Dr. Tyler; Captain America

Car stories are fun. I had one where some dick was flashing his high beams at me when I was going down a side street, so naturally, being the moron that I am, I tried to let him pass. He slows down too. He pulls up next to me and yells, "GET THE GUN!!!" And then I realized it was one of my dickhead friends. Ah hahahhahahhaa!!!!!! ... Duck season.

Have you ever considered founding a religion? If not, you should.

Y'know, Marney's so much better than everyone alive that it fucking hurts to acknowlege it. We can only hope that someone will put her out of her misery soon, for the strain and anguish put on her by simply existing in such a world as ours is more than extraordinary. Lo, we should all give our praise to this kind and benevolent -- not to mention inherently guided by the shining light of this world -- woman, for she makes many sacrifices to simply live in such a place as this. Marney, we thank you for your presence, O kind and gentle one! I, on behalf of everyone on the Earth, apologize for our inferiority! EDIT: Marney's greatness caused me to misspeak, forgive me.

Ah, just like the good ol' days. Talking about the scent... of X.

There'll be a recall Arnold campaign in 100 days. Not saying it's right or wrong, but it'll be damned entertaining to watch.

I see.

Oh.

Judge sucks.

I just wanted to post in the thread, really. So, WTF!!!

Indeed. The political face of the church pisses me the fuck off a lot, too, so you're not alone. However, I absolutely refuse to believe they're this stupid.

.... WTF.

I agree, but I hardly think the political face of the Catholic Church put out a paper condemning the use of condoms. It sounds like one or two morons said some stupid shit and it was picked up by the Guardian.

<----------------- Catholic. <---------------- Thinks Africans should use condoms. So yes, comments like "STUPID CATHOLICS THINK THEY SHOULDN'T USE CONDOMS LOL U SUQ LYNCH CATHOLICS" are rather absurd. Hell, I bet not even all of the LEADERSHIP believes what this cardinal said.

Meh. I personally doubt that said statements are anything more than the opinions of one or more idiots that happen to be higher-up in the bureaucracy. Don't condemn "CATHOLICS" because of the stupidity of one or two morons.

I call supreme general of the NEW American republic. Damn fuckin' right. Who wants dictator?

Fuck a presidential administration.

That's disgusting.

Die, whore.

Judge is a murderer.

It probably wouldn't have swung the election either way, but the ACLU was right: punch cards suck. From DHinMI on dailykos.com:

Who says "snap"? Speaking of snap, how's Edwin doing?

Shut up.