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The newest member of LAX.....Magglio Ordóñez OF

Why play NiGHTs when you can fly through hoops in Pilotwings on SNES?

Seriously if anything made Edge a star beyond being the guy that does the 5 second pose and ladder matches it was the series of matches against Eddie Guerrero and Kurt Angle and once he got back from the numerous injuries the year 2006 was all about the Rated R Superstar.

Yeah those guys get 2 minutes a week to do some comedy. Senshi already has a defined character as the guy who loves kung-fu movies too much, Jay Lethal is the guy who can go toe-to-toe with champions....he almost beat Jarret ya know, Austin Star thinks he is Jesse Ventura/Savage/Adonis, Jerry Lynn has been carrying people in matches from day one, Sonjay is the bald playa from the telemarketing phone bank. All of the comedy shit they do is forgettable but the matches the highspots, the carnage, that they leave in the ring stays in the minds of the fans. Play up to their strengths damn it instead of wasting time on pop culture bullshit that does not help sell PPVs. I liked Nash's stuff better when it was just him with Alex Shelley and Johnny Devine. It's kind of just wierd comedy now. Comedy that's not even funny. That said, I still think Nash would make a great colour man on the mic.. or even a manager for a group of younger stars. I mean it's either that or having him wrestle. He's obviously not going anway any time soon. The whole X Division comedy has gone on long enough with no payoff so its time to change directions and you know actually focus on the guys wrestling in that very 6 sided ring of steel. Focus more no Sabin vs Jerry Lynn instead of having Nash steal the spotlight with his bad skits that do nothing but get a cheap laugh. The Paparazi skits actually helped out Alex Shelley as it gave a reason why he was carrying a camera everywhere, PCS was nothing but Nash holding down the guys as comedy jokes, and this Idol deal is nothing but Nash continuing to degrade the wrestlers. With the money they save by getting rid of Nash TNA can invest in more cameras or get better music for the videos instead of Adreline Rush every week.

stay away from my Ken Griffey Jr.!

And where does all of this lead to maybe Jay Lethal vs Austin Starr in a 5 minute opening match at Destination X or Lockdown with Bob Backland suspended in a cage outside the ring? Hey Sting when you are done "saving" Abyss's soul can you excommunicate Kevin Nash, fat hairy oily bastard, and unknown ring girl from Impact? They bring nothing to the show other than mindless pop culture that is poisoning the minds of the youth of america who think pro-wrestling is nothing but trash tv of cheesy campy comedy, daytime dramah~ of soaps & talk show self serving advise programming...

Why sign more people when there isn't enough time to get people like Robert Roode, Matt Bently, Kazarian, Devine, over?

John Rhys-Davies is my favorite Sci-Fi channel tv movie of the week actor.

Another week of bad production, editing, direction as the Nash segment was a complete waste of time and was practically the same damn thing as last week the time that was used on that should of been used to extend the ladder match for as long as possible. Yeah those guys get 2 minutes a week to do some comedy. Senshi already has a defined character as the guy who loves kung-fu movies too much, Jay Lethal is the guy who can go toe-to-toe with champions....he almost beat Jarret ya know, Austin Star thinks he is Jesse Ventura/Savage/Adonis, Jerry Lynn has been carrying people in matches from day one, Sonjay is the bald playa from the telemarketing phone bank. All of the comedy shit they do is forgettable but the matches the highspots, the carnage, that they leave in the ring stays in the minds of the fans. Play up to their strengths damn it instead of wasting time on pop culture bullshit that does not help sell PPVs.

So the ladder match is the main event and it has less then 10 minutes to declare the #1 contender?

Let me put it this way Lashley maybe the ECW champion but he is like the #5 face on the brand so they either need to transfer him to monday or friday night cause nobody is buying him as a top face on the Sci-fi channel.

Sting cut another excellent promo but whats the deal with the gimmick match....I'm surprised they did not call it the Frankenstein Alive Deathmatch Damn, is the network demanding that Impact have as many crossover promotions as possible or what? Where the hell is Don Callis when you need him?

Its the WWE Hall of Fame not the Hall of legit-technical-ring-generals that being said Dean Malenko was never good at the interview/promos.

I can't wait to see Steiner invent some new profanity words!

So who is going to get slammed on the table during the contract signing?

Randy Savage vs Tito Santana Savage vs Bruno

Lashley needs to turn heel because he is one of the most boring face champions in the history of WWE.

Beating up some midcard nobodys from Smackdown means nothing.

All I got in my head was I should of worn depends......but wait theres more.....as I sit there taking a shit all I can think of was WHOSE THE BABYS DADDY!?!?!.....and how would I look bald....Scotland had a black king WTF!

Apparently all of these coaching changes are more important than talking about Barry Bonds, Arod loves Jeter, Yankees vs Sox, Cubs curse, Braves never ending search for a closer, etc. So far its been Eli isn't as good as Peyton, the Giants hate their coach, Cowboys will win the NFC East cause its a weak division. No, Mel Kelper siting yet!

We all know that this behavior was learned from Robert Horry who learned it from Phil Jackson.

Cornette is probably trying to sell the company on more baseball ideas which may include some Cubans defecting to join the Marlins and/or LAX.

Russo isn't the only one that needs to be released.

Isn't that what Phil Jackson means whenever he mentions Zen?

Hey its working in AAA for Cibernetico's group Hells Brothers When the hell is TNA going to start promoting pro wrestling again instead of this sitcom that they call Impact?