Cran Da Maniac

It's gonna be bad, but just be thankful you're not in electronics. That'd be even worse. Toys at least people can just grab off the shelf and go. Worst thing you'll have to do is clean up the warzone. Fancy shiny things have all those cumbersome glass cases in the way. ... I was told today that I'll be in electronics instead. I blame you. DAMN YOU, MACPHISTO! Since I have to enter through the same door the mob will be, except before them naturally, I have a small speech prepared where I tell them all that I am merely human and have a family that would be really sad if I were gone. I feel your pain my brotha Spoon. I have to get my ass up at 5 a.m (which I hardly do) and go in at 6 a.m, to Wal-Mart, to work in the Electronics. Everybody has been telling me horror stories of years past, so I'm rightfully scared about going to work. Hopefully I'll survive

Speaking of Pointless websites....

Hate to be the bearer of bad news Sass, but unless they change the football season, that's well out of the season for Football And I'm going to die on Tuesday, May 11, 2066 at the ripe age of 84

I've wondered this too. I mean what else can you do with cake?

They had that on the news down here. Kinda funny because the name of the tape is called "Spewfest '03"

HE'S ALREADY DEAD! YOU CAN'T KILL WHAT'S ALREADY DEAD [/mark mode]

And most people hated Cena after he debuted, as he was just a bland OVW jobber before hitting on the rap gimmick.

I thought this little tidbit, which is true, was kind of funny. Credit 411:

Hearing him say this line, I don't know about you guys, but it makes it seem like a hypocrite. Em looks to be handling it well, explained it pretty good in my opinion. plus Benzino just wishes he had half of Em's Talent.

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No, no, not Mario. It's Plush. People are now calling that in real life now, because I made them. Kinda easy to make those imaginary friends say what you want isn't it?

It was Taker's Hillbilly cousin that got buried actually.

::beats up new guy just enough to not kill him::

For clarification, I have seen Corino's work in ECW, but none of his stuff lately. But even then I enjoyed it. I was really commenting on Teddy Hart, and how I heard he was talented, but he quite frankly came off like an ass in that interview.

This is from a little email newsletter that I used to subscribe to, called Wrestling 365. I stopped recieveing it after reading that. Reading the interview with Hart, he just came off as the biggest ass I have ever seen. From what I heard (haven't seen any of his work) he seems talented, but this type of shit is just plain stupid

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Imagine seeing that match live, front row seats

I remember a hardcore match between Al Snow and Road Dogg that was suprisingly good. It was during Dogg's first reign, and the ending had Dogg hitting Snow with a piledriver outside on some pallets in the snow.

Chapter 113: How Bret Hart Destroyed WCW, now with 30% more Bret Hart Blamery. Chapter 114: Hope Bret Hart works for us again.

On that note, how about Blitzkrieg v.s Juvi from Nitro where Juvi busted out the top rope Juvi Driver.

The funeral is gonna be about 30 mins from my house. I'd like to go myself, as I always enjoyed Crash's work, but I doubt I would. I'd rather not go and be star-gazing and everything, cuz that'd be really inappropriate.

Ban them!

Yeah, but the minute you turn into Eagen, you will be banned