The Metal Maniac

Okay, maybe I'm psycho, but...do black mothers tend to invent names for their children more often then others? It's just that there seems to be a number of black people with really weird names I've never heard of, that are kinda similar to normal names, but changed around somehow. But I dunno, that could be the way it's spelled in some place I've never heard of. I mean, there are people who spell the name Rory as Ruairdhi, so it's possible, I guess. So...do black people make up names for their kids, or am I confuzzled? If I'm not confuzzled, why do they do this?

I can crack all of my toes. And by "can", I really mean that curling my toes will make them crack. Guaranteed. Unless, of course, I just cracked them; I can only do it a few times in quick succession before they cease making noise. I crack my knuckles too.

Dude, they found him in a spaceship in a field. It doesn't really matter how old she was. In fact, it probably makes more sense for the Kents to be an older couple (like, 40-50 when they found Superman) since they had no kids after they found him. Of course, they also had none before, so maybe Pa is hiding something...but still.

Really? So if I went into a casino, got really stinking lucky and started to clean up on Blackjack, they could kick me out just for winning? That sucks. To the casinos it is. It puts the odds in your favour, thus, it's somehow unfair.

If I'm tripping on good shrooms, I can't help but stare at mirrors. One time I spent literally about a half-hour in my friends bathroom, staring at the mirror and the floor (which had a neat, moving tile pattern). Part of it is because I think I look really, REALLY strange with huge pupils, and this feeling is much stronger when I'm zooming. This happened to me when I was on acid. The worst part was, anytime I got a thought which I felt I could articulate, I'd forget what it was as I was trying to say it. Too many thoughts, all at once - it was really hard to focus.

In the casinos around here, they shuffle up about 8 decks of cards, then randomly pick a section of those cards to use. If you can still count cards effectively against those odds, I figure you should be allowed to. But then again, casinos, like most businesses (if I'm not mistaken) like to err on the side of caution and say that can kick out anyone for anything. Really, I think the sytem would be better if they didn't share security information as Jingus said. Got kicked out of one casino because you made it too obvious? Pick another and be more discrete.

Roughly how long does it take to beat the game?

I don't think the IC belt was ever actually bigger then the world title, was it? I mean, it was bigger then it is now, but I don't think it was bigger then the WWF belt. Anyway, I think he should wear the '95 title belt.

NIGHTMARE SANCHEZ I'm in love with this guy. They said that on the show too, but unless I read the graphic wrong, he had a one-pound, no-inch advantage.

GWAR - Meat Sandwich I mean, come on. I think it'd be one of my favourite videos just for the shots of GWAR walking around some street while one of them tries to read a map, but the fact that Oderus owns Jesus at basketball makes it all the better. One - Metallica. "It's morse code." "For what?" "S.O.S. Help!"

The best part of that video (besides Halford prying the bars apart with his bare hands) is the security guard playing a cardboard, upside-down Flying V.

Almost forgot: Big Bossman's minature, extendable nightstick that he hid in his flakjacket.

Nah. If he was REALLY smart, he'd release the movies in their original form, NOW, since everyone already bought the re-done ones, and SW geeks would buy them again anyway.

Does the Giant throwing Rey Jr. at someone in WCW count?

This confuses the hell out of me. Isn't/wasn't Flair HHH's favourite wrestler? Cuz I can't see doing something like that to your favourite wrestler. I mean, if I was in his spot, I wouldn't book Benoit to kiss my ass all day and then spend my career trying to top his accomplishments.

This site is crazy. I found my house. It took a disturbing amount of time. I also found my mother's school. And a number of good joint-smoking places. How insane.

Right. I mean, all this guy did was try to kill his wife himself, while she was alive and not a vegtable.

Yeah, how unpredictible...for HHH to have left WM as Champion for THREE YEARS STRAIGHT. Hell, he would have been 4 for 5 if you count back to WM 16. HHH winning is NEVER unpredictictable. Hell, I refused to believe that Benoit was going over until I saw HHH tap. Even then I didn't really believe it for about 10 minutes. Besides, being unpredictible isn't always good thing. Sometimes, the people KNOW the good guy is gonna win, but they want to see it happen anyway.

We have a winner.

Anyone else find it odd that Eddie can get a bigger pop just by STANDING AROUND then Cena can by holding up the friggin' title?

Perhaps, by getting very belligerent and angry, these little guys think that they can convince the bigger guys that they know something about fighting - I mean, why else would a 5'4" guy call out a 6'2" guy unless he KNEW he could kick his ass? And if not, maybe it's a bluff, with the little guy hoping that the big guy knows all of what I just said. I don't suppose it's a very good idea, but I'm just sayin'.

Know what really pisses me off? I have a box set of the original trilogy, and of the re-done trilogy, on VHS. They're both fucking fullscreen. You can't even READ the opening text. Such a pain in the ass. Edit: I'm an idiot.

Jesus, Leia is one lucky bitch. She's born into royalty, but when that family gets fucked, she's adopted by royalty. Weird. EXACTLY. Unless you already know that he grows up to be one of the most evil people in the galaxy, there's not much interest in the character. Remember, there's probably a good reason that Lucas started with Episode 4 himself.

Uh, Smackdown 2 HAD casket matches. They sucked.

I never liked the Mighty Ducks. And I still like most of the movies I really liked as a kid. Keep in mind too, the new trilogy is a LOT of politicing and backstage dealings. Would little kids enjoy/understand that kind of stuff to even really get the movies? Hell, I don't think *I* really get chunks of the new movies.