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Chloe, Buchanan, and Wayne setting up their own little private CTU is just awesome, and the music for that scene (and the whole show - particularly the initial Heller/Logan staredown) made it ten times better.

Even if you've told CC before, tell us again, just to be certain. And if you have no specific plans, feel free to make requests anyway (or at least "Don't book me against so-and-so or in random gimmick match" comments). We'll do our best to accomodate.

A little early, but I'd rather do it now than delay the BG Card. Remember - whoever gets the majority of votes is the one you will be stuck with for the forseeable future. Choose wisely. And if the majority of you decide you want a three-man team, the top two vote-getters will join King. Poll closes once Smarkdown goes up.

Wow. I expected Comet to run away with this completely - nice to see it's an actual competition. If Comet/Mak are still tied by Monday morning, a tiebreaker poll will go up.

Innit = $$$. And more importantly, I find it refreshing that Davis would help someone just because he's a decent guy.

Not enough "Innit". Good, though.

Ok, done. Fixed. FINISHED. Next person to point out any flaws in my flawless poll will win 50 votes for Ebony. Yes, I can do that.

That's because I'm stupid, 'drea. Surely you must be used to this by now. Fixed. Which did you want?

New question added, because I forgot - 2 or 3 man teams? 'Drea, it may not let you vote again for the second question, so just tell me and I'll edit it in there.

And didn't Jack find on them two rocks (gems?) - one black, one white?

Good episode, but I'm probably going to stop watching the previews as well. They make every episode sound like THE EPISODE OF THE SEASON THAT YOU JUST CAN'T MISS, and they almost never live up. Yes, I know the whole point of the teaser is to get you to watch, but as was mentioned above, this week's was "Jack calls out the Others, and SHIT GOES DOWN!", which took up maybe five minutes of an otherwise pleasant but not particularly thrilling episode. And the only way the next episode will shock me is if Michael doesn't turn on them, because that just looked too obvious. So yeah, no more teasers for me. Still, tonight's episode was nice enough. Glad to see Rose and Bernard get some flashback lovin', and that scene with Rose and Locke on the beach was pure money. So the Island has healed Locke's legs, Rose's cancer-or-whatever, and Jin's firing blanks... anything else? Also, I have to wonder how Jack never considered the possibility that he and Kate would get nabbed by the Others, then traded back for Henry. I don't think the Others want Henry back that bad anyway, but still, talk about an ill conceived plan.

Comment! ---> Two thumbs up to Zyon for pulling out a close match against Amy Stephens. ---> Two thumbs up to Amy, though, for writing the best Edwin since... well... Edwin. ---> Bruce bowing out of his match due to bird-flu quarantine = ---> It seems like Akira may be next in line for a title reign that just won't end. You jerk.

I'm partial to Rammstein's "Feuer Frei" ("Open Fire" or "Fire at Will", depending on who you ask), but let's see what you people have got.

D'oh. I remember that now, 'Drea, but I think I may have forgotten to give Janus the heads up. *commits seppuku*

Nuts! So much for my theory that Logan ordered Palmer's assasination. Still, solid episode tonight, and I too dug the music. I've been digging it all season, which is odd, because I don't think I ever really noticed the music in previous seasons.

Tag match updated.

Haven't we used that before? Anyone?

That's our Janus! *insert canned sitcom laughter here*

Is that a one limb minimum, or maximum?

Was wondering how long it would take for "War Pigs" to come up.

Card's up. Thank God I'm retired.

Don't click the link! For the love of God, DON'T CLICK THE LINK!

