Cran Da Maniac

Same thing happened to me, but I just paid a guy $40 to fix the laser.

Does anybody remember the cartoon that had Micheal Jordan, Larry Bird and Bo Jackson as crime fighters? Or am I having an acid flashback again?

Says the site is down for an hour.

In that same vein, corporate Rocky's People's Elbow, where he would imitate and insult his opponent for a quick second before dropping the elbow. When he fought Mankind, he made motions like a sock puppet, and when he fought HHH, he would do a crotch chop.

Why is it everytime somebody counts down the register at work, the first person I get hands me a $100 for a $5 item? Why do people even pay for $5 things with a $100? Why is it when I check said $100, the person always responds "I just printed that an hour ago" or something like that?

Looks like you guys were right

The InVasion. It was a once in a lifetime opportunity. Goldberg can be treated bad by one writer, and then they can come up with a compelling storyline for him, and make up that loss, but the InVasion, once they screwed up there was no fixing it.

Does that Midget Car Maniacs have actual midgets in it?

Hey, with the way stores do now day, I'm suprised they haven't started it yet.

This thread gets a .6 on the zacalex flaming scale.

According to him, it's so he can legally speed.

Yeah, this is something like what happened to my brother. He got fired because he supposedly got in a fight with another employee. When he went for unemployment, they did an investigation on his firing and sent him a letter saying basically there was no reason for his firing, they just got rid of him to get rid of him. He took that to a lawyer who told him that even tho that was the case, he had no case because of "employment at will". Sorry about your job tho Kotz, but hopefully with the holiday season approaching you won't have to be unemployed that long.

Oh geez do I hate this one. I could be at work, standing behind the register, with my vest on and everything, and a person comes up to me and says "Do you work here?" NO! I just love impersonating Wal-mart employees

College starts tomorrow for me.

That's comedic gold. You, EQ, are a king among men.

Boy I sure am hungry, got anything to eat? Well, guess I'll take these, unless they taste like crap.

Yeah, I been meaning to send you those discs down myself, but I haven't found the time or I've been low on money. Plus, when you start back, I'd love to get Wrestlemania XIX and Smackdown.

I claim the comic book

Don't you just hate it when you have something you want to say, and then somebody talks before you, and you forget what it was that you was going to say?

The dude got me last night, I talked with him a little bit, about Prime ribs, the comic book Prime, if cats and birds and dogs have prime, and then blocked him. Damn I didn't realize how annoying that guy is.

Yes, yes you are. Wait, you wasn't talking about me. Why is it that a sign could be in front of a person's face, but they disregard the sign and do whatever they want, and when something goes wrong, the first thing they say is "Why wasn't I told?"

WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN! Geez, you have what, 10 speeding tickets now? And you expect us to sympathize with you. 73 in a 65 is speeding, 73 in a 55 is speeding, ANYTHING OVER THE SPEED LIMIT IS SPEEDING. Plus you should know that cops are going to go after the one who's at the tail end of a speeding chain of cars. But that's beside the point. The point is that you can't drive at a safe speed, so your license should be revoked, plain and simple.

I have Adelphia Digital Cable, and their service sucks ass. It goes down all the time. and to call them up and have them fix it is a pain. And when you do get them out there, they act like you're the problem.

Kotz, this isn't the time to post pictures of yourself! We're talking about primeguy here!

Oh, so they got to you too. I'm on to you!