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Nothing is worse than Nick Carter yelling at his family for no reason. Reality tv is classified as day time soap drama~ without trained actors or has been celebrities on the comeback trail or 30 minute commercial for music or PPVs. I want to believe that Borat or the Office type shows follow the idealogical theory of the mockumentary as established by Christopher Guest films.
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Move the whole cruiserweight division to ECW or at least have Paul London/Spanky vs FBI vs Hardy Boys to make the ECW tag division.
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Why would the Superstars of the WWE make a movie about something retarded like professional wrestling??? It would probably be about something stupid like the "belt". A remake of "Bodyslam" would be perfect cast Fozzy in the role of Kick, Armando Alejandro Estrada & Umaga as the heels, HBK as Harry Smileac, Edge as Rip, The Rock as Tonga Kid, Ric Flair as himself, Bruno as himself, Iron Sheik as himself, Vince as himself, Stephanie as herself.
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How can they make a western without Cade, Murdoch, Jimmy Yang?
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Dustin Rhodes did the running powerslam as well and I think of him before Davey in terms of the running powerslam. I hate to say it but the running powerslam will always be known as Davey boy's move. Even if Dr. Death Steve Williams did it better?
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Legend of Zelda vs Kingdom Hearts those crazy cosplay kids at it again.
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Now, maybe I'm just too stupid of a geek to understand that rant (after all, I just fix computers), but it seems Bill O'Reilly is worried for America because we are able to spend time and money on leisure activities, while the OMGTEARWRISTS are learning to kill and stuff. Obviously you whippersnappers would be better off in the Army. Why, there oughta be a government program to force you to join the military! That would be a positive direction for America. I want to bring back the draft....those rich Harvard kids need to serve a 3 year tour of duty in Iraq.
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Will all the matches have the same finish of having Mexico's Best, Vipers Revolution, La Secta, etc all doing run-ins? I find it funny that Konnan's character in Mexico is that of a rich Cuban but in TNA he is a poor Mexican militant thug. Dr. Wagner and Atlantis are still feuding in CMLL?
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1) Launch titles are never that great 2) You must not be a fan of Jenna Jameson or Teagan 3) Watch Pirates in 1080p on the 50-inch Fujitsu Plasmavision P50XTA51UB.
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I don't know what I want more Professor Suresh to start up a school for the gifted or AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
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This is what happens when people try to copy Andy Kaufman without the funny eastern european character voice.
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So now Cosmo Kramer thinks he is Danny Tanner?
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Kurt = Olympic hero Monty = Animal Planet host
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Ooooooooooh! AMERICA!
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Will Rey Mysterio Jr. be in his corner too?
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It was revenge for Viloria getting screwed over by the draw decision earlier in the night.
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Looks like Elix Skipper is going to have a tag match with Konnan.
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When the black beautiful women make it clap I want to see every single wave roll and I also want to see every single freckle on Anne Body. being cheaper helped too. indeed
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There should be a limit on the number of people using the same gimmick. It's not necessary a racial thing its more about how "superstars" are brought up from the developmental fed to the national television market. Do you really want 5 former football players using the spear every week? WWE is starting to look like that Michael Keaton movie Multiplicity where you got a copy of a copy of a copy with the 4th gen copy looks like the original but can't perform any of the tasks at 100%.
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I always thought Kazarian looked better than Randy Orton in everything in and out of the ring. Now what is going to make Monty special? WWE already has 3 or 4 big muscle black guys with the current flavor of the week being Bobby Lashley. There is already a couple of guys that do the basic big man power move set of Spear, powerslam, lariat, spinebuster, big boot. Why should I care about Monty? Smackdown has Lashley, Boogerman, Mark Henry and that coach look-a-like MVP. Raw has Shelton Benjamin who apparently got the hand-me-downs from The Rock's wardrobe and Coach who pretends to be GM and part time wrestler whenever Cena needs a squash match.
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Make Konnan the head booker and turn the company into Extreme Lucha Libre with nothing but stable 4 vs 4 or 3 vs 3 tag matches with some comedy thrown in. Who needs 20 minute promos when you can have Eric Young run around the ring like a bushwacker or Sharkboy chase people trying to bite them or have Norman Smiley do the big wiggle? I want to see Papparazzi vs The new new new Raven Flock Movement, The WWE H8ers vs The Good Ole Country Boys, Division X Top Team vs LAX, have a few gimmick cage, dog collar, and hair matches every couple of months.... BAM! THE PERFECT ALTERNATIVE WRESTLING FED!
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I'm picking Sharkboy to win so Roode can complain about Traci not doing her job.
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They could have Ron Simmons be his mentor/manager I'm dying to see a workout montage with them at Florida State University practicing football tackles and doing 40 yard sprints. And the Spirit Squad would be on the sidelines cheering "WE WANT THE POOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE!" and Simmons response would be "DAMN, I didn't know there were a such thing as a gay frat house" Instant feud right there.
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The bastard that is macrovision is going to make it hard to do.
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Abyss/Sting isn't selling 1/10 the buys that Joe/Angle is. That's because Sting/Abyss did not have a confrontation on every single impact leading up to the match. All Sting did was do the "god speech" and have video footage highlights then jump out of the sky at the last minute to save the day. Joe/Angle were being pulled apart every week with one of them bleeding from headbutts or stiff strikes. It's like the writer(s) don't even care about the history of the championship belts which is what the NWA is all about. NWA wants to make claims that its championship dates back to the beginning of time when cavemen were clubbing each over women. The current writing staff goes the different route with "tough guy A will fight tough guy B over who is more manly".