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The OaO Raw Thread for August 20, 2007
razazteca replied to UseTheSledgehammerUh's topic in The WWE Folder
I prefer to pronounce it as OMG-ah. -
So which Adrian Peterson is going to have a good year the rookie or da bear bench warmer?
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I predict by the end of season 2 the whole cast of the original Star Trek will make cameos.
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Alot of bad movies where the trailers mislead me into thinking it was one thing than when I turn it on its the complete opposite! DAMN YOU, KUMITE! I WANT MY $4.50 BACK! In the previews its all hype about the full contact kickboxing tournament with the Master Killer from the 36 Chambers Gordan Lui, as the coach. What the preview doesn't tell you that it is a Chinese remake of Rocky and that the whole movie is about the romance between the fighter and his Korean summer school teacher! So basically in the 2 hours that is the movie maybe 10 minutes is the actual tournament plus a 5 minute training montage with an American priest teaching him Tia Chi! Undisputed II is basically Van Damn's In Hell but with Michael Jai White as the lead not bad for a direct-to-video movie. So, White is the champion making some extra money making some bad commercials for Russian Volka then he gets setup by the local mafia and is force to fight the prison champion. Is there anything cooler than a brit actor playing the part of a russian fight club champion? I don't think so. White dominates the fight in the first round with his boxing skills but in round 2 he is drugged and eventually gets KO'd. The mafia makes millions off of this fight and decides that there needs to be a rematch so White gets the only person he can trust as his corner man who just happens to be a lifer in a wheel chair. In the rematch they decide to make it into a crazy fight with both guys doing the Van Damn double kick in the air among other things that only happen the movies. At the end the hero wins the fight with the cliche training montage flashback as he breaks the russian's leg with a knee bar. Next on my list the all of the Bloodsport and Kickboxer sequels.
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The OaO Raw Thread for August 20, 2007
razazteca replied to UseTheSledgehammerUh's topic in The WWE Folder
Carlito. -
I still say its Mae Young and that Adams Family hand, Thing.
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The OaO Raw Thread for August 20, 2007
razazteca replied to UseTheSledgehammerUh's topic in The WWE Folder
What's going to happen when Ron Simmons runs out of words that end with "am"? An awkward pause. Followed by "alakazam", thus giving him the ability to speak in full sentences again. He could yell "SHAZAM!" and become the WCW champ again. -
Londrick and Cade have personalities hence why they are employed by the E.
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Does every Triplemania have an ambulance in the back?
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The OaO Raw Thread for August 20, 2007
razazteca replied to UseTheSledgehammerUh's topic in The WWE Folder
I would put the odds of that happening at even. Or he could order "HAM!" "Do you want some butter?" "JAM!" -
I predict a year full of injuries like his predecessors of McNair and McNabb. The Titans have absolutely nothing on offense which will force him to literally run for his life and the first down.
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Your prediction is not outrageous enough for it to be a WWE production it has to be something spectacular that makes no sense at all so I predict that the baby's mamma is no other than Mae Young and the bastard child is Hornswaggle.
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The OaO Raw Thread for August 20, 2007
razazteca replied to UseTheSledgehammerUh's topic in The WWE Folder
It needs a Perry Saturn cameo so he can say "You're Welcome". -
Its the pre-show concerts with Ryan Seacrest as he introduces several pop icons with no talent other than being music video idols, I don't see a problem with it.
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The OaO Raw Thread for August 20, 2007
razazteca replied to UseTheSledgehammerUh's topic in The WWE Folder
I wanna see The Rock vs Mr. Kennedy battle of wits on the mic while Vince has the flashback down memory lane. -
99% of all indy promotions will have more wrestling cause that is where they LEARN how to wrestle! Too bad the talent can't use those skills on national tv cause they are told to tone down the style to make the elderly WWE guys look good.
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TNA needs to lower its wrestle scale from +8 to a more reasonable +1.
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Guess you're not a fan of Cold Stone then huh.. I would rather get something out of the food court than an over priced waffle cone with Oreo cookies, heath bars, twix, sprinkles, raspberries, strawberries, bananananas.
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DAMN
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I like the trailers for this movie too bad nobody went to it.
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Its going to be HHH again.
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I don't know what to think of my offense I got the Chargers QB, the only Bengal not in jail and the Cowboy who might not start at RB, thats it!
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The tambourine man Sonjay = Bollywood! At the PPV to defend the tag team belts? Oh joy Angle Brothers vs Steiner Brothers vs Brother Ray & Brother D-von is on for the next 3 months.
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Too bad this drama is just going to lead to nothing as usual just like every other extended angle that has been on WWE tv this decade. The person who is the bastard child better start the next wrestling boom otherwise its just Vince & family just stealing tv time to get their thrills of being "hollywood stars". As usual WWE thinks its a good idea to overkill everything that they perceive that will get them attention. So now we have Vince 4 times a week for a total of 7 hours of "YOU ARE NOT THE NEXT OF KIN!". Wake me up when they focus on good ol fashion wrestling matches that is more about athleticism than working boring formulaic matches that will always have a botch to be repeated several times.
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Hasn't it already been established that Vince is a huge perv. Let's look at the facts he gets blowjobs from all of the divas, he stares at Stephanie's breasts, and he has superman grapefruit balls of steel.