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Orlando Bloom as the New James Bond.

Lars Ulrich; Small Taco Bell type dog; in the nuts and face.

I must say that this is pretty much me.

I'm confused on the identities of these Tack Imposter/Lackeys. Oh, and I'm in too.

Dames could probably tell you how to do that.

Shouldn't it be Peni? Like the plural of Fungus is Fungi?

When Mick Foley Returned after losing the Pink Slip on a Pole Match, he runs in to Tori in the hallway. This was during her psycho have Kane attack everybody phase. For some reason, after that I always refer to anything as bad boys. That and the scene with the Chinese water torture (They used to drip it on your head would drive you crazy" and then he just pours it on him) made those skits.

Be careful that the screen isn't busted too, you may not have broken the glass (and that shit is hard to break) but the inside of the screen may be busted all to hell.

I love the other guides on the page.

Nothing is more important then this board.

Brock Lesnar beating the shit out of Hulk Hogan, grabbing some of his blood and wiping it on his chest.

I remember a lot of people thought you was Eagan, FS.

If they don't get Michael Winslow back, then there is no GOD.

He did, and Dr. Death came out in a Kabuki Mask and Robe and Walloped him with a watermelon

He did, and Dr. Death came out in a Kabuki Mask and Robe and Walloped him with a watermelon

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I have to agree with everything you said.

Why should fans of the character have to decide to not see it because they feel alienated? Can they not make a movie that appeals to the hardcore fans and newcomers alike? And I'm not saying they need to copy what every single comic book movie has done before, but they can use an established character as a foundation and build upon it in interesting ways.

Hollywood cinema sucks because they throw out any kind of stupid hare-brain movie in hopes it would make money, regardless of quality. And yes, I may be a bit quick to judge this movie, but I believe the precedent that I have stated above is that is enough to show that my experience (and a lot of other DC and movie fans in general) have not been the best when it comes to changing a character in this radical of a way.

No, it is relevant as it shows that WB is clueless in this regard to use themes that have been established to make a good story. And before you say something to the fact that establishment sucks, let me point out that the Spider-man movies use the same basic principles of the comics, but changes were made to make it accessible for todays audience. An approach that DC hasn't really had in their movies since Superman 2. Well I'd rather play it safe and make some money if I was a filmaker then do something stupid like this and lose a ton.

Doomsday is the thing that killed Superman back in 1992. Supposedly his mission is to kill all Kryptonians, and when he dies he comes back stronger then he was before. Here's a picture of him: Darkseid is the Overlord of the planet Apokolips. I don't really think these guys would make good Superman Villians right off the bat. What about somebody like Brainiac? Could be interesting if they did that

The point is that Catwoman, and the last 2 Batman movies were not "satrical comic book movies" as you think the GL movie will be, but quite simply bad movies. I'll be all for a movie that is that, as long as it's good. This movie just basically takes the idea of the character and shits all over it for a quick buck. They can make a movie that takes the best aspects of the character, adds some humor for entertainment purposes, and have it play on the screen well. They could take another character and use them for a zany comedy movie (Plastic Man for example) but they choose not to.

So Nelly, how many times have you seen "Catwoman"? Does that rank up there as a "satrical comic book movie" for you? This casting stinks. If they're going a movie based on the Hal Jordan GL(which I hope they are) then Hal has always been the type to do something, think about it later. But still he's a man of action. Jack Black is good at crazy type characters, but wacky crazy instead of heroic crazy. Well this casting shouldn't really suprise me for some reason tho. I remember reading an interview with John Byrne saying WB wanted him to write a GL movie with Eddie Murphy as the lead. Gratefully he passed on it.

Doesn't the Anti-Christ get wounded, thought dead, and then comes back and becomes him?