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    Wrestling Society X (WSX)

    *Tornado. I'm still in shock from him no-selling the field goal kick to the crotch.
  2. Or semi-current stuff: featuring your favorite gangster rappers like State Property, Hot Boys, Master P, Snoop Dog but we all know the best modern movies are the John Singerton classic Boys in the Hood or Spike Jones classic Do the Right Thing. Or if you want to stay campy go get Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood and Tales from the Hood.
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    Regarding The X Division

    Hoyt, Tomko, Nash do not belong in the X Division. The whole David vs Goliath shit is outdated and does not really help either wrestler the styles clash makes the overall product look like either an over rated extended squash or burial punishment for some stupid political reason. Hoyt should follow the lead of Nash and Tomko by working as the bodyguard for someone and never have tv matches ever. Let Hoyt warm up the Orlando Studio freaks by squashing lowcard guys from Florida or baseball players on Spring Training wanting to be a wrestler. I would rather watch Simon Diamond, David Young, Elix Skipper get on tv than suffer through another Hoyt match. Hoyt would be better off working as one of the costume freaks with Seritonin than the goofy white boy without rhythm dancer deal he has going on now. Hell look at Maverick Matt Michael Shane and Johnny Devine they were boring nobodys working in tag matches but now with Seritonin they have a direction. Ok so if Shane Douglas is the Dean of Wrestling and Tomko is the Problem Solver does that make Hoyt the Common Denominator?
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    A serious question about TNA

    Hey maybe the stars can have one good match per taping instead of 3 really short non-finish ones a week!
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    Regarding The X Division

    Roode and Hoyt belong in the tag division not the X division because their style does not translate well working with spotfest nor technical wrestlers. Roode and Hoyt are boring power wrestlers that are more suited to eating guitar shots or being victims to backstage roid rage fits from Kurt Angle then no-selling Sonjay Dutt, Alex Shelley, Austin Starr, Sharkboy comedy spots. Ron Killings as the Black Superman can go and do whatever the fuck he wants he is Teflon he can shine in any division and be a credible champion at the main event, X division, or tag team divisions. Ron Killings has the happy feet that can work in the X Division and oversell transition spots with a twist in pointless opening 6 man tag matches or he can put on his working boots having the Match of the Night against main eventers like Samoa Joe or Raven. I've said it before and I'm going to say it again the Samoa Joe vs Ron Killings match from Impact was the best damn non-PPV match of the year.
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    Wrestling Society X (WSX)

    If you like matches ending with deathmatch spots then wait until you see the main event of the 2nd show of 6-Pack vs Vampiro! So far after watching 2 episodes of WSX I think the rising "new" stars are Breakin Electric 2: Boogaloo Jack Evan, Teddy Hart, Team Dragon Gate since their spots don't look as botchtific as the average AAA show.
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    The OAO Best of Friar's Club/Roast Thread

    You mean the ones with Artie Lang as the drunk that had too much?
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    Wrestling Society X (WSX)

    This just in the Human Torpedo has balls of steel.
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    Nintendo 64

    For $100 the games better be Mario 64, Perfect Dark, Pokemon Coliseum, Turok, Dr. Mario 64, and it better come with the expansion pack and Gameboy Transfer pack.
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    OAO 2/1 Impact Thread

    Wouldn't it be funny if the tape was handed over to the police and after the commercial break you could hear the "police sirens" on the loud speakers with Officer Scott Steiner giving LAX the Rodney King excessive force police beatdown with his metal pipe!
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    TNA Comments which don't warrant a thread

    Who even called TNA a "refreshing alternative" in the first place? The over used cliche that everybody says is "A breath of fresh air". Saying it is an alternative is like saying that Pepsi is a refreshing alternative to Coke and let's not forget that New Coke was a failure.
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    1000 Reasons why Late Night with Conan O'Brien

    328: The Battle of the city tallest buildings: The Sears Tower vs Holiday Inn, Red Roof Inn, IHOP. Chicago literally walks all over Indy -- Godzilla style!
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    OAO ECW Tuesday January 30th

    The over selling of Da POUNCE + Armbar > Cena STFU combo > Batista with one arm > Bitch Spear period
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    OAO 2/1 Impact Thread

    I love it when Lance Storm uses the "Can I be Serious" tone.
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    100 reasons why Sega is/was stupid.

    So they took the easy route by using Windows CE making it simple for any college kid taking 1 semester of computer science to pirate games and upload it to mIRC or newsgroups.
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    TSM Fantasy Baseball 2007

    Vote for doubles GOSH!
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    Final Fantasy VI Advance?

    So how long until it reaches the PS3 to get the Blu-Ray 720p high resolution treatment?
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    OAO 2/1 Impact Thread

    Should I fear a PPV match of VKM vs Hemme & Heart Throbs?
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    OAO ECW Tuesday January 30th

    That or Bobby Lashley is a champion that everybody loves with his Tazz pose, Bulldog slam, Brock entrance keeping people from leaving early to beat the traffic.
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    TSM Fantasy Baseball 2007

    ...and Triples are just short HRs that hit the wall and bounce into the track. Come on now the utility players that do nothing but Steals or pitch hit need the Double stat!
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    OAO 2/1 Impact Thread

    Explain to me again why Christy Hemme is mad at The James Gang? All I saw was alot of yelling and Mr. Ass saying "suck it!". Is there really a need for 3 angles about women being on PMS? I can handle the Miss Tennessee one since she is a wrestler and even the one involving Eric Young looking to get laid but Hemme is just an angry stripper that nobody wants a lapdance from.
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    Castlevania: Dracula X Chronicles

    So its going to be like the PS1 Castlevania Chronicles where it has the original and "rearranged" modes + SOTN? Awesome.
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    Final Fantasy VI Advance?

    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! I already own the PS1 and SNES editions collecting dust somewhere.
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    OAO 2/1 Impact Thread

    I gonna text message 25000 for the man they call Raven because of the cruxifiction angle in ECW
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    OAO 2/1 Impact Thread

    What was the point in the Dale Torborg promo it should of been AJ doing that promo talking shit about Mr. Baseball thinking that he is a wrestler....oh and the Demon gimmick was a joke.
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