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    Full Smackdown spoilers

    Awesome wasn't even in a match - he just ran in, powerbombed Rhyno through a ladder, pinned him and ran off. At least, I think it was Rhyno...
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    Favorite Horror Movie Moments

    Freddy vs Jason: When that kid comes running out of the field, followed shortly by Jason's machete, and Jason himself - while on fire. Day of the Dead: Some of the most disturbing scenes I've ever seen. I think the guy getting his head torn off while still alive (complete with the sound of his voice changing as his vocal chords get fucked) was the freakiest thing in the movie, though my favourite part was when that one dude blew his own head off, mostly because I'd been saying "why don't these idiots just kill themselves?" since the movie started.
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    Favorite Spaceballs lines

    You missed the best part of that bit. "STOP THIS THING!!!" "We can't stop - it's too dangerous!!"
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    Your family origins

    My grandmother was German, my great-grandmother MAY have been a native American (we honestly don't know), and the rest of my family are either Irish or Scottish, though most of the Irish part has been in Canada since the 1700's or so.
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    Gene Snitsky looks like a tool

    If Victoria uses a pumphandle emerald fusion as a transition move, then yes. And yeah, it wasn't really as high-angle as an emerald fusion should be, but I dunno what else to call it.
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    Star Wars Trilogy DVD Set

    Just to toss this out, while people are discussing Padme's death: The theory I heard, and that I enjoy most, is that Padme is killed by Palpatine while Anakin watches. This would tie in very nicely to the end of RotJ. Basically, have Palpatine try to force out some information from Padme (like where Anakin's kids are, since Palpatine knows his kids would be a threat) with Force Lightning. Anakin just stands there and watches. He just lets it happen. This becomes the moment Anakin dies, and Vader is born. Then, at the end of RotJ, the opposite thing happens: Vader watches Palpatine fry up Luke, but decides to do something about it. Thus, he is redeemed, and everyone is happy. Luke is naturally very strong in the Force. He probably didn't need to train as much as others would.
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    Gene Snitsky looks like a tool

    He does look like a tool, but only because he seems to CONSTANTLY be making what I can only call his "Angry Face", with his lips curled back and shit.
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    Favorite Family Guy lines

    "18? You're first!" "Mom!" "I like where this is going!" "Hey, does this look like a Q to you?" "No." "How about now?"
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    Favorite Family Guy lines

    "Gimmie back my sock, ya goat bastard!"
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    All of the Bossman bullshit

    Nothing on earth will ever top the day that Curt HenniNg became everyone's favourite wrestler ever.
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    The Bible is literally true.

    Because spontaneous generation was disproved long ago. Matter just can't do that. What can? God. Major duh. I know matter doesn't just come from nothing. All I'm really saying is, I don't see how people can so easily accept the big bang theory, yet be so against the possibility of God at the same time. We don't fully understand how either of those things could have happened, so to say "this one is true because it sounds more scientific" seems kind of silly to me.
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    The Bible is literally true.

    Ya'll are missing the point. Do you worship Zues? Then who gives a shit. Booooo. I give a shit dammit - not that I worship either of those Gods, but I'd still be curious to see how you would disprove a God. Also, I'd like to point out that I don't see how some atom exploding and creating the entire universe from nothingness makes any more or less sense then an invisible man who did the same thing.
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    The Bible is literally true.

    I'm interested to see how you would prove that there isn't a different God. Give me a god and I will. I can't do them all at once. Ok....um... Prove that there is no Zeus. Or better yet, go for Vishnu - I think I spelled that wrong, but you know - the Hindu God.
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    Heya guys...... I have returned

    Where the fuck is AoO when you need him?
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    The Bible is literally true.

    I'm interested to see how you would prove that there isn't a different God.
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    Something that's been bugging me

    As Bret Hart would have told you, it's a hell of a lot harder to make it look like you're killing the guy without ever actually hurting him. I suppose you could argue, in SOME cases, stiffness is a replacement for talent. Can't do anything really good? Well, just punch him REALLY HARD.
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    Something that's been bugging me

    *ding ding ding* A buddy of mine made a really good point about this, while specifically talking about Lo-Ki/Samoa Joe. Samoa Joe has what, a hundred pounds on Lo-Ki? If you're going to go out and really hit each other, the LEAST you can do is make it look realistic. By all rights, if Samoa Joe really clocked Ki, Ki should be DEAD. I think wrestling stiff is OK, but only if done right. Like, if two guys want to really slug it out, that's fine - but if one guy just decides to rough up another without his consent, well, he's a fucking dickhead. And if you're going to wrestle stiff, SELL IT. Wrestling stiff and no-selling is borderline retarded.
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    Star Wars Trilogy DVD Set

    Why not? It makes sense within the story. THEY don't even know they're brother and sister. Besides that, with their inherent Force powers, they probably felt some sort of attraction to each other through that, but only later learned it was a sibling thing, not a love thing, know what I mean?
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    I've started smoking.

