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The best part of course was Bobby Heenan's never ending hate for Hogan.

So who from Smackdown is going to show up?

The Spurs OWN'd the Clippers Monday night in a blowout where Duncan only scored 9 points. Fear the all white boy line up of Manu, Beno, Oberto, Barry, Bonner!

Albert is the stereotypically WWE big guy and TNA already has 4 of those. There is nothing special about Albert. Why should the average TNA fan care about him when they are bored to tears with Tomko, Hoyt, Nash? Hell TNA is trying to turn Abyss face for god's sake!!!!!! Why the hell is TNA turning into WWF 1995?

Tonight on a very special ECW Steve Austin and the Sandman get drunk!

But Jessica's special power is the perfect shot sniper style "one shot one kill" everyone else are amatures.

"Controversy equals ratings"

John Maine SP Mets

It would not go over easy due to all of the politics yadda yadda yadda which is the reason why the Invasion in WWF 2001 never worked and why the nWo in WCW went on for too damn long. Of course everybody has big egos but in the spirit of fairness some would have to compromise like say Hogan could work with the various giants like Big Show, Undertaker, Kane, Sid but his buddies like Booty Man, Greg Valentine, Jim Duggan would not stay around for long and Hogan could not bring back some has been from WWF 80's just to squash him on PPV either. And Flair would be working as the JJ Dillon role of the Horseman but he could work with Piper only if he worked as a mentor/manager for the younger talent. Unfortunately the necessary of the 30 minute promo will stay but this time it would actually have a payoff with a decent match at the PPV instead of the usual nWo bs ending of endless run-ins with the trash throwing crazed fans. Oh and the announcers would be forced to call the matches instead of Tony or JR having the circle jerk about "STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD CREAMERY" or "HOLD THE PHONE FOLKS HOGAN JUST ENTERED THE ARENA IN A WHITE LIMO!" or "As the tape machines were rolling....fake Sting #4 just hit so and so with a bat". The tv schedule would be something like 3 hour Nitro on Monday night with 2 teams of announcers with JR & King & Vince and Tony Schiavonie & Heenan & Bischoff. The muthaship Saturday Night would have Dusty Rhodes & Mike Tenay & Michael Cole the focus of the show would be the mid and lower card wrestlers that don't regularly appear on Monday night. So there would be alot of La Parka vs Damian 666, Mikey Whipwreck vs Kidman, and who betta than Booker T, DDP, Kanyon as the top guy of the weekend shows? Smackdown/Thunder would focus on the upper main event scene that isn't the nWo vs the world so you would get some tag matches, Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio, Chris Jericho vs Malenko, and the build up for the next generation of main eventers. There would be a review show on syndication on Fox networks it would focus on the main angles and have no original programming just highlights with maybe an exclusive interview or video package set to music.

Nikki/Jessica skills as assassin are needed to kill certain people to finalize the story arc. Apparently she is the only one on Heroes who knows how to pull the trigger of a gun everybody else just points the gun at people making idol threats.

No love for the 25 minute promo main event by the nWo or never ending swerves or nWo adding new members every week until it had every single worthless midcard has been from WWF? Matches that always ended with non decisions. Piper vs Flair, Flair vs Hogan, Piper vs Hogan, Warrior vs Hogan, Jay Leno vs Bischoff, Bret Hart going nowhere not know which side he was on, Karl Malone, Dennis Rodman, Kevin Greene, Michael McMicheal, pro athletes getting pushed as wrestlers? Yeah the WCW main event was shit after the Hall & Nash shock wore off 2 months after their first appearence. Back then WWF had the better main event and WCW had the better undercard. So in my fantasy world I would have Kliq (Hall, Nash, HBK, HHH, xpac) vs Horsemen (Flair, Arn, Benoit, Malenko) as the major storyline then have Hogan vs Undertake/Kane/Goldberg as the secondary big angle, midcard would be the ECW talent, lowcard would be the high-flying cruiserweights from Mexico and Japan. Harlem Heat, Nasty Boys, Hart Foundation, Blue Bloods, Public Enemy, Steiners as the tag division.

Next week Flair will confront Khali backstage: Flair: "What is this madness?" Khali: "DIS IZ SPARTA!" Ron Simmons: DAMN good movie Austin: WHAT? Coach: "300"

Hey its psycho KHALI: "I wan.....Caaain!

I think its time to invoke the time limit rule.

Nobody else wants to put Cena over.

So who trains the women to do highspots, Lita?

Nathan should of taken the right door, saved the world, saved the girl, and rewritten the future...

Hardcore 24/7 rules!?!?!

what wasting 15 minutes on every WWE program wasn't enough?

Busch/Natural Light is #1 for people who love getting drunk without having to taste the beer.

JR must be sweating BBQ sauce watching Austin in that very ring.

WHAT!

Mr. McMahon to appear at the next season of Dancing with the Stars.

Mick like porn with women with large fake titties?

So Mick has his good sweat pants on tonight?