The Smartmark's Wrestling Federation Presents... SWF STORM LIVE, FRIDAY, APRIL 7th, FROM THE PYRAMID IN MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE! (7:00pm PST, 10:00pm EST; check local listings) Guest Commentator: EDWIN MACPHISTOOOOOOOOOOOO~! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THE MAIN EVENT - SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Wildchild © vs. Michael Cross ---> Family matters all taken care of - Wildchild is back, and he's ready to defend his property! On Smarkdown, Michael Cross bested a former International Champion and a former World Title Contender to win a shot at the title. Cross and Akira recently lost their tag team gold, but Akira fights on in the Cruiserweight Division - will Cross find singles gold of his own tonight? Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 6000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=- Iron Australian Knockout Challenge JJ Johnson vs. Janus ---> I dunno, man. If Janus was my boss, I'd try not to shirk my duties. There's a reason they call him the Hell Machine, you know. In any event, JJ tempted Fate, and Fate is about to open up a can. After proudly claiming he would be on his way to the World Title, JJ mucked up his triple threat match, prompting no small amount of ridicule from people backstage, Joseph Peters included. Peters, being a charitable sort of fellow, is still willing to toss JJ a Number One Contender bone - as long as he can take down Janus. Yeah, right. Rules: No clue. Word Limit: 5500 Send to: realitycheck -=-=-=-=- SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu © vs. Christian Fury ---> Akira asks for defense! Akira gets defense! Having dismantled every contender thus far, the odds are in his favor, but Christian Fury has been known to bring the funk, among other things, when the situation so requires it. He's got a crack at the Cruiserweight Championship - with that kind of motivation, he's certainly capable of the upset. Rules: Standard singles match, with Cruiserweight addenda - 20 count outside, no throwing over the top rope. Word Limit: 5500 Send to: Justice -=-=-=-=- BARB-WIRE LANDMINE MATCH Bruce Blank vs. Insane Luchadore ---> DAAAAAAAMN. Amy Stephens brought Bruce's legendary title reign to a screeching halt on Smarkdown, and if I know Bruce, he is just a teensy bit less than thrilled right now. He wants revenge! HE WANTS A REMATCH BUT OH NO HE DOESN'T GET IT YET! After his little cage-collapsing stunt a few shows ago, Peters booked Bruce vs. IL Round 2 in advance - so instead of getting a crack at his title, he's got to get through Insane Luchadore! Rules: Hell if I know. I meant to ask Bruce, but forgot. D'oh. Will edit in. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: janusd -=-=-=-=- "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ---> Landon has reluctantly agreed to stop breaking necks. Ironic that around the same time, Spike Jenkins has turned into a crazed people-attacking fiend. Let's see how it feels for Landon to be on the receiving end of a crazy-man ass kicking! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: Evolution -=-=-=-=- Amy Stephens © vs. Zyon (non title) ---> Scheduling conflicts prevent Bruce Blank from cashing in his automatic rematch until next show - in the mean time, Amy's looking for a fight, and we're only too happy to oblige! Zyon, no stranger to hardcore matches, will keep her in tune. Rules: In a strange turn of events, this will be fought under standard Hardcore rules! Falls count anywhere, no DQ, no count out! Word Limit: 5000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=- Kevin Coyote and Avery vs. Jimmy the Doom and The Crimson Skull ---> Now normally, you'd think Jimmy the Doom and The Crimson Skull would be the strangest team on the card, but given Avery's actions last show, Team Kevvery may be giving them a run for their money. In any event, Jimmy is no stranger to tag team success - can he put aside his differences with the Skull in order to school the untested Coyote and Avery? Rules: Standard tag team match. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: The Superstar -=-=-=-=- OPENING BOUT Grendel vs. Matt "The Cosplay Master" Myers ---> Ahhh! Fresh meat! A newcomer arrives in the SWF, and is set up in the obligatory Matt Myers match! Can Myers end his 381293821912 match losing streak? I think so. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: janusd -=-=-=-=- Opening Promo: Unclaimed! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- (Send all promos, marked matches, etc. to janusd...) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Markers will be edited in tomorrow. Stupid curfew means I go to bed RIGHT NOW OR ELSE>.dmc.fmiwec. Parents are awesome!

Markers in. Whee!