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The theme of this match appears to be 'Exploring the Headlock and Its Many Variations'.

See, it's funny, because they're saying "Hey Trish, you're so fine", instead of Mickey, who commissioned them. Okay, I'm grasping at straws here.

That was actually a pretty cool transition.

And let the blaspheming begin.

My match has been resent. Hopefully it went through correctly.

"C'mon beer, get in my mouth!" ----------------------------- "Sorry about that electrician crack. My father's village was attacked by electricians." ----------------------------- "We are from Europe! Ahahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." Every time I watch the credits, I can't help but laugh hysterically along with the 'bots.

So, Devilfish. Might just be the most poorly edited movie ever made. Made for a great MST3K film because of that, though. "The director's vision; lots of shots of things." -------------------- "It was almost like a voice." "A voice?" "Did I say voice? I meant DOORKNOB." --------------------- "Yes, here it is. Ten o'clock, heard voice filled with hate." --------------------- "I like the color of your eyes." "The rest of you is hideous. Bye!" --------------------- "He'd sit on his mother's head if he had something to gain from it." "Hot image, Bob!"

"You recognize him?" "Sure I do, it's the guy with all the words." "You mean the guy with all the bread." "Words? Bread? Must be Samuel Johnson with a baguette."

10,782 and done.

"Where does that guy even keep his acorns?" ------------------------------ "You must follow them, and you must abide by the laws of time and space." "Yeah, what are those again?" ------------------------------ *is edited out of sight* "Oops."

"The hospital looks like a bus! It's all coming together!"

That's the only reason I care. Playing at home just isn't the same; it costs a small fortune to get a pad even close to the real thing. And yeah, I was they would renew the damn liscenses on those four MAX songs already (Ghosts, Flash in the Night, Follow Me, Bye Bye Baby Balloon). They're really some of the most fun songs in the game's history.

"Yeah, I can see Akira Kurosawa's influence here, what with how there's a movie going on, and it's on film..." ------------------------------ "Our bodies are at the hospital, hooked up to machines!" "My body's hooked up to a snowblower!" ----------------------------- "These people can't see us." "I can see you!" ----------------------------- "Led Zeppelin was wrong, man." "Shut up!" "There is no stairway to heaven." "Zep is never wrong!" ----------------------------- "Hi folks. You might be wondering if I'm Martin Sheen. Well, I'm not. Turns out I'm his more talented but less appreciated brother. Thank you."

There's only one good Italian place in this entire city, and it's almost always packed. Besides that, Columbus is pretty well covered.

6'10" is six inches away from 7'4". 4'7" is twenty-seven inches away from 6'10".

Grrr. I don't post for a couple weeks and suddenly I lose all respect around here. Well, in any case... The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson Yep. -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt Myers 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU 20. Tim Dillon Maddix. SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild Hawke. SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu Blank. SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez Cross.

