razazteca

Unforgiven needs Stevie Richards and Val Venis to be involved somehow......maybe they can do run ins on the women's championship match.

Ok so my friend call me up today around 5 PM asking me if I wanted to go to Mexico and check out the Bikini Fest contest which has a grand prize of $1500 and has women from all over the state of Texas. So I am so excited to go and I finally have a reason to waste all the money that I have been saving for weeks. The contest starts around 9 PM at the Corona Club in Mexco and we get there around 30 minutes before the show starts. So I give him some money to buy some drinks since he speaks spanish better than I and I let him keep the change for the toll back. So I am there enjoying the night life thinking to myself which girl I want to hit on and stuff, all the while I am drinking some Corona Cerveza with limes. Then the show starts and the girls are to my surprise mostly blonds from out of town which was ok. And then the most beautiful stripper walks down the stage with what seems to be 40 D breast with nothing but pasties or paint on.........hell I don't care if it was fake or not but damn it was a site to drool over. Then Mr. Pussy Whip get a call from his girlfriend with a message "We need to talk and its a response you might not like..." So he tells me we have to go and I'm like WTF there are titties everywhere, titties that are from out of town, some that I might actually have of chance of sucking on! But he says "This is serious....its 911" and I'm like DAMN ok let's go. We were there barely an hour. And we did not get to see who the winner was or if she decided to talk anything off in celebration like they did last time I went.......which was YEARS AGO! So you would expect that he would take me home right.........WRONG! Mr. Pussy Whip has to call his girlfriend's MOTHER and talk to her in ESPANOL so I would not know what they are talking about. So I am bored and shit just waiting to get home but NOOOOOOO he has to cruise around town talking to his GIRLFRIENDS MOTHER! So then he gets enough courage to call her and she basically was telling him that it was over and she wanted nothing to do with him.......She hung up on him several times. He was begging her to talk him back "Baby why do you want to throw what we have away" and telling me "I worked so hard for this and I don't want to start over". So I told him bluntly that he needs to forget about her and move on with his live and stop being so FUCKING POSSIVE AND STOP STALKING WOMEN! But he would not listen to reason because he is PUSSY WHIPPED! DAMN YOU BUTTERS!

Now? They've been doing that since he talked. Well, jobbing him or having him sneak out victories in matches Shane dominated TWICE. Fixed.

What you listed alot of gay music and no mention of George Michaels or Wham!

"It's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel, for a sex machine." :lol::lol::lol::lol: He gets plugged in to the Matrix and downloads old Hillbilly Jim fighting moves. "Whoa, I know square dancing"

Surely you'd have to be pretty slow on the uptake not to realise what that meant. And that it's not worth leaving a Bikini Contest early to go and get dumped. He is co-dependent, lonely, has self-esteem problems, is a bitch that runs away from conflicts, did I mention he is highly impressionable. The second a woman talks to him he thinks he is going to get married. I don't do drugs hm....kay.

Jamal splashing Carmella would be kinda funny. Perfect way to turn Rosie heel.

The hardsell for the PPV is on so what match did they not hype yet?

$20 says that the Benoit, Regal, Tajiri, Rhyno vs Evolution de la Resistence was his idea.

It has the potential to be good I can see it now....... You are in a headlock, roll the 6 sided die to see if you can escape. Congraduations you got a 4 you throw you opponet to the ropes, roll two 10 sided dice to see what move you do......if the sum of the dice is under 10 you do a low impact move if it is over you do a high impact move.

Its clubbin time

Why is HHH wearing the DDP ace bandage?

Would you prefer Coach interviewing the Diva Search women while they call each other SLUT, CUM STAIN, ANAL WART, DINGLE BERRY?

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain." Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle." *Starter Kid sighs* Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!" They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foil, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family. I can just imagine Matt, Lita, the baby, Kane, Jeff Hardy and one of Jeff's "Alumininummies" going into Old Navy. Go Team Venture Go

What? Wardrobe Malfunction? Where?

Bradshaw should call La Migra on her. Puerto Rico is an American Territory. No way she is Carribean Cool Chica from Cuba.

This match needs Joey Styles CATFIGHT~

Bradshaw should call La Migra on her.

Since when was Nidea an actress from Galavision?

Only the worst announcer in the company can make Orton look good. IT'S BRILLIANT

Lose the extra kicker or tight end, it does not matter which one.

Even though...with reports..those are usually among the highest rated segments on RAW right?... but whatever. Divas This is Your Life.

Diva shit is on so its time to change the channel along with 800,000 of wrestling fans.

They were cheering for Rhyno from Detroit and Benoit from Atlanta

Conway does have blond highlights so he must be Billy Gunn.