Damaramu

My moms dog used to bring her dead gifts as a present. The dog couldn't understand why she didn't want that present.

Just make sure you don't confuse good ground work with boring lay n' pray.

Well this casino has the cards that you put money on and then you play off of the card on the slots. That's hard to do because you dont actually see the money so you spend it more easily. Smart by the casino though.

Well we only went for 2 hours but I only spent 21 dollars. I pretty much went in and said "This is a learning experience" and decided I would play until I was out of money. The slots I only used 5 bucks on and I played penny slots. I didn't have much fun and a lot of the games were confusing. Blackjack I spent the most time on. 50 cents for a hand and a 2 buck minimum bet. I had a blast. I was doing pretty well(though i was only up 2 bucks because i wasn't willing to bet more than 2 at a time) and then they switched dealers and she proceeded to systematically murder me. I understand the game a little better but still don't grasp the doubling and splitting. She offered us insurance but I was told to never do it on this one website so I just stayed. I did get one blackjack. Thank god I read the rules about tapping the table, waving your hand, and about how the dealer isn't allowed to touch you or take money from your hand. My friend dind't know this and he kept trying to hand his cash to the dealer. All in all it was a cheap and fun learning experience and I will give it another shot in the not to distant future. I probably won't play poker ever but blackjack is a fun way to waste a night even if you don't win. I did have a friend that went and he started with 8 dollars. Got up to 41 on the slots then somehow lost it all.

The offense won't skip a beat? You mean the offense that everyone touted as one of the best ever? The offense that was run by one of the best college QBs ever and one of the best college RBs ever won't miss a beat? And you guys accuse me of sipping on fanboy koolaid? Man.

I'm glad CFN picked OU at #4 rather than #1 like everybody else under the sun. They underperform when picked at 1 or 2.

Dude OU is full of Asians....I know how to pronounce that and I get the pun. Anyway I'm hoping I can win at Blackjack. I guess playing one hand would be bad etiquette? Like say I bet 10 and win 15 and I grab that 15 dollars and say "See ya!"

Ok. I was thinking about bringing 30-50 since the buy in at the black jack table is as low as 5 bucks. I'm not looking to walk away from here with 10 g's in my pocket. Maybe turn 30 into 50 or 50 into 75 or whatever.

Has Bush still not signed? I heard he was demanding #1 pick money......but he wasn't the #1 pick. And on top of that it'd be really really bad for his image if he held out on New Orleans after what they went through and everything he said about rebuilding the city.

Isn't that the same Top 4 most people had last year? In that order? CFN is nutty. SC won't be Top 3 and neither will Texas.

It's not like I yell and scream. I just turn the game off or hit quit and restart.

I've smoked weed nine times in my life. All while in junior high and high school. Each time was pretty unremarkable and the people I did it with annoyed the shit out of me. I have no problem with getting high(obviously since i want it legal) but I can't stand people that only do it to be cool and tell people they do it. If you're going to do it then do it because it's fun! I don't do it because I didn't have any fun doing it(that and my work randomly tests and i don't feel like going through all the crap to pass one when you've been smoking) but I've known countless people that don't even like smoking but they do so because everyone around them thinks it's cool and they get to brag about it.

Because the slot machines are low cost/risk and blackjack is high cost/risk?

I threw two pillows at her after I discovered my poor DVD remote and found out that it would cost me 37 dollars. Oh and when I found out about the cost of the new remote I was yelling about it and my gf told me to calm down. I slammed my drink down on the table to show I wasn't calming down. Unfortunately our table is made out of glass. You can fill the pieces in.

I really need to get this game. I never lose at sports games unless it's a close loss. I discover if I'm getting blown out then I get incredibly annoyed and turn the game off.

And if you're black you're locking yourself in your room as a public service. You know to protect all those poor white women you may look at so you don't get any funny ideas. Seriously I don't remember where I heard the black guy and jazz thing at but they used to seriously use it as an argument againts weed.