This is likely not a final songlist, but here are the songs that were available on the machine at the location test. Returns Long Train Running Sync(For Extreme) Xenon Wild Rush Wild Rush (From non-stop megamix) Happy Wedding V(for extreme) La Senorita Virtual Vanity Angel Tsugaru Tsugaru (Applemix) True… (Radio Edit) Trip Machine Dive To The Night Love This Feeling Think You Better D Least 100 Seconds Drop The Bomb .59 Tears Stay (Organic House Version) 321 Stars Sweet Sweet Love Magic Love Love Shine My Summer Love My Summer Love (Tommy’s Smile Mix) Love Love Sugar Dive (More Deep and Deeper Style) Can’t Stop Falling In Love Stoic (Extreme Version) Destiny Lovers Still In My Heart Still In My Heart (Momo Mix) Am-3p Am-3p (AM East Mix) Sp-Trip Machine (Jungle Mix) Superstar Superstar (From Non-stop megamix) So In Love Ever Snow Ska A Go Go Silent Hill Silent Hill (3rd Christmas Mix) Share My Love Sexy Planet Sexy Planet (From Non-Stop Megamix) Secret Rendez-vous SANA MORETTE NE ENTE True… (Trance Sunrise Mix) Sakura R3 Pink Rose Groove 2001 Break Down Trip Machine Survivor Remember You Paranoia Rebirth Rain Of Sorrow Graduation Put Your Faith In Me Paranoia Evolution Paranoia Eternal Paranoia Max -Dirty mix- Paranoia Afronova Primeval Orion.78 Civilization Mix Burning Heat (3 option mix) Don’t Ever Stop On The Jazz Holic Celebrate Night Celebrate Night (Euro Trance Style) Orion.78 Am Euro Mix Mobo Moga Calico Cat Rock (Mikenko Rock) Midnigt blaze Memories Kiss Me All Night Long Cutie Chaser (Morning Mix) Matsuri Japan Matsuri Japan (From Non-stop Megamix) Make It Better Magic Door Luv To Me (Disco Mix) Trip Machine (Luv Mix) Look To The Sky Look To The Sky (True Color Mix) Let The Beat Hit Em Miracle Moon Leading Cyber Can’t Stop Falling In Love (Speed Mix) La Senorita L’Amore et la Liberte La Bamba Kind Lady Keep On Movin Kakumi Jet World Jane Jana Jam Jam Reggae Do It Right Do It Right (Harmonised Mix) Kiss Kiss Kiss Insertion I’m Gonna Get Ya I Feel… 1998 Hysteria Hysteria (2001) Hyper Eurobeat Hold On Me Heaven Is a 57” Metallic Grey Healing Vision (Angelic Mix) Groove Higher Higher (Next Morning Mix) Genome Scream Twin Bee ~Generation X~ Gamelan de Couple Frozen Ray 5.11 Firefly Feeling Of Love Healing Vision Exotic Ethnic Destiny Era -Nostal Mix- End Of The Century E-Motion Electro Tuned (The Subs Mix) Ecstasy Ecstasy (Midnight Blue Mix) Dynamite Rave Dynamite Rave (B4 Za Beat Mix) DXY D”R Drop Out Drop Out (From Non-stop Megamix) Dr Love Luv To Me (AMD Mix) Jam Jam Reggae (AMD SWING MIX) Gradiusic Cyber Gentle Stress (AMD Sensual Mix) Dead End Dynamite Rave (Down Bird Sota Mix) Dance Dance revolution Daikenkai Cutie Chaser Crash Colors (For Extreme) Trip Machine Climax Paranoia KCET Celebrate Candy * Burning The Floor Burning The Floor (Blue Fire Mix) Broken My Heart Brilliant 2 U BRILLIANT 2U (Orchestra Groove) BRILLIANT 2U (Kog 3 Mix) Drop the Bomb (System S.F Mix) B4U B4U (B4 Za Beat Mix) Be Lovin Be In My Paradise Bag Baby Baby Gimme Your Love Blue Impulse Candy <3 AM-3P (303 Base Mix) Air Love Again Tonight After The Game Of Love Afronova Afronova (From Non-stop Megamix) Across The Nightmare Abyss Absolute A Max 300 MaxX Unlimited The Legend Of Max Paranoia Survivor Paranoia Survivor Max New Songs (Bemani Transplants/Home Version Songs/Licenses) Ki.se.ki Doll IFuturist Maria I Believe Love Is Orange Make A Difference Seduction Tomorrow You Gonna Move It Polovitsion Dances and Chorus Inside Your hearty Passion Of Love Saturday Night Love Your Rain (rage mix) Your Not Here Maximiser Funk Boogie Stars *** Freedom Can Be Real Une Deux Trois Scorching moon A Stupid barber Forever Sunshine I Need You Try 2 Luv U Tomorrow Perfume Innocence Of Silence Fly Away Mur Mur Twins Ska Ska no. 3 Centaur No. 13 Moon Konoko no Nanatsu no Owaini Xepher Red Zone Nijiiro Mugen Happy * Angel Dragon Blade Curus What A Wonderful World Toxic A Love Like This Paranoia Respect Fascination Max

I'm very excited for it. I haven't played DDR regularly in nearly two years, but this looks to suck me back into the habit. Lots of great returning songs, plenty of tracks that were formerly home exclusives (Un Deux Trois and Scorching Moon in particular), and Bemani transplants that I've wanted in DDR for years (Love is Orange and murmur twins!) could make this mix good enough to rival Extreme. I am somewhat concerned about it being a US and Europe release only, since American Bemani releases tend to suck hard. From what I've seen, though, they haven't dumbed the game down at all for their intended caucasian audience, which is a great relief. I'll be in the arcade the first day the game shows up.

GLEE!

Anybody else notice that the incident allegedly took place at 2:00 AM, yet the picture was clearly taken in broad daylight?

Cambot! (dun-dun, dun-dun) Gypsy! (dun-dun, dun-dun) Tom- Hm? Oh. El Luchadore Magnifico.

Thank you, that's very helpful.

Holy shit.

$29.99.

The interface is a strain on the eyes and, as far as I can tell, it's impossible to exit mid-game. You either have to die until you're out of lives or reset the system to get back to the main screen. Other than that, the games seem to have been ported well, playing virtually the same as they did when they first came out.