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  1. WrestlingDeacon

    Wrestling Link Game....

    who busted almost as quick as OUTBACK JACK.
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    How much is your soul worth?

    $21,119.68 This means I'm having the most fun and question what God needs with a starship.
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    August Superstars of the Month

    I write a MOTYC to retire on and don't get diddly bumpkis. Although with a list like that, I don't think I want on it.
  4. WrestlingDeacon

    NFL Survivor

    I'll take Buffalo
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    Pick My Fantasy League QB

    Bledsoe by far. Jacksonville will give him no trouble and he has tons of weapons this year.
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    Favorite Comedy Songs

    Chainsaw Juggler by The Four Postman Dropkick Me Jesus Through the Goalpost of Life by Mac Davis Yo Mama rap by the Dead Ale Wives I Want to Fuck the Shit out of You by David Allen Coe I Need Your Barry Manilow by Ray Stevens Elvis has Left the Building and All You Have Left is Me by The Old Dogs Ballad of Irving by Frank Gallop They're Not Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore by Kinky Friedman (Kinky Friedman is genius) I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman by Whistling Jack Smith King Tut by Steve Martin
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    Wrestling Link Game....

    who jobbed out JIMMY SNUKA at his first Wrestlemania.
  8. I'm against random swearing, no matter how much it fits your character. I always have to ask people what channel they think our shows are on, HBO? Although swearing does seem natural here and helps to get the rawness of the scene over. The line breaks do help, but your basic structure is still off from standard english. I'm probably the only person this bothers. I like the detailed setup you give to the scene before Bowers speaks. It gives a very clear visual. I don't like Bowers dissing the SJL ever. If the SJL is so beneath him, than why is he here? Why does he want to dominate a place that sucks? And if the SFWL was so great, why did he leave them? You need to tweak that theme that Bowers wants to take over the JL to prove himself and earn a spot in the WF, whom he does hold in high regard. I love how he cuts down Daemon by bringing in his history in the SFWL and his greater experience in the ring. That really helps to develop his character. I like the sarcastic antagonim between Kate and Bowers. It's an interesting dynamic and I'll be waiting to see how that relationship develops in the coming weeks. I question them talking about bush league pysche out shit, and then doing bush league pysche out shit. That really tips your hand. Promos that involve song lyrics suck and I drive to the houses of people who write them and beat them with an oyster mallet. I wrote a promo set to the Super Bowl Shuffle just to show people how fucking stupid a gimmick it is. However, it works in this circumstance as the music is integrated into the scene and is used in a very mocking manner. It's very winking at just how stupid the whole bit is and playing into things in this way, I don't mind it. I really like the overall tone of the piece and am digging the way you're fleshing out the characters of Bowers and Kate. While Bowers really comes off like a Sandman clone, this promo went a long way to add some humor and dimension to him and the relationship with his valet. The promo was funny and did everything a first promo should do to help establish a character. Daemon, you BETTER do a reply promo.
  9. WrestlingDeacon

    Wrestling Link Game....

    who faced ARN ANDERSON in his very last match
  10. WrestlingDeacon

    How old be you?

    LDP makes the average 19.44 The inclusion of Ian would make the average 19.02.
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    Pick My Fantasy League QB

    Chiefs have the better defense and, if memory serves, don't usually play well in KC. Although Maddox has a lot of offensive weapons and the running game in Pittsburgh is not that great this year with Bettis about done and Zeroue not being allowed the opportunity to really break out. Maddox is going to be putting the ball up like Bledsoe that year New England was down to their 4th string running back (ironically, a dude named Pass). The Rams defense is ok and probably won't be as good as last year's improvement. I don't think Garcia will throw as often as Maddox, because I see Erickson trying to keep a fairly even keel with pass and run plays in an attempt to control the clock and keep his offense of the field. I think the 49'ers have the best chance of winning the game, but Maddox will probably put the ball in the air the most times. If you're feeling lucky, go with Maddox. If not, go with Garcia who has been one of the best and consistent fantasy qb's for years now.
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    How old be you?

    19.31 after 35 people posted. RJ "having sex right now" Frost
  13. WrestlingDeacon

    Wrestling Link Game....

    use Pam unstick thread spray on all your stuck threads.
  14. WrestlingDeacon

    Wrestling Link Game....

    Who are really just doing a third rate version of THE FABULOUS ROUGEAU BROTHERS.
  15. WrestlingDeacon

    The Joe Schmo Show

    I just now figured out you meant this in connection to Sasha Mitchell. The deal was his wife was abusing their children and he attacked her to defend them. He now has soul custody of their four children and she can only have five strictly supervised visits with them per year.
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    Wrestling Link Game....

    which occured on Flair's interview show to the shock of FIFI THE FRENCH MAID.
  17. WrestlingDeacon

    Wrestling Link Game....

    who I saw wrestle live at a rinky dink indy show headlined by BUFF BAGWELL.
  18. WrestlingDeacon

    Wrestling Link Game....

    who held the cruiserweight tag titles with KID ROMEO.
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    ESPN says PNC Park is the best

    I love PNC Park. I haven't been to a lot of stadiums, but it's by far the best I've been too. A friend of mine is a huge Reds fan and kept saying that Great America was going to blow PNC out of the water. Once he went, he couldn't honestly say it did. It torqued him off. As a side note, I've been to the implosions of Riverfront and Three Rivers and I hope to go to the one for the Vet. I should have t-shirts made.
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    Wrestling Link Game....

    who served under MAJOR GUNNS. (go ahead, think dirty on that one.)
  21. WrestlingDeacon

    Wrestling Link Game....

    I'll link Sarah, she was part of the Diva's swimsuit issue and special last year, despite doing very little in the WWE, just like SHARMELL SULLIVAN.
  22. WrestlingDeacon

    How old be you?

    19.55 with 25 people in. And I've had sex than more girls than any of you and I'm uglier than all of you put together, but I've got finesse.
  23. WrestlingDeacon

    The Joe Schmo Show

    I certainly do. Sasha Mitchell was Cody. He was also on the last few seasons of Dallas with Duffy as a lost son of JR's and was in Kick Boxer 3 and 4.
  24. WrestlingDeacon

    Wrestling Link Game....

    who was run off the road once by THE OUTSIDERS.
  25. WrestlingDeacon

    How old be you?

    Now at 19.82 with 23 people accounted for.
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