Man my cardio has got to get better doing this workout for kickboxing. I have to do 14 rounds and each round is 3 minutes with a 1 minute rest in between. I had to do: 1 rd: Jump Rope 1 rd: shadow kickboxing 3 rd: All out kicking 1 rd: left jab 1 rd: right jab 2 rd: all out punching 1 rd: speed bag 2 rd: reflex bag 1 rd: all out punching and kicking I was dying. But then I had to time myself after that on all these exercises: -20 squat thrusts -20 push ups -7 sprints(we have an area) -20 squat kicks(20 on each leg) -30 seconds of just straight jumping(knees to chest) I then moved onto my ab work which lasted a bit. Then I punched around on the bag lightly for a bit waiting for the guys in the ring to get done. Then I got into the ring and worked with a fellow big guy(he's a 205er actually and he claims he can get me to 205) on the wizard takedown(i believe that's what it was), headlock takedowns, armbars from side control, and armbars from the guard. Then we did some light sparring. Normally I thought I'd be dead after a workout like that but I felt suprisingly good. Is that a sign that I'm getting in much better shape? I guess my body is responding better to working out. I should also mention that there the temperature of our gym ranges from 80-90 degrees.

It can make you fat.....really really fat. I recently wrote a critique from a book discussing the legalization of marijuana. I was supposed to decide who made a better argument, the yes or the no. Usually whenever someone is strongly against the legalization they come off sounding like a crusader against drugs and they end up sounding like a moral soldier rather than an educated person giving an informed opinion. But you know the devil weed can make a black man look at a white woman twice and cause you to fall under the influence of listening to jazz.(I shit you not......JAZZ!)

Why? Isn't he the one that got busted with weed?

Well I went in for an open workout at kickboxing today. After working for about 3 hours(and man it was a great workout) the MMA guys showed up and b/c I was big and had grappling and striking experience they drug me into the ring. I did some drills then sparred. I held my own before being caught in an arm-bar but I got some good ground and pound in.

Well yeah I didn't mean to make it totally legal to where everyone is growing it in their backyard and getting high walking down the street. I support the over 21 thing where you have to buy it in a liquor store(or make special head shops that can sell it) and you can only smoke it in said head shop, in a coffee shop, or at home. And if you are caught selling it you are subject to a stiff fine(NOT any kind of jail time. i can't begin to talk about how stupid it is to arrest people for weed). If it's regulated it might be less potent sure(actually I can gurantee it'll be less potent so that you have to buy more to get high and the gov't lines their pockets) but it's better than buying it from some guy that might put some other shit he sells in there to get you hooked. I've seen this happen to a couple of people and heard about it from countless others. I mean by fighting this drug war and making it illegal the government is just making it less safe for the American public and wasting money and increasing the black market. On top of that some people only do it because it is the "forbidden fruit". I mean shit alcohol is legal and it's waaaaaaay more dangerous than weed. And you can get it anywhere!

So I wonder if I'm an anomally. I don't smoke pot at all. But I strongly support it's legalization. Unfortunately that makes it hard to tell people because it usually goes like this: "I wish they'd just make it legal." "So you're a pothead?" "No I don't smoke at all?" "Only potheads want it legal. You must be one." That's usually what happens! Argh. I just think it's stupid that the government spends billions of dollars fighting a relatively harmless drug. The only harm that comes from it really is if you buy it from someone you don't trust or don't know and it's got shit in it that can hurt you. The pot itself is fine! By keeping it illegal they're keeping that chance very high to buy some very bad stuff from a crooked dealer that wants to get you hooked on something else. And on top of that they'd make like twice what they spend fighting it if it were legal. And this whole "War on Drugs" really distracts America from the real problems in our country like poverty and poor education. Not to mention it's incredibly stupid to send someone to jail for possession(even though they claim they don't. but they do.) Fuck in Alabama they have the 3 strikes law where if you're caught with it 3 times you can go to jail 15-Life. Yeah I'd love to spend life in prison for smoking a joint while that rapist gets parole. Everyone is being harmed because I'm sitting in front of my TV getting high and eating some food. Meanwhile some guy just got killed down the street. Who's the criminal? Sorry rant over. It just really annoys me that it's illegal. And I don't even smoke!

Don't worry, they won't be there long once the season starts. Mizzou is one of those teams that people always think will reach "the next level" and never quite makes it. I guess it's residual goodwill leftover from the 5th Down game. Mizzou has to be the only team that is constantly picked high in both big sports(football and basketball) and fails hard in both. I'm not talking about a team picked in the Top 10 that falls to like 26-30. I'm talking about being picked in the Top 25 and falling completely off the radar and out of the Top 50-60.

Weed has gotta have more slang and nicknames related to it and it's use than anything else on earth.

Wait I just saw Mizzou in the top 25. You're shitting me there right? They lose one of their best players ever(Brad Smith) and still have a shitty coach.....and they're Top 25?