    Silly question: Why not just tell people to fuck off when they ask for a smoke? I mean, if it bugs you enough to switch brands, you'd think you'd just stop doing it.
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    Donald Duck in Naziland

    If you punch in "Banned cartoons" in Kazaa or some similar program, you can often find a number of cartoons like this. I will warn you though: That song is catchy. Why is that a warning? Well, when you first catch yourself wandering around going "When the Fuehrer says/We is the master race/We HEIL~! HEIL~!/Right in the Fuehrer's face", you'll know. I still find it hard to get over the use of Swastikas in a fucking Disney cartoon. Or Popeye using phrases like "Come back here, ya Japansies!"
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    The Bible is literally true.

    Hey, some stuff I think I know! As far as the Mormons go (that is what LDS refers to, no? Latter-Day Saints? If not, I'm about to look real stupid), they do not believe in God being the Omnipotent being who made the whole universe. See, they believe that any human who is pure enough of heart or something can ascend to Godhood. This, they claim, is what happened in the case of God. So really, to them, God is an alien being, and NOT the All-Powerful one who created everything. Thus, this is not the same God that other Christians believe in. Further, they believe that God actually took on mortal form and got Mary pregnant the old-fashioned way. Thus, they don't believe in the Virgin Mary or the Immaculate conception, two EXTREMELY IMPORTANT Christian beliefs. So they don't believe in the same God, and as a direct result, they don't believe in the same Jesus. Thus, they're not really Christians. The traditional reason, I believe, is because God has decided to give mortals choice. He lets them be evil, because if he forced them to be good, then they would have no choice in life. And yes, I'm aware that the whole "all-knowing" bit kinda contradicts this, but hey, I think that's the reason they give. Another way to look at it that I found interesting: Sin and evil do not exist. Well, OK, they do, but not in the same sense that other things exist. They exist in the sense that cold and dark exist. What do I mean by that? Well, darkness isn't really a thing - it's just the absence of something else: light. The same applies to coldness. Coldness is simply the lack of heat. We can measure heat, we know that it's what happens when molocules move around faster (or something like that - it's been a while since science class). Where am I going with this? Simple - sin and evil are just what happens when God is not present. And yeah, I know he's omnipotent and all that jazz, but hey, like I said, *I* thought it was a neat theory.
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    Star Wars Trilogy DVD Set

    For the record, I have the VHS set that was done with all the THX re-mastering and stuff, but no actual changes to the films. On the box itself, it refers to this set as "the final video release of Star Wars in its original version". Make of that what you will, but I, for one, would not be shocked if he never did release the originals. He'd be a fool not to though - after a few years, people will EASILY drop more money for the originals.
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    My Coworkers Are Fucking Morons

    I once had a similar situation at work. I mentioned Iron Maiden to some chick at work, and she didn't know who they were. I kinda joked around with her about it, then the conversation took this turn: Her: "This reminds me of when my friend yelled at me because I didn't know who Led Ze-" Me: "HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT KNOW LED ZEPPELIN???" Like, it's one thing to not listen to a band, but to have never even heard of Led Zeppelin? COME ON. She later asked me "what does HE play?" Stupid woman.
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    Tony Schiavone back with WWE...

    If they put him back on TV, I'll watch wrestling with the sound off, so help me God. Remember folks, this is the same guy that once said "Benoit has got the chair!" as Benoit PULLED A TABLE FROM UNDER THE RING. What a tool.
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    Matt Hardy/Taboo Tuesday/HHH quotes

    Of course it's C - he didn't lose "half" the title, he lost the whole thing. Then Hogan lost it to the Undertaker, who lost it to the Rock, who lost it to Brock, who then decided he was only gonna wrestle on SD, forcing Bischoff to just kinda declare HHH the "World Champion". He didn't have ANY belt in-between those times, so I don't see how it could be anything but C.
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