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KENNEDY!

Remember this is WWE so don't let the FACTS get in the way.

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Its Rey Mysterio Jr.! why else would he be wearing a mask and also note that he is like 6 inches taller than Hornswaggle.

Its Vince McMahon III!

Those clowns in Congress have done it again. What a bunch of clowns. Doink the Congressman? President Backland and Senator Bradshaw?

Naw they should stick to the AJPW 90's double team moves like the Superkick + Suplex, Chokeslam + Kick, Lariat + legsweep, or the moves inspired by the Midnight Express such as that leapfrog spot on the ropes + suplex pin. Generally suplay + anything is awesome...

Christ, can Anna Faris not get anymore work or anything? There is that college Playboy bunny movie that is in production. People just love to pay to see her as the dumb blond why do anything different?

False king bow down to the true #1.

Considering the past history of these "mystery" angles done over the years you should take into account that NONE OF THEM MADE ANY FUCKING SENSE AT ALL! So using my Naked Gun, Leslie Nelson police story handbook I can deduct that it will be either Vince himself who will go into song "I'm my own grandfather" or HHH will make a funny during one of the hilarious DX skits to say that its Mr. I-lost-my-smile, or it will be Shane cause Vince and Linda never really filed official marriage papers! With that being said WWE's real owner is Stephanie's pet dog.

They fired one retard will they ask Jim Duggan to leave next?

I guess this joins no profit list for the year?

Takishi Miike has already done it, and the guy who directed the Saw sequals has plans on doing one. Those guys would focus on the suspense & gore aspect but Burton is on a island onto himself it would be surreal, trippy, dark, and overall weird.

So what are the plans for the NWA World Title now? Stay in Puerto Rico and defend it there until Danielson gets healthy or go to Houston to be on its televised program that is suppose to be going national soon or tour the high schools and civic centers of America heeling it up beating up the local heroes?

Reggie Bush will be this years Steven Jackson so all is good. You'll see that he will get 6 receptions + 70 yards a game + 100 yards rushing = a hellva lotta points.

The first thing I thought was did Jim Cornette step into a time machine and bring back Big Bubba Rogers from 1987 WCW? I was also expecting Jim to start attacking people who entered his office with his Liberace tennis racket. Its not a bad way to introduce Morgan but I fear that he will get lost in the sea of the generic big men who generally do nothing in TNA. Really what makes him different than Test, Nash, Hoyt, Tomko? If Morgan is going to be anything then they must purge the company of the guys who are lounging around on holiday. People like Road Dog, Billy Gunn, Nash, Steiners, Test, random pop culture icon need to be taken off of tv before any of the real talent are going to be perceived as stars.

Only Tim Burton would direct a horror musical.

Better than 12 people at least

30 minute warning show up or get Chad Pennington as your QB.

dem are fighting words mister...you'll never take App State!

Yeah he just has bad skin.

AAA Triplemania 15 match to open the show this week is Real Fueza Areal vs Dark Scoria, Hysteria, Extreme Tiger! This will be a great trainwreck of a match. You would think the Pepsi Plunge would be enough to get a pinfall right, well, not in AAA cause Pegaso just had to go for a Phoenix Splash which of course Tiger rolled out of then hit a Vertebraker and a 450 splash to get the pin. I guess the whole concept of the near pinfall does not exist in AAA. Mexican Powers vs X-Pac, Dark Scoria, Dragon Shryu is the second match and guess what X-Pac has fans in Mexico that had a chant going. Pac vs Juvi should be good.

Most of the time when a BCS school gets a "easy" opponent they are suppose to run the score up to insane numbers like 65-10 so they look good in the computer polls heaven forbid the small school actually put up a fight.

Concerning Michael Shane who was Havoc or was it Martr anyways I see him as the mini Billy Gunn as a person who should never ever be given a solo push. This guy needs a complete gimmick makeover shave his head paint him blue call him a Smurf I don't care give him something other than the bland junior college kid look that he refuses to let go. I kind of want Kazarian to be the X champion I would rather see him put over in the match against Kurt Angle than the comedy act that is Jay Lethal. I say that Havoc & Martr should stay as a tag team and be thrown into the mix with McMg, XXX, LAX. Hell they could of done better with Ron Killings than let him be the baby sitter for the football player like I don't know have him be the voice for LAX with Killings & Homicide getting the tag team title shot. I'm on board the Eric Young bandwagon now too bad the announcers don't put him over selling all the mannerisms that Eric does from his entrance to the tone of his voice to his expressions. And you know its a blessing whenever Sharkboy gets on tv once every 3 months or so the guy is just pure comedy genius.

Does Mick Foley have another book that needs promotion? Forget Flair vs Steamboat bring on Flair vs Funk! Nothing says ratings like a pair of 60 year old men stumbling around in the ring bleeding everywhere then Randy Orton comes in at the end of the match to RKO everyone! Instant heel heat baby! BANG! BANG!