WrestlingDeacon

I don't have an Xbox but I write a lemon involving the cast of Barney Miller just to fuck with Thoth's mind. Be careful what you ask for.

Go watch Rajun' Cajun and then come talk to me.

Tarantino is a very wooden and flat actor. About the only time I really like him was during the "Like a Virgin" schtick in Resevoir Dogs and that was because he really got some energy going. He was atrocious in "From Dusk Til Dawn" and really killed that out of the gate, because I never really believed him as the psychopath he was supposed to be. He was too laid back.

who had TONY STETSON for a lackey

who was replaced as his brother's tag team partner by AHMED JOHNSON.

who was the Anvil and GREG VALENTINE was the Hammer. They should have teamed up.

You know, I was thinking the other Jason Alexander too and man would that have been cool as fuck. That would elevate him to pimp master uber supreme.

who is from Lima, Ohio and the BEVERLY BROTHERS were announced as being from Shaker Heights.

who was given the MCW Hardcore title by JOEY ABS and he promptly threw it in the river.

who has the Franchise stable in TNA with MICHAEL SHANE.

He didn't say not to. Jackass.

who has been become a lackey of HULK HOGAN'S hanging out with him in real life all the time.

I never did like Tom Cruise. He has three moods: anxious, determined and smiling smugly. He is very smart in the roles he chooses and he's done well to build a persona around him that makes him seem cool to guys and sexy to women, when he's really a hack actor and a douchebag.

I like her tits (fake as they are), but her face does nothing for me. And both of those gals were in a Santa's Little Helper's contest on the Christmas Smackdown with SABLE, who is more plastic than a Barbie doll.

That Eel banner is the greatest damn thing I have ever seen. You have reserved yourself a place in heaven for that one my friend. I am amused and I'm going to put that in my sig tomorrow. And if you want to do a Frost banner, I always pictured him as Dolph Lundgren from Rocky IV. You'd have to add the chest scar.

It's not Afa or Afa Jr. I know that.

Do me a Memphis Eel banner using Bruce Campbell from Bubba Ho-Tep. Amuse me.

Either that type of humor appeals to you or it doesn't. The Stooges were slapstick masters with precision timing. They also had good chemistry with each other, including Shemp, and knew how to get the most out of various situations. As comedic actors, they could walk into a certain environ and say "ok, what can we fuck up and how bad can we fuck it up." I don't watch them diehard, but like and appreciate them.

Ok, then the pictures I saw of the guy I thought was Samoa Joe was not Samoa Joe. My apologies. But, yeah, I do know that there no way that's Jamal or Rosey. You might want to check out Afa's website www.wildsamoan.com where he has a detailed family tree and some pictures up.

I'm thinking that guy looks a bit too young to be Tama. It might be Samoa Joe, I've only seen a couple pictures of him, but it kind of looks what I remember of him in the face.

The Whispers rock and are totally underrated. They've been around for years. The Spinners are pretty much also rans for me with the rest of the do-wop styled groups, but their seventies more socially aware albums were certainly quality.

Ok, but what have they done since SNL. Not much. And actually I personally do think that both suck, but both are pretty cute and I would bang them.

Raven's choice in women has never been the greatest. He used to hang out with BILLY KIDMAN too.

SNL cast members from the Mike Myers era who have done jack shit or in general suck a large one: Melanie Hutsell Morwenna Banks Beth Cahill Siobhan Fallon Laura Kightlinger David Koechner Nancy Walls Sarah Silverman

Most of you know I write the Ask 411 Movies column for 411 Mania. I recieved an email from a reader wanting to know the name of a t.v. movie from the 80's. The funny thing is, from his brief description, I remember just about everything about the damn movie aside from the title and who was in it. If my memory serves, this astronaut gets caught outside his space capsule during a solar burst or something like that. He is knocked uncoscious from the blast, but his teammates pull him in and they return to earth. Back on earth, he finds that he gains super powers when he looks directly into the sun. If he just glances at the sun his vision turns blue and he gains increased intelligence and deductive reasoning. I also think he gained the ability to see in the other areas of the light sprectrum. Like he could tap into x-rays and see through objects. If he stared longer into the sun, everything would turn yellow and he would gain super strength and speed among other possible powers. If he continued to stare into the sun, his vision would go red and his powers would go into hyperdrive, fizzle out and then his brain would explode if his exposure to the sun continued. I think this was on ABC and meant to be a pilot for a show that never happened. I remember it coming across like Super MacGyver. Any ideas on what this might have been would be very appreciative. Thanks.