ass Cream deal? I was lucky enough to meet him at an event a while back...really friendly guy. Hopefully he'll be back and maybe WWE will realize what they lost.

That's actually brilliant, dude. You got me laughing out loud over here.

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Just what this match needed. TV: Off.

Haha, Coach's voice died. This is his Wrestlemania.

It's just real recognizing real. Ya heard?

If the show ended with Ric Flair walking in the back and getting sneak attacked by HHH after a distraction from Katie Vick (real life zombie), I'd order Taboo Tuesday 14 times and also buy all their merchindise online.

VISamania would run wild. LOL @ the fans chanting You Tapped Out at Cena. Excellent.

All this RAW needs is for Bret to come down, join with HBK, then for Vince to come down and beat up Bret. And then next week, Vince pulls stuff out of Bret's ass. And then the week after that...they never speak of Bret again. That would be key.

There's enough time to feature the Divas, who are actually a draw in the company, and Benjamin too. Just look at the last two years of RAW. There are other storylines that you should directing your disgust at - ones that aren't even furthering active competitors and ones that will have a dead-end blowoff. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know, I'm venting. But still. The Divas are still annoying.

OR they could keep Shelton AND the Divas, and ditch Coach, Conway, and the Heart Throbs. That way we all win. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Coach isn't all that bad, Conway's just a filler, and the Heart Throbs are pretty much useless. So I agree to a point. If I want to see the Divas, I'll go to WWE.com and look at all their nudity there. Keep it the fuck off the TV.

After watching this RAW, I'm changing my vote from Christian to the fans. I'd say it's safe to say we've been let down the most.

Hi, my name is Shelton Benjamin. I'm a fucking awesome wrestler. But this Diva shit is so much more entertaining and time worthy than me. I don't deserve to even think about being invlolved in an angle, let alone the show. You can watch me on HEAT by clicking on your computer and see my future go down the fucking shitter. What would you rather see...me having a ***, or watching Divas botch moves and pick each other up and yell and scream.

Good, I hope Victoria beats everyone to death with a baseball bat and puts everyone out of their misery.

You can't tell with all the crowd noise in the arena? Me either.

When you can hear Audioslave crystal clear in the arena instead of the crowd and have a girl with her ass hanging out of her "clothes", YOU KNOW IT'S A FUCKING WASTE OF TIME.

Yeah, I would actually. 5,000 times.

Fixed. Sorry, I was getting ahead of myself. It happens sometimes.

Can you really blame Austin? WWE's going to try to make it out like he walked out again and he's a bad person, but what's the point? I still hope to see Austin/Hogan, but WWE just lost Austin for the time being, it looks like.

****1/4

I'm so happy they did this match. Seriously.

My friend just made the best quote: I'm surprised Owen Hart didn't show up.

That was by far the most random and weirdest segment I've ever seen in my life.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

What the hell am I watching?