Cran Da Maniac

Hold on a minute. I hate you. Don't want you feeling left out. Well it's more a dislike, kinda creeped out by you, but you get the idea

hey! how'd you get the transcript? I say this is fake cuz of the lack of CWM's spelling errors

That's GOLD~!

Yeah, your ass is pretty stupid. And I hope this Smackdown is a good one, as it's the first one that I get to see in a long ass time

I thought that woman was Dana Carvey

Weird, I met Stacy Keibler yesterday, and now it's JHawk's birthday.

So I take it there are no Dames groupies either?

Name: Ellen Surger City: Santa Fe, New Mexico Occupation: Congressman Death: Choked on my own vomit

Vince: But they were stuttering Hillbillys before they came here!

I'm so there man. Especially if it's got the cartoon where Bugs goes against the Hillbilly crows.

CNN's reporting that Davis has been recalled, and Arnold is shown winning the election.

Super Mario Advance is coming out on the 21st. Seems like a good game to me (SMB 3 ruled the school baby!)

Just read an article that says he's doubtful to make it, so hold that laughter guys.

My friend has really turned me on to this group called Portishead, so lately I've been grabbing what I can of them. And there's this other song called Firefly Night. Anybody know who sings it? It's really good

I thought it was something to do with Kurt Angle actually.

Hang out on the highway. You don't have to do anything but stand there. Yeah, but then you have to actually travel to a highway, and that too requires effort. *Decides to waste his effort killing The New Me* Eh, I figured I'd help a brotha out.

I'd kill to see Spanky come out to "Apache" by the Sugarhill Gang.

[Eagan Mode] IT'S REALLY PRINCE PAUL! BAN PLZ!!!!1!!!11!1! [/Eagan mode off] Sorry, had to say that. Welcome to TSM.

Holy shit! Me too, man! That's eerie. Whoah, me three! And I haven't had chili in about six months. Something ain't right. All I have to add is that I too am filled with chili

Whilst it wouldn't shock me if that were the case with sonic and 9 out of 10 children's adventures, I was fairly sure the game was developed in Japan, adding doubt. Actually Sonic was developed in the US, if I'm thinking correctly

Who was beaten by the team of Al Snow and COACH at the last PPV

A friend sent me this. Thought ya'll would have fun reading it. They shot a laser at a tree to threaten me if I tell this.

He was on the John Boy and Billy show yesterday. It was kinda funny. He said his 2 most memorable moments in his career were wrestling at Wrestlemania III and his first rap concert in Florida. Said there was a few hecklers there, but he had a good time.

n hjyu7 had to hit my chin on the keyboard to get that, cuz my head was only getting a "b"

n hjyu7