Cran Da Maniac

*grabs CWM's egg sandwich* Hey! I saved your life! That egg sandwich could have killed you by cholesterol.

Didn't he gain the power to turn human, but he could only turn into a white man?

Don't take this the wrong way, because I like Em, but he is overrated. First of all his flows are not his own. If you listen to his earlier rap battles, he had a really fast flow. After awhile he got with a group called The Outsiders. The Outsiders used to be helmed by another rapper (and even better then Em) named Masta Ace. After The Outsiders, Em was more laid back in his flow, sounding just like Ace. Now you look at 50 Cent. If you listen to any of his old mixtapes and his new album, he sounds different, mainly because Em stole his flow. With Em's production, while for the most part it's good, I still can't get over the fact that every song has the same drum loop. "Boom Boom Chi" on every song. Tho he is talented to make you somewhat not notice it, it's still there. His lyrics are something strange. You notice in his first couple of LP's that he talked about how his music isn't positive, or he's not a role model. But listen to Loose Yourself, listen to Sing for the Moment. He's telling us something entirely different now. Plus if you think about his lyrics, he's really shown that he's nothing that special. Sure he talks about killing his wife, but everybody has had that one relationship where they hated the girl. The whole deal with his mom. Come on, who hasn't gotten punished by a parent and said "I Hate you!" He's just doing it on a bigger level. And the fights he picks on his songs, who doesn't bash boy bands and the like? Seriously, his lyrics are nothing more the the writings of baby and a bully.

J*Wing Represent! Is that even an active group anymore?

I want to say yes, but I've never seen it. I'd like to throw out a Spidey Suggestion tho. Kurt Busiek's "Untold Tales of Spider-man". It deals with Spiderman when he was younger, and at the time (I believe it was out in '98) it was one of the better Spider-man books available.

Keep in mind that this is the same magazine that said Limp Bizkit's "Significant Other" is a better rock album then Iron Maiden, and AC/DC's "Back in Black".

My sympathy goes out to that young blind girl. Congratulations DA!

If you're going to go the Alex Ross route, might I suggest a few then. Marvels: Tells the story of living in the Marvel Universe. The main character is photographer Phil Sheldon, a man who learns, along with the rest of New York, how to deal with the new Superheroes in town. Good read, especially if you want to see very human takes on the Galactus invasion and the mutant crisis. Earth X/Universe X: Think of this as "Kingdom Come" for the Marvel Universe, except this one is easier to follow (well it's still a headache, but at least there is some explanation involved). This story gives an interesting take on how ordinary people get extraordinary powers, how the Asgards and other Deitiys came into power, and tons of other mysteries of the Marvel Universe. And now for something completly different: 100 Bullets: This series is the shit! I'm telling you, you read this, you won't put it down. It starts out as the story of a man who offers people a suitcase with a gun, 100 Bullets, and evidence on whoever screwed them over actually did it. But it's got so many layers to it that you won't put it down.

They signed him, but he sucked so bad that they wanted to send him to OVW. He balked and quit

I took it as meaning that you couldn't work at the store you used to work for.

My brother, during last nights Raw. "That's not the same Kane that wore the mask is it? He was a different person then right?"

That's nothing really. You just got a job at another Blockbuster. Now if you had quit and then went back and got hired at the same store, then it would have been weird. (Something I've done before.)

Carolina Panthers: Tim Biakabutuka. (sp?) The Panthers could have taken somebody else in that draft (I believe Eddie George was available) but they take the guy who proceeds to hold out from training camp, played 3 games his first season before getting injured, and didn't even play a full season with the team b/c of injuries.

Anytime you have a dream about this board, it means you're spending way too much time here

Looks like it's mopeds for you. Not to be mean or flame, but if it's taking you 7 times (8 if you count your accident) for you to realize that you need to drive safer, then quite frankly you shouldn't have a license. Quite frankly I'm sick and tired of how people drive today. Everybodies all in a rush to get where they're going. They care nothing for the laws, nothing for the safety of the other drivers. They run stop signs, they speed, they pass on a double yellow line, and tons of other things that if luck hadn't had been on their side they could have been killed for doing it. I mean god-damn people, what's it going to take for you to realize that there are other people on the roads and to take concern for your fellow man when you're inside steel going 60 mph down the road? Sorry about the rant.

I got 115,000, highest I've gotten so far

I remember a game being posted here where you push a guy off the stairs. I just found a game made by the same people where you try and inflict as much damage as possible with a truck. Truck Dismount It's so fun, kinda lame, but really funny.

Technically he is. But then again he's actually some big guy who got stuck in a little guys body.

It does seem weird looking in the WWE folder and seeing Anglesault's name banned.

Are you guys really sure that the board got messed up instead of Dames just getting tired of all of us? *cues ominous music* Just picking, don't ban me. Good to see any problems fixed. (I didn't even notice any problems, course I was probably painting a car